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Players: | 90/300 | Votes: | 6759 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 5 |
Ancient Guardians Awoken: | 2 | Living Statues Befriended: | 1 |
Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 | Farms Harvested: | 901 |
Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 18 | Cursed Statues Activated: | 1 |
Interstellar Fungi Gathered: | 0 | Glitched Entities Encountered: | 3 |
Titanic Battles Fought: | 17 | Ethereal Dreams Experienced: | 18 |
Dragons Adopted as Pets: | 3 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 6 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!