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Players: | 93/900 | Votes: | 2792 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Dimensional Rifts Closed: | 0 | Necronomicon Pages Collected: | 6 |
Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Heroic Oaths Sworn: | 25 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 4 |
Mines Excavated: | 4430 | Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 7 |
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 | Legendary Items Repaired: | 2 |
Animals Bred: | 169 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 1 |
Wailing Winds Heard: | 2 | Chaos Orbs Controlled: | 18 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!