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Players: | 90/900 | Votes: | 433 |
Rating: | 4.2 / 5 | ||
Vampire Cloaks Sewn: | 3 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 20 |
Horror Stories Survived: | 5 | Blood-Forged Axes Created: | 8 |
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: | 3 | Astral Orbs Gathered: | 13 |
Enchanted Weapons Reforged: | 6 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 3 |
Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 | Whispering Shadows Heard: | 2 |
Warrior Spirits Summoned: | 19 | Cursed Taverns Survived: | 2 |
Inverted Worlds Discovered: | 0 | Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 0 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!