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Players: | 110/200 | Votes: | 5230 |
Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
Living Shadows Defeated: | 4 | Crops Grown: | 4135 |
Undead Armies Raised: | 0 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 11 |
Infernal Machines Built: | 2 | Buildings Constructed: | 35 |
Zombie Dances: | 2 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 7 |
Mythical Swords Crafted: | 28 | Magical Ponies Rescued: | 4 |
Reality Distortions Fixed: | 3 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 44 |
Secret Passages Found: | 8 | Void Armor Forged: | 17 |
Why should you join? Well, for starters, we have a secret underground base filled with llamas wearing top hats. Yes, you read that right. Top hat llamas. Need I say more?
But wait, there’s more! Our server is haunted by ghostly creepers who only explode in the shape of heart emojis. It’s like a romantic explosion every time you encounter them.
And if that’s not enough to convince you, we have a tier list of all the players based on their ability to build the most ridiculous structures. Want to be at the top? Better start constructing a castle made entirely of pink wool and diamond blocks.
So come join us on this wild ride of a Minecraft SMP. Just be prepared for the unexpected, the absurd, and the downright hilarious. See you in the game!