Minecraft SMP: HAHAHAHAcraft

CONSERVATIVE, controversy, cross-dresser, cultural norms, current events, DEFEND, Diversity, freedom of expression, Gender Identity, HAHAHaha.., HAHAHAHAcraft, humor, Identity, LGBTQ, LGBTQ community, MAGA, Minecraft, Political Correctness, Politics, satire, smp, Social Issues, transgender rights, weird

Welcome to our wacky Minecraft SMP where anything goes! Join us as we embark on epic adventures and defend against cross-dressing creepers. Yes, you heard that right – our server is so wild that even the mobs have a flair for fashion!

But that’s not all – our server is also home to the legendary Maga, a mysterious player who must defend their honor against all odds. Will they be able to fend off the cross-dressing creepers and emerge victorious? Only time will tell!

So why should you join our server? Well, where else can you find a community of players who embrace the chaos and embrace the absurdity of Minecraft? Plus, who wouldn’t want to witness the epic showdown between Maga and the cross-dressing creepers?

Don’t miss out on all the laughs and excitement – join our Minecraft SMP today and prepare for a gaming experience like no other!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	100/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	13	Eerie Music Discs Played:	2
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

ReverieMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Secret Passages Found:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

GAIA

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Greek Mythological FantasyA land of mystery and intrigue, make friends and build player shops, or make enemies and raid kingdoms. Explore a world of mythical creatures, brave heroes, and dangerous monsters.Create a character and set off on an adventure to save the world from destruction. Journey through dungeons, fight epic bosses, and build your own kingdom. Craft powerful weapons and armors, and battle your way to victory.Trade with merchants, collect rare items, and upgrade your equipment to gain an edge in combat.Embark on dangerous quests to gain powerful rewards, and join forces with other players to form factions and conquer the world. Gather resources and build your own towns, shops, and custom items. Compete in events, and collect rare and powerful pets to help you in your journey. Go on an adventure in a world of Greek Mythology, and explore a land of mystery and wonder.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Epic Weapons Forged:	10
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	New Chunks Explored:	530232
Crystal Wands Charged:	15	Soul Contracts Signed:	5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

Bleach Evolved

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay, Survival

Bleach Evolved is a bleach modpack centered around KD’s Bleach mod with some additions to enhance the experience.The Official Server is provided with the pack, and features stuff like: – Quests – Factions – Claims – PVP – Events – No P2W!Please visit the website provided to download the pack and play! You can also join our discord if you need help!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	13
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	29	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

SasquatchMC

Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Vanilla

Welcome to the SasquatchMC, where you can live out your wildest Sasquatch dreams! Explore a vast world filled with hidden secrets, from secret caches to lost treasure. Go PVP, build, and even play team with other players. And of course, don’t forget to sneak around and cause a little mischief! This server is perfect for fans of the popular game Sneaky Sasquatch. With its expansive world and endless possibilities, there’s something for everyone to enjoy. So come on down and join the fun!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	91/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Rainbows Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
Mines Excavated:	4673	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Forbidden Relics Collected:	2
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	24	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	50

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

RiftCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Welcome to RiftCraft! We are thrilled to have you join our Minecraft server, where limitless adventures and boundless creativity await you. Prepare to embark on an extraordinary journey through a realm brimming with possibilities. At RiftCraft, we strive to provide a unique and immersive gaming experience for all our players. Our dedicated team has meticulously crafted a world filled with awe-inspiring landscapes, challenging quests, and opportunities for collaborative building. Whether you are a seasoned adventurer or a budding architect, there’s something here for everyone. Immerse yourself in our diverse community of fellow gamers, where camaraderie and friendship flourish. Forge alliances, join forces on epic quests, or showcase your individual talents in solo endeavors. The RiftCraft community is a place where everyone can feel welcome and supported. Our server is equipped with the latest technology to ensure smooth gameplay and minimal interruptions. We also have diligent moderators who are committed to maintaining a fair and respectful environment for all players. So, grab your tools, sharpen your swords, and prepare to embark on an unforgettable journey through the realms of RiftCraft. We can’t wait to see the incredible creations you’ll bring to life and the adventures you’ll undertake. Welcome to RiftCraft – a world of infinite possibilities!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Chimeras Created:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	37	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Alien Abductions:	5	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Folkhack Server

Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla, Whitelist

Adult Minecraft community from October 2010 with 12+ year history. Visit minecraft.folkhack.com for whitelist.Who we are: – Hard semi-vanilla, community-centric, inclusive, no-reset.Rules: – 18+. No illegal activities, harassment, slurs, griefing, hacks, spamming. Be respectful.Features: – FreedomChat, Discord Bridge, Version Support, Spawn Relocation, Ender Dragon Drops elytra, Villager AI Control, One-Person Sleep, Claims, Dynmap, Phantom Control, Warp Network, Voting Rewards, Quick Tree Decay, Invisible Frames, GSit, Player Heads, Toolstats.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	10	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Void Gems Collected:	39
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

StoneCraft

Economy, FTB, Pixelmon, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

At StoneCraft our goal is to provide a safe and fun experience to players. We host a variety of different modpacks with our own custom suite of mods to achieve this goal!We have as few banned items as possible, a custom economy and global prefixes. Once unlocked you can use them on any of our servers.All our server run on the best possible hardware using plain Forge/Fabric for maximum speed.This doesn’t mean that we don’t have the quality of life features people are used to!We have lots and lots of custom features! Join our Discord Server and see for yourself!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Zombie Dances:	6	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8	Magic Items Found:	1449

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Hystate Survival

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Survival

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	12
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Orbs of Power Found:	8	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Kingdom of Bjorheimr

Economy, Factions, Roleplay, Survival, Whitelist

Welcome to the Kingdom of Bjórheimr, a unique Roleplay experience inspired by history and vibrant fantasy tales.In our Kingdom, ye’ll find a meticulously crafted world that mirrors the nuanced social hierarchies, roles, and titles prevalent in early mediaeval times. Ye can choose from one of our six fantasy races, that is Menn, Dwarfs, Elves, Halflings, Ogres and Gavels. Become a Landnuma, a settler exploring and claiming the wild lands of Bjórheimr. Rise through the ranks as a Carl, Húscarl, Thegn, or even aspire to become an Eorl. Every title is not just a rank but a way of life, each carrying its unique duties, privileges, and history. Our game mechanics reflect the reality of mediaeval life and politics.As a player, ye’ll engage in immersive role-play, assume responsibilities depending on yer societal status, and build relationships with fellow landmenn. Engage in vibrant debates at the King’s council, earn honour on the battlefield as a Húscarl, or cultivate prosperity from the land as a Carl. Every action, every choice contributes to the dynamic, evolving world of Bjórheimr.Above all, our kingdom offers a tight-knit community of people passionate about history and fantasy alike. We strive to create an environment that is not just a gaming experience, but an opportunity to learn, grow, and make lasting friendships.

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Meteorites Collected:	3
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Eternal Flames Captured:	7	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2	Divine Relics Bestowed:	9

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

DigiCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival, Whitelist

Join us on DigiCraft for a whitelisted medieval Minecraft experience!– Build your kingdom showcased on the DynMap and protected by claim blocks!– Ascend the ranks to become more powerful and unlock unique perks!– Battle with others in Duels and the Warzone with a PvP toggle!– Gather riches with daily rewards, quests, jobs, and establish your own guild!– Collect pets, cosmetics, unique tags, and more using your earned money!– Grow your strength by leveling up skills and unlocking unique enchantments!– Join in custom made events with unique rewards and fun Brewery creations!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	4	Love Letters Sent:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Immortal Anvils Forged:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	10	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Survival Manos

Survival

SURVIVALMANOS Survival Manos is a Portuguese server that has existed since 2020 for players for players, for cracked or original, for Java or Bedrock, basically, for customers! 🙂 “Too good to be true?” – Pombacraft (former best tuga server)Come play with us!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	103/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	27	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	6
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	39

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Asgard Smp

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

Java and Bedrock crossplayThis is a economy based SMP where you can make in game money and sell your items at the shopping district, or simply trade your items with other players on the SMP here at Asgard SMP we welcome everyone and anyone but you must follow the RULES or you will be removed from the SMP this server/smp as been made for you to come and have fun show off your build skills and make new friends along the way.PLEASE JOIN DISCORD FIRST OR YOU WANT BE ABLE TO GET ON THE WHITELIST!!!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	6	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	8	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	28
Mythical Relics Collected:	13	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2
Holy Grails Found:	5	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3
Mines Excavated:	1190	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Minemu

Cross-Play

Our non-premium server offers a unique experience for players by allowing crossplay between Bedrock and Java versions.With a focus on massive events with hundreds of players at a time and proximity voice chat, it’s the perfect place to socialize and play with others from around the world. In addition, it has classic modes such as survival, creative, skyblock, bedwars, mobarena, among others, to satisfy all types of players. To add more fun, the server also offers a wide range of modpacks, such as pixelmon or tekking, which you can easily access through its own launcher. Join us and enjoy an unparalleled gaming experience!(you can enter with all versions from 1.8 to the latest)

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	90/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Runes Activated:	8	Divine Relics Bestowed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	21	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

VoxelMC

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

VoxelMc Version: 1.9 to 1.19 Characteristics: – Custom Biomes – Levels – Rewards – PvP – Tags

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Dragon Eggs Found:	7655
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Dragon Eggs Found:	8155
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

Moon Landing

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Moon Landing Embark on a captivating journey in Moon Landing, where survival meets space-themed wonder. Explore a universe brimming with unique features:– Moon-Themed World – Over 100 Custom Quests – 10+ Galactic Jobs – Skill Ascension – Expanding Universe Lore – Easy Space ColonizationEmbark on Your Galactic Adventure! Join Moon Landing and craft your story among the stars. Explore, build, and innovate in a universe where your imagination is the only limit. Board your spacecraft and set course for adventure!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players:	106/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Taverns Survived:	4	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	17
Cursed Lands Purified:	8	Emeralds Found:	4519
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.