Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	13
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	64	Undead Armies Raised:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	88	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Dragons Tamed:	6
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Epic Quests Completed:	12	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Falling into the Void:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Dragon Eggs Found:	8371
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	101/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Lairs Raided:	5	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Divine Scrolls Written:	6
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	18	Living Statues Befriended:	2

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	6	Runes Activated:	5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	6

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	81	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Meteorite Armor Created:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	17

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5
Enchanted Armories Found:	4	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Wailing Winds Heard:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	96/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	8	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	5	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Animals Bred:	187
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Goblin Markets Raided:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	39
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Haunted Mines Explored:	2

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	4	Hidden Passages Discovered:	8
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Love Letters Sent:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Alternate Realities Explored:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	51	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7537	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	9

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	107/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Ether Blades Crafted:	13	New Chunks Explored:	410930
Treasure Maps Found:	13	Wilderness Tamed:	7
Endless Legions Commanded:	12	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 23, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	16	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	2
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Vanishing Items Found:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.