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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	18
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	23
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10
Royal Decrees Issued:	0	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Mythical Swords Crafted:	99	Void Armor Forged:	15
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	12
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Emeralds Found:	4853
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ether Blades Crafted:	8	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Divine Spears Created:	12
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	105/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Dragons Tamed:	5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	90	Farms Harvested:	441
Elemental Crystals Collected:	64	Glitched Entities Encountered:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Runes Activated:	7

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	100/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	108/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	12	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	14
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Farms Harvested:	611
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Emeralds Found:	6307	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	6937
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cozy Campfires Lit:	24
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Mineshafts Explored:	4	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	0

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Relics Collected:	0	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Infernal Machines Built:	0
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	17
Meteorite Armor Created:	30	Void Gems Collected:	34

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	103/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	6

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Dimension Hops:	9
Magical Moments Shared:	28	Void Armor Forged:	19
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	6
Dragons Tamed:	2	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	25	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Mythical Swords Crafted:	76

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Lava Oceans Crossed:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 22, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Farms Harvested:	433
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	13	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Eternal Flames Captured:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.