Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	6	Vanishing Structures Built:	1
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	9	Dragonkin Hatched:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Astral Projections Made:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Void Armor Forged:	29
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	3	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	9	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	5	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	0	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	7
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Wilderness Tamed:	6
Phantom Rings Equipped:	13	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	37
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5

Random Fact: Magical Moment: A player once planted a tree that grew a swing—it’s now the best spot for relaxing with friends.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	32	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	10
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9	Star Shards Collected:	59
Magic Items Found:	3285	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	134

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	21
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Haunted Chests Opened:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	8107
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	5
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Farms Harvested:	405
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Living Shadows Defeated:	4	Demon Skulls Collected:	42
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	178

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Dimension Hops:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	77	Epic Shields Constructed:	17
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	50	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Whispering Caves Entered:	6	Heroic Legacies Created:	2
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Vanishing Items Found:	7	Glitched Entities Encountered:	2

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Alien Abductions:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	3

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	6	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Star Shards Collected:	272	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	12
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	35
Dimension Hops:	13	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2	Love Letters Sent:	9
Farms Harvested:	379	Herobrine Sightings:	0
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Goblin Markets Raided:	8

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	8	Animals Bred:	87
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	40	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Secret Passages Found:	7
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Villages Defended:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Players Killed by Monsters:	6628
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	16

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	4
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!