Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Potions Brewed:	164	Magical Moments Shared:	20
Ether Blades Crafted:	6	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	3	Holy Grails Found:	4
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Magic Items Found:	6864	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Divine Scrolls Written:	18	Astral Mages Summoned:	2
Chimeras Created:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	7	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	22
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	16
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Secret Passages Found:	6	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	10
Epic Shields Constructed:	10	Ores Mined:	4286
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	39	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	38
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Dragons Tamed:	6
Farms Harvested:	521	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1
Falling into the Void:	2	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	6
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Void Gems Collected:	36
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	6

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Hidden Passages Discovered:	4
Love Letters Sent:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	5

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	49
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	13
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	468
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	19
Crystal Caves Mapped:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	48
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Cursed Statues Activated:	1

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19	Gnome Villages Protected:	9
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Orbs of Power Found:	11	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Endless Night Skies:	4	Infernal Machines Built:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	16	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Epic Quests Completed:	8	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Magical Insight: Moonlit rituals are believed to be more powerful if performed while wearing socks on your hands.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	108/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Alien Abductions:	0
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	16
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	10
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	10	Unicorn Sightings:	1

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.