Minecraft SMP: Granny’s Titties – The Blockbuster Movie

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Welcome to Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP! Join us for a wild ride filled with old actresses showing off their cleavage like never before.

Are you tired of boring old servers where everyone plays it safe? Well, here at Granny’s Titties, we embrace the chaos and hilarity that comes with playing Minecraft with a twist.

Our server is filled with insane stories and outrageous reasons to join. From fighting off hordes of zombie grannies to building giant titty statues, there’s never a dull moment on Granny’s Titties.

So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us for a titillating adventure that you won’t soon forget. Granny’s Titties: The Movie Minecraft SMP, where the fun never stops and the cleavage is always on display!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	31
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Crowns Worn:	3
Dimension Hops:	10	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Hidden Villages Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

The bulbs

Anarchy, Factions, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

My story I am a medical doctor, I started playing Minecraft since I was 16. Now I am 29.In 2017, after thousands of hours of Minecraft, which btw helped me a lot IRL like becoming more methodical and perseverant, I started trying creating my first hosted Minecraft servers. Now, after 6 years, married, I still have this passion and this is the ultimate server. We are a very familiar and professional server.Our server is… The fairest one you will possibly find. Warriors from souls to mind: we don’t tolerate admin abuse, cheating or injustices. Wars between clans organized with the coolest and most advanced GUIs ever. Abilities that combined strategically can create very strong fighting teams.Lovely cosmetics and tools. Very cheap and not pay2win VIP options for just supporting our server.Bleeding system for reviving your fallen comrades. Seasons tournaments for the best clan with monetary prizes.Future periodic events. Elegibility for our moderation team in order to keep a fair environment.A legacy server with history and interesting stories. Permanent server for life.Not just a gaming community but also with a Discord where you can get motivated to live a balanced life worth for enjoying everything.We are waiting for you, warriors!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	8	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

FTB Infinity Evolved by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvP, Survival, Towny

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: inf.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Expert Mode. > Town land protection system (MyTown 2 Mod). > Multiple chat channels. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	3	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

Rencorner

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

⮞ RPG Survival Server [NEW 26th Jan 2024]

Economy, Trading, Shop, Quests, Jobs, Skill/Perk systems, custom world generation, custom Enderdragon world boss, a totally unique survival experience!⮞ Small Friendly Community Join our small but social community of experienced and mature Minecraft players!⮞Skyblock Server Hundreds of fully custom missions, level ups and rewards! Earn flight time through daily login rewards and voting!⮞ Slimefun Survival Server SF4/Foxy Machines/Infinity/SFCalc , open up a whole new world of possible items and builds! Economy, shops, skill levels and pvp arenas also included!⮞ Plot Server Test out all kinds of builds and redstone contraptions with your friends, use creative mode to design whatever you can imagine!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	108/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	12	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	12	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Teleportation Mishaps:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	12	Secret Passages Found:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Craftland.org

Creative, Economy, PvE, PvP

All of Craftlands mods were well thought out. Plus Craftland has its very own unique launcher. It makes joining the server as simple as it can be. Whether you want to become the strongest warrior around, a king of enterprise, Commander of your own fortress,or an artistic builder creating the grandest of designs – Craftland has exactly what you need to get it done. We welcome and await your arrival! Download our launcher: http://craftland.org/download

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Legendary Titles Earned:	2

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

ClownerCraft

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

A network with a focus on creativity and building, with family-friendly chat, and several servers to be enjoyed! We aim to be different and to give a safe place to experiment with creativity. We were founded in 2013, and has been running for over 7 years!• Survival • No PVP, No Grief, Building Based Ranks, Custom and Vanilla worlds, Separate Resource worlds, Player Shops• Creative • Plot and Freebuild worlds, Worldedit, Build-Based ranks, Head Database• PureSurvival • Survival with no artificial flavours! No PVP, No Grief, No Feature Creep. • Carnival • Theme Park and Minigames, Working Rides, Win tokens to use on sandbox servers!• Bi-Weekly Build Contests and Community Events •

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

JungleSMP

PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to Jungle SMP, where the wild thrives and adventure awaits at every turn! Dive into our lush and untamed world where survival is key and community collaboration is encouraged.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Endless Staircases Climbed:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	2	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The last interdimensional bake sale ended up feeding an entire dragon hoard. They loved the cookies.

Penia Network

Skyblock, Survival

.It is an opskyblock server based in Turkey. We are waiting for everyone.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Chimeras Created:	1	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Mysterious Portals Opened:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Farms Harvested:	536

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

RogueMC Network

Anarchy, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

In the expansive world of RogueMC, an unforgettable gaming experience. Whether you’re a master builder, a cunning shopkeeper, or a strategic fighter, RogueMC offers two distinct servers for you to explore and conquer.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Cosmic Pies Baked:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	14
Void Gems Collected:	38	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

Cross Worlds

Economy, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Create, build, survive, automate, evolve, hang out with friends! A new and customized survival experience, with several new features to use that make survival fun and challenging, and always in the most current version and with constant updates bringing more and more cool things. Come meet our community and start your adventure on our new server!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ores Mined:	9190	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	9
Haunted Forests Traversed:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Source

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

Source is a survival server with slimefun aimed at greater interaction between players, our economy was made with players in mind, you can earn money by participating in events, selling in the market between players, in player stores, or to the store. server. We have a very beautiful customized world, full of new areas to be explored and found by you in order to mark your territory and leave the map with more life. In addition to other systems we have:Discord: https://discord.gg/HeUDCPuq2n– Weddings – RTP = Random teleport (Only the teleport portal can be used at spawn) – Clans (So you can become stronger with your team and win different events) – Skills (For you to be the strongest player in combat, or dedicate yourself to a life of farming on your land) – pStores (Player stores that you can visit and sell to yourself, or even create your own so they can come to your store) – Store by chest (If you don’t trust a person to sell an item, make a chest and put the item in the chest) – Player Market (If you don’t want to go to the person to sell, or want to leave your item waiting for a seller, sell it on /ah) – Piñata (Hit the piñata to receive rewards that can be exchanged for box keys!)

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	100/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Divine Spears Created:	26
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	7
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8	Villages Defended:	13

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

Cloud SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP, Survival

𝐖𝐞 𝐚𝐫𝐞 𝐟𝐚𝐬𝐭 𝐠𝐫𝐨𝐰𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐌𝐢𝐧𝐞𝐜𝐫𝐚𝐟𝐭 𝐬𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫 𝐢𝐧 𝐈𝐧𝐝𝐢𝐚 𝐏𝐥𝐚𝐲 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐞𝐧𝐣𝐨𝐲 𝐥𝐚𝐠-𝐟𝐫𝐞𝐞 𝐰𝐢𝐭𝐡 𝐚 𝐥𝐨𝐰 𝐩𝐢𝐧𝐠 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫. 𝐖𝐞 𝐡𝐚𝐯𝐞: 𝐋𝐢𝐟𝐞𝐬𝐭𝐞𝐚𝐥, 𝐒𝐮𝐫𝐯𝐢𝐯𝐚𝐥, 𝐇𝐚𝐫𝐝𝐜𝐨𝐫𝐞THIS + THIS𝐔𝐩𝐭𝐢𝐦𝐞 𝐢𝐬 𝟗𝟗.𝟗𝟗% [ 𝟐𝟒/𝟕 𝐨𝐧𝐥𝐢𝐧𝐞 ]𝟏.𝟖𝐱 𝐭𝐨 𝟏.𝟐𝟎𝐱 𝐀𝐥𝐥 𝐕𝐞𝐫𝐬𝐢𝐨𝐧 𝐒𝐮𝐩𝐩𝐨𝐫𝐭𝐬 𝐈𝐟 𝐲𝐨𝐮 𝐝𝐨𝐧’𝐭 𝐛𝐞𝐥𝐢𝐞𝐯𝐞, 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐣𝐨𝐢𝐧 𝐚𝐧𝐝 𝐭𝐫𝐲 𝐨𝐧𝐜𝐞, 𝐁𝐞𝐬𝐭 𝐒𝐞𝐫𝐯𝐞𝐫!!!!!Discord link: https://discord.gg/cloudsmp

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	91/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Void Armor Forged:	24	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	8
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	5

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Nornia – A Vivecraft Server (VR)

MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival, Vanilla

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Dimension Hops:	4	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Secret Passages Found:	4	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2
Enchantments Applied:	149	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Reality Warps Survived:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a tiny dragon that likes to sleep in their pocket—it’s the perfect pocket warmer!

NightRealm

Creative, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Survival

NightRealm is a Minecraft server that has an interesting take on the following gamemodes; Survival – a more modern and harder take on the original Survival experience, sporting a shop, balanced economy, SlimeFun and more. Creative – A way to express your imagination and everyone gets WorldEdit! Parkour – A good place to show your parkouring skills, but you can also submit your parkours. Nations – a realistic geopolitical gamemode which aims to recreate the modern world!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	55	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	18	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	28
Dragon Eggs Found:	652	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

The Mushroom Co. Survival

Economy, Factions, Parkour, PvE, Survival

A nice friendly small survival server. We at Webbcraft are a closely knit community of helpful players with friendly staff. Our aim at Mushroom Co. is to provide the best server experience for any player; we try to cater for any Minecraft playing style. There’s a pvp arena for PVP and an awesome shop where you can buy and sell! We have the ChestShop plugin to allow you to create your own shops. This server has a few plugins to enhance your experience such as Factions to work in teams and protect land, LWC so that your chests can be locked, ChestShop so you can create shops and sell items and PvPToggle so you can toggle pvp on and off if you don’t want to be randomly hit by other players. This is a strictly no griefing server and any griefers caught will be banned. We use the CoreProtect plugin to rollback and catch griefers, but claiming the land for your faction can prevent it being destroyed in the first place if you only let trusted people into your faction. Come join us on a survival adventure, hope to see you there!

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	96/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Wilderness Tamed:	13
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	13	Haunted Chests Opened:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	19	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Fusion SMP

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

The best HARDCORE SMP on the market. Join now for an exclusive hardcore experience with custom items and tools.

Daily Server Info: September 19, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	23	Love Letters Sent:	14
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Chaos Gates Opened:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.