Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Omnipotent Charms Created:	1
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	20
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	4

Random Fact: Mythical Moment: A single drop of lava from the Phoenix Feather’s nest can forge an indestructible sword.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	0
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Mythical Quests Completed:	22
Volcanoes Explored:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	8

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	4
Ghost Trains Ridden:	0	Phantom Blocks Placed:	6
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Ores Mined:	8560
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Buildings Constructed:	25
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Dimension Hops:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	35	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Void Armor Forged:	22
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	18	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Animals Bred:	149	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Towns Built:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Divine Scrolls Written:	10
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Star Shards Collected:	277

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	15	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	11	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Herobrine Sightings:	8
Void Armor Forged:	23	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1
Ancient Ruins Explored:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Undead Armies Raised:	2

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mythical Quests Completed:	28	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Goblin Markets Raided:	9	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3	Magical Familiars Summoned:	4
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Cursed Taverns Survived:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	11	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	5	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	16

Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	19	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Secret Passages Found:	8
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	10
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Ores Mined:	2447
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3	Mines Excavated:	3060
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!