Minecraft SMP: /GME/ – Comfy Thursday Late Night Edition

Welcome to the most chaotic and hilarious Minecraft SMP you’ll ever encounter! Join us at gme.crazyawesomecompany.com for a wild ride filled with mandatory study time, naked short selling, and a final boss battle against Citadel with the DTCC and FDIC as backup insurance.

But wait, there’s more! We have real-time trades that will make your head spin, current trade halts and short restrictions that will have you questioning reality, and a temporary alliance with Reddit and Jews to take down other Jews (don’t worry, we can go back to hating each other later).

Don’t believe everything you read in Reddit DDs, use your brain and check your broker to avoid being rugpulled. And if that’s not enough, we have quarterly movements, equity total return swaps, DOOMPs, ITM CALLs, short interest, and futures roll periods to keep you on your toes.

So come on down to our Minecraft SMP where the only rule is to always remember: sneed hedgies. See you there!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	11
Volcanoes Explored:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	23	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Meteorite Armor Created:	24	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Astral Orbs Gathered:	13

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	13	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Dragon Scales Harvested:	432
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	4	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	2

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	20
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	7
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	9	Players Killed by Monsters:	4066

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Emeralds Found:	577
Chaos Gates Opened:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	13
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	1
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	19	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Enchantments Applied:	72	Animals Bred:	107

Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	4	Mines Excavated:	3037
Titanic Battles Fought:	24	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	11	Vanishing Structures Built:	3
Star Shards Collected:	124	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Alternate Realities Explored:	4	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	15	Treasure Maps Found:	5

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	29	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Gods Slained:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Battles Fought:	16	Glorious Feasts Held:	13

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Eclipse Rings Activated:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	25
Ores Mined:	4030	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Minewind

Anarchy, Bedwars, Creative, Hardcore, KitPvP, Raiding, Survival Games

Choose your class and go on an epic adventure to gather all the OP loot that suits your play style!

A big variety of loot can be found in any chest in the world, or traded with many villagers for emeralds. More loot can be stolen from OP monsters, but they will use it against you first!

Special events happen on spawn every few hours that offer more unique OP rewards.

At the end of the day, explore the natural beauty of Minecraft wilderness and build a work of art in the perfect spot.

For more information visit https://minewind.com

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

PocketPixels

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

All our servers offer unique and enjoyable Pixelmon experiences, for all involved in the Pixelmon community, which you won’t feel anywhere else! Our aim is to provide you with a pixelmon experience like no other filled with our custom content, events, and a one of a kind friendly community. Join our servers, and begin your adventure of a lifetime!Put your skills and knowledge to the test by challenging our 8+ Gym System, run by experienced staff members, to earn all the badges! If you’re into the competitive scene or looking for another challenge, you can challenge our Hard-Mode Gyms, Elite Four and Battle Frontier. Try our daily quests where you complete challenges to earn a range of rewards and experience the Pixelmon gameplay to its fullest!You’ll constantly see new custom content and network updates, staff members actively improving your experience, giveaways and events with prizes, and much more!Everyone can find something to do on our servers! Fitting into your play style is easy, whether it be competitive battling, trading, catching Pixelmon, hunting down legendaries, or even hanging our with friends! You’ll find a place in the PocketPixels community.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	268	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	17
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	2
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	12

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

VanillaPlus

Anarchy, Economy, Hardcore, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

NO LAND CLAIMING | NO GRIEF PREVENTION | NO KEEP INVENTORY | PVP ENABLED | RAIDS We have a protected spawn that you can teleport to trades, meet up with people, or fight to the death against other players. You also can set homes and teleport so that you can easily get around without traveling far distances to get to farms, bases, or friends. On Vanilla Plus, you can experience classic Minecraft, but better! Build an epic base, fight to the death, or hang out. Anything is possible, so come check it out!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19
Glitched Entities Encountered:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Epic Weapons Forged:	10	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

PlayCDU

FTB, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

Our Links: Website: https://www.craftdownunder.co Discord: https://discord.gg/playcdu Forums: https://forum.playcdu.co/About Us: To view all 35+ servers that we host and their IPs, head to https://forum.playcdu.co/servers/Craft Down Under is a gaming community that specializes in hosting and playing Minecraft modpacks. Our servers, located in Australia, Germany and the United States, offer a wide variety of modpacks to suit different playstyles and preferences. We’re dedicated to providing a welcoming environment for all players, regardless of their skill level, to come together and enjoy the unique experiences that modpacks provide. Join us today and see why Craft Down Under is the go-to destination for Minecraft modpack enthusiasts!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Titan Hearts Harvested:	3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21
Epic Shields Constructed:	27	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	6

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

JackpotMC

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding, Survival

JackpotMC is a server focused on PvP game modes, with our latest game mode being Lifesteal SMP. This is a one of kind, unique SMP that allows players to steal hearts from each other. Once a player kills another, they take a heart from them. If you die to a player, you lose a heart to them. Once you’re out of hearts, you’re banned for the rest of the day. With no claims and no rules on griefing, it is a pure Anarchy experience.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Endless Mazes Solved:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	48
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Void Armor Forged:	10
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	42	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/600	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Alien Abductions:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	14
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	38	Villages Defended:	20

Random Fact: Adorable Fact: Someone discovered a magical beanstalk that grows lollipops—it’s become the server’s favorite snack source.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	21
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Emeralds Found:	251	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.