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Players: | 100/800 | Votes: | 6116 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 | Lunar Scepters Activated: | 12 |
Unique Catgirls Spotted: | 0 | Cosmic Entities Communed With: | 0 |
Gnome Villages Protected: | 10 | Astral Mages Summoned: | 3 |
Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 254 | Warlock Amulets Crafted: | 19 |
Shadow Realms Conquered: | 2 | Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: | 5 |
Dragon Hoards Looted: | 2 | Dragonkin Hatched: | 3 |
Forbidden Tomes Read: | 3 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 7 |
Join us for a chance to battle against the legendary Ender Dragon while riding on the backs of flying pigs! That’s right, we’ve modded the game to include flying pigs as mounts. Don’t believe us? Well, you’ll just have to join to find out!
But wait, there’s more! We also have a secret underground city filled with treasure chests that are guarded by zombie villagers who can breakdance like there’s no tomorrow. And if you manage to defeat them, you’ll be rewarded with the rarest loot in all of Minecraft.
So what are you waiting for? Join our Minecraft SMP server now and prepare to embark on the craziest, most hilarious adventure of your blocky life. And remember, always bully seaniggers and lurk for 2 months before posting in the chat. Let the madness begin!