Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	16	Phantom Ships Sailed:	4
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Divine Relics Bestowed:	8
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	40
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Buildings Constructed:	44	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9
Titanic Battles Fought:	19	Dragon Scales Harvested:	208
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Mythical Swords Crafted:	63	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	1

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Zombie Dances:	7	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Mines Excavated:	3822	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Demon Skulls Collected:	25	Divine Scrolls Written:	25
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	13	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Buildings Constructed:	32
Dragons Tamed:	5	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Villages Defended:	7
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Werewolf Howls Heard:	5	Eternal Flames Captured:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	40	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3

Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	1	Potions Brewed:	104
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Legendary Heroes Trained:	4
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Orbs of Power Found:	12
Glorious Feasts Held:	19	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	16

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	880
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	8
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Magical Moments Shared:	28
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6
Divine Spears Created:	11	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Invisible Walls Found:	4
Herobrine Sightings:	10	World-Altering Spells Cast:	0

Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cozy Campfires Lit:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	34	New Chunks Explored:	727409
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	19	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	43	Secret Guilds Joined:	3
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	New Chunks Explored:	729176

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	110/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	33	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Meteorites Collected:	3
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1	Chimeras Created:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	1	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	100/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	11
Enchanted Armories Found:	8	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	21	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	11	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	39

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Alien Abductions:	4
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6	Magic Items Found:	7509
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	5	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	4
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	140	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	10	Void Armor Forged:	11
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	22
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.