Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/800	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	18	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Rebirth of Balkan – Network

OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	106/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Wilderness Tamed:	12	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	19
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	6

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

MineHeart

Cross-Play, Earth, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8

Random Fact: Rumor has it that every enchanted tome written is secretly overseen by an invisible librarian.

Fairytales

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Phoenix Feathers Found:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Love Letters Sent:	13	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18
Wilderness Tamed:	18	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Magic Wands Crafted:	13

Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

Trollrace Network

PvE, Skyblock, Survival

Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Mines Excavated:	4874	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Ores Mined:	5501
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	44	Astral Amulets Crafted:	15

Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

MCexp

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Evil Lairs Raided:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	12
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	26

Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

BrasilCraft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Glorious Feasts Held:	17
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	3
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Vanishing Items Found:	6
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

realme

Mini Games, PvP, Skywars, Survival

Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Haunted Forests Traversed:	7	Dragon Eggs Found:	2608
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Dextrality

Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Roleplay

Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	97/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	9	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Legendary Scepters Created:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	2	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Dragon Eggs Found:	6594
Astral Staffs Crafted:	18	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	18

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

Dragon Block Apollo

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Enchantments Applied:	276
Haunted Chests Opened:	8	Soul Contracts Signed:	3
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Mysterious Portals Opened:	14
Titanic Battles Fought:	26	Dimension Hops:	3

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

MineBox Network

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	1	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Mines Excavated:	3305	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	35	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Falling into the Void:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

TavernMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

TavernMC is a Survival Minecraft server that adds a ton of new layers to the game. Players can team up with their friends, and explore a massive world with beautiful biomes. Be careful! because there are bears, and other creatures that spawn. Go on quests, take on some jobs, and level up to become the strongest. What makes this server unique? – Custom Mobs (Bears, Racoons, Skunks, and Bosses) – Custom Items (Ones that are better than netherite) – Custom Biomes (Over 80+ Beautiful biomes to explore) – Meant for both Casual Players and PVPers

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	109/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Enchanted Forests Planted:	10
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	6
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Whispering Caves Entered:	2

Random Fact: Sweet Truth: A player found a hidden passage that leads to a secret garden—it’s full of flowers that bloom in rainbow colors.

Roleplay Hub

Anarchy, Economy, Roleplay, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
World-Altering Spells Cast:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Glitched Entities Encountered:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	11	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	156

Random Fact: Sweet Fact: Someone enchanted their pen to write love letters on its own—it’s been sending notes to all the nearby villagers.

Loka

Economy, Factions, PvP, Survival, Towny

Loka is a Semi-Vanilla, PvP Survival Server that uses custom plugins to create a one of a kind Minecraft experience. Loka features a custom-written Territorial Conquest System, a very rich story, unique, talent-based Battlegrounds, ELO-rated Arenas, a custom Market, Thievery, and World Events.Loka’s biggest feature, Territories, is custom system wherein Towns vie for control of static Territory Nodes throughout our three Continents. The strongest Town or Alliance at the end of each month becomes the Capital of Loka and gets to implement global policies. Alliances, Enemies, Friends, and Mortal Enemies have been forged and destroyed through our Territory System. Territorial Conquest, Custom World, Towns, Town Industries, Jobs, PvP, Powerful Market, Thievery, Story.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	90/400	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Astral Projections Made:	3
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	7
Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	25	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

From PokeBa

Economy, Factions, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP, Survival

Dear PokeBalta family!We look forward to bringing you exciting news after a long wait! Our brand new season is at the door and we are sure that we will fascinate you once again with the innovations we bring. Here are some special features we have prepared for you: Version 1.16.5 and Latest Pixelmon, Exclusive Datapack, WARZONE Add-on, Fun Activities, Server Exclusive Costumes, Dungeons and MoreDon’t forget to follow our social media accounts and forums so you don’t miss this season full of exciting innovations. We look forward to collecting unique memories together in our new season! Are you ready? We are ready! We welcome you to this magical adventure. See you later!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	93/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	174	Shadow Figures Spotted:	9
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	6	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Zombie Dances:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	3	Farms Harvested:	969

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

RealBox

Bedwars, Economy, Mini Games, PvP

BoxPvP server. Features: Powerful hosting, nearly best anti-cheat system possible, premium plugins

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Buildings Constructed:	26	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	8	Villages Defended:	16
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Meteorites Collected:	1
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!