Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Updated September 19, 2024

Players: 97/100 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.7 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read: 4 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15
Elemental Forces Harnessed: 3 Demon Skulls Collected: 20
Cursed Lands Purified: 2 Unbreakable Curses Broken: 2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Astral Projections Made: 1
Dimensional Rifts Closed: 1 Endless Mazes Conquered: 3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: The last chaos emerald discovered was found inside a potato. No one knows how it got there.

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  • Plasmodia

    Plasmodia

    Plasmodia is a unique Survival multiplayer experience with land claiming to protect your builds, jobs to make money, and player markets to buy and sell from other players on an in-game marketplace. Join today for an awesome online experience, and be sure to bring your friends to maximize your involvement on the server!We look forward to meeting new playersand hope that you have a great time. If you have any questions or need help, please feel free to add me on discord, my username is Plazmotus.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 7 Phantom Blocks Placed: 9
    Enchanted Armories Found: 8 Reality Warps Survived: 0
    Dark Rituals Completed: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 4
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 4 Phoenix Feathers Found: 14
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 29

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Emopia.se

    Emopia.se

    Hello there! Welcome to “Emopia” This server is a public server that we create/maintain together with “TheSwedishEmilf” for his viewers/followers. The owners of the server are DarkSmite, Svenebanan and TheSwedishEmilf.On this server there will be lots to do and lots of plans for the future. We have many ideas. But now together with you, we will make this server really good.The main server will be “Towny” which means survival. There you build up a city with friends/players and perhaps sell items/services to other players/cities. Spawn there will also be shops, auction house, casino and more.There will also be Events on the server.The “event server” is created by “Vakten”, a really good guy when it comes to CommandBlocks. To play events, you must have an Admin who keeps the games for you.The “sub server” is a server for “TheSwedishEmilf” subscribers:

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 3 Farms Harvested: 429
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 32 Eternal Flames Captured: 7
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Secret Guilds Joined: 2
    Epic Shields Constructed: 17 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 4
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Kragmc

    Kragmc

    This is a new survival server.In which you can have key kits and many more things. Come in nowkragmc.vyxterhost.net

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/200 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 13 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 1
    Living Statues Befriended: 1 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 5 Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved: 4
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 9 Meteorite Armor Created: 27
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Dark Rituals Completed: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • HostileMC

    HostileMC

    HostileMC is just that, HOSTILE!. join a huge community in our smp earthmap or even our minigames.our smp consists of an earth map and plugins which enable you to create huge nations, you are also able to declare war at any time.our minigames consist of hunger games and bedwars and soon to be ever old console survival games map.

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Haunted Forests Traversed: 2 Gryphons Tamed: 4
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5
    Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 2 Magical Ponies Rescued: 5
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 1 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Celestial Events Witnessed: 4 Eldritch Medallions Worn: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Teleportation mishaps are the leading cause of unexpected interdimensional friendships.

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  • Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classics

    Vampiric Classic’s Vampiric Classic’s is a Multi-Server Dedicated to all things Nostaglic we offer range from Skyblock, Creative Plots, SkyGrid, Vanilla Survival and MiniGames! We also include different interactions such as Ranks, Sethomes and more!We want to make Players like you welcome in our Server dedicated to all things classical and give you the best experience as possible along with friendly staff assistance to help!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Portal Loops Escaped: 3 Celestial Gardens Planted: 6
    Astral Mages Summoned: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 1
    Arcane Towers Raised: 2 Cursed Statues Activated: 4
    Animals Bred: 117 Cursed Scrolls Read: 4
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 19 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 6

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • Crafters Cove

    Crafters Cove

    The most innovative Survival SMP there is to date. Custom weapons, mobs, bosses, quests and a lot more! This server is lore driven. As the story progresses, so does the server. Wanna be a part of the journey? Join today!Server is 1.20.4!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 109/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 5 Dragon Scales Harvested: 242
    Eternal Flames Captured: 3 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 37
    Demon Skulls Collected: 23 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2
    Whispering Caves Entered: 8 Celestial Blades Sharpened: 15
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 4 Sunfire Helmets Forged: 3

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? Someone brewed a potion that made everyone around them giggle uncontrollably—it’s the latest party trick!

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  • Goblin SMP

    Goblin SMP

    Welcome to GoblinSMPUnleash your creativity in our rule-free Minecraft world—GoblinSMP awaits! Whether you’re a seasoned builder or a mischievous goblin at heart, there’s a place for you in our pixelated paradise.Features:Boundless Survival: Explore a vast, untamed world teeming with opportunities. From towering castles to cozy hobbit holes, the only limit is your imagination.Creative Freedom: Build, destroy, and reshape the landscape to your heart’s content. Express yourself with jaw-dropping creations that will leave fellow goblins in awe.No Holds Barred: No rules, no restrictions. Want to ride pigs into battle or create a lava-filled disco dance floor? Go ahead! This is your world, your rules.Dedicated Server: Say goodbye to lag and downtime. Our server is as reliable as a goblin’s love for chaos.Ready to embrace the madness? Join GoblinSMP 1.20.2 today and let the goblin within run wild! IP: mc.goblinsmp.org

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 93/800 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 7
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 10 Phantom Ships Sailed: 4
    Epic Weapons Forged: 4 Undead Armies Raised: 1
    Mythical Relics Collected: 10 Demonic Pacts Formed: 1
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Soul Contracts Signed: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • The New Deck

    The New Deck

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 91/200 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Evil Twin Fights: 4 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6
    Endless Mazes Solved: 2 Ores Mined: 8905
    Warlock Amulets Crafted: 8 Glorious Feasts Held: 7
    Magic Wands Crafted: 14 Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 1
    Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built: 3 Epic Quests Completed: 29

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Oblivion Prison

    Oblivion Prison

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 100/500 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Secret Passages Found: 2 New Chunks Explored: 636827
    Goblin Markets Raided: 5 Immortal Anvils Forged: 18
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 5 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 2
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 1 Reality Warps Survived: 1
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Darkness Engulfments Escaped: 4

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • PRIMAL

    PRIMAL

    PRIMAL is a thrilling seasonal based Minecraft server that transports players to a realm of untamed wilderness and endless possibilities. Step into a world where adventure, community, and exploration converge, offering an unforgettable experience for all who dare to join.JOIN: play.primalminecraft.com (JAVA/Bedrock)

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Runes Activated: 4 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 4
    Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1 Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered: 3
    Eerie Music Discs Played: 2 Whispering Caves Entered: 3
    Rainbows Spotted: 7 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Ancient Guardians Awoken: 1 Dragon Scales Harvested: 371

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • VexedMC

    VexedMC

    VexedMC is a custom and unique OP-Prison Experience. Some of the unique features: – Auto-Miners – Custom Gangs – Custom Enchants – Rename Tokens – Token Blocks – Multiplier Items – Multiplier Dust And much more

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/200 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    New Chunks Explored: 150904 Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1
    Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 1 Arcane Secrets Unlocked: 8
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Vanishing Structures Built: 4
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Blood Moons Survived: 0 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 4

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • Bcraft Brazil

    Bcraft Brazil

    Java IP: mc.bcraft.com.br Bedrock Porta: 25565Get access to the benefits below even without VIP on the serverProtection System Clan System Server Store at /sloja Store and Player on /go Auction System /ah Tournaments and Events Sell ​​automatic Automatic collectionA new server, started on 01/Jul/2023 and is constantly updated and always has new features for players, start playing today!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 104/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Divine Scrolls Written: 10
    Spontaneous Duels Fought: 8 Phantom Blocks Placed: 2
    Mystic Runes Engraved: 6 Mineshafts Explored: 5
    Forbidden Relics Collected: 1 Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 1
    Hidden Villages Discovered: 1 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Magical Mystery: A player tamed a dragon only to find it loves tea parties—talk about an unexpected guest!

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  • UGC Community

    UGC Community

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 90/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Elemental Temples Cleansed: 2 Elemental Crystals Collected: 83
    Twisted Realms Survived: 3 Cursed Artifacts Uncovered: 0
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 2
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 3
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 3 Magic Items Found: 2226

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • MarsCraft

    MarsCraft

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 99/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 1 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 17
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 1 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 1
    Secret Passages Found: 2 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Lunar Scepters Activated: 9 Legendary Heroes Trained: 3
    Meteorites Collected: 3 Epic Weapons Forged: 8

    Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

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  • Ready Moby

    Ready Moby

    If you are looking for an exciting and challenging Minecraft gaming experience, then this is the right server for you! With multiple clans to join, you can battle other players in epic PvP arenas. Explore custom maps and discover new treasures. With jobs available, you can earn money and buy useful items. Regular events keep things interesting and the game’s economy is dynamic. Develop your skills with special abilities and carry everything you need with additional backpacks and boxes. With tags and markets, you can trade items with other players. Additionally, you can win exclusive items through special boxes available on the server. Don’t waste any more time, join our community now and experience the best Minecraft gaming experience you’ve ever had!

    Updated September 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 5 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 1
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 9
    Dragons Tamed: 3 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2 Evil Lairs Raided: 2
    Blood Moons Survived: 2 Villages Defended: 14

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a magical teapot that pours endless hot chocolate—it’s now the most popular spot in town!

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