Minecraft SMP: /GCG/ GoonCaveGeneral – The Ultimate Blocky Shenanigans!

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Welcome to /gcg/ – the GOONCAVE General #3Gockslop Edition! Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where you actually have to, like, build stuff and survive? Well, look no further, because at GOONCAVE, we specialize in creating the most epic gooncaves you’ve ever seen!

What is GOONCAVE, you ask? It’s a place where you can let your wildest dreams run free and create the most outrageous gooncave imaginable. And once you’ve built your masterpiece, you can just fester in it like the true goon you are.

But be warned – DO NOT USE GOONCAVE ON MOBILE! Your screen won’t be large enough for the window manager to work, and you’ll end up with a gooncave disaster on your hands. And if you’re struggling to find the perfect gooncave, just click “RANDOM” until you find something that speaks to your inner goon.

Oh, and don’t even bother trying to find the hidden numbers – trust us, it’s not worth the effort. And if you’re feeling extra adventurous, check out the Beta Tag System for some added challenges and surprises.

So what are you waiting for? Join us at /gcg/ and let your goon flag fly high. And remember, the last 3 digits of your post number is what you goon to – so get ready for some wild goon adventures!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	104/300	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Animals Bred:	43	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1	New Chunks Explored:	116047
Farms Harvested:	444	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	278
Ender Pearl Glitches:	3	Crops Grown:	3539

Random Fact: Insider Scoop: Whispering shadows are known to hum lullabies when no one’s listening.

Our New World

Economy, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

Our New World ~ IntroductionOur New World is a Sandbox RPG 1.20.1 Server. Our aim is to have a long-term RPG server with frequent content updates, including, but not limited to: new items, cosmetics, pets, skills, enemies, bosses, worlds, story, etc.What we offer:– A RPG experience without sacrifing most vanilla features. – Five classical RPG classes with attributes and animated skills. – ModelEngine, custom texture pack with incredible models, NO mods required. – Active owner that will quickly answer to any feedback. – Frequent updates with bug fixing, improvements and new content, to keep the server fresh. – Seasonal events with custom dungeons and raid bosses. – EULA compliant. No P2W features. – And much more!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/800	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Mythical Relics Collected:	12
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Heroic Legacies Created:	5	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Meteorites Collected:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	0

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

EggMC

Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to EggMC, the ultimate Minecraft survival server! We’ve crafted a finely-tuned experience where survival is at its best. Explore custom items, discover amazing features, and build in a friendly community. Join us today and make your survival adventure epic!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	99/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Magical Familiars Summoned:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Lost Souls Rescued:	5	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14
Mythical Swords Crafted:	48	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

CapeDirt

Anarchy, Economy, Survival

Simple mechanics non pay to win SMP mixed with Simi anarchy. For more info it’s recommended to join our discord

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	91/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	5	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	17	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	33
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	12

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Sunshine Network

Survival

Server oriented towards custom modes, currently with a developed RPG-style mode with a wide variety of weapons with effects, bosses and a large number of pets.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Crystal Wands Charged:	16	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	104
Demonic Pacts Formed:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Endless Mazes Conquered:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	2

Random Fact: Insider Secret: Players who solve unsolvable puzzles are said to unlock the ability to talk to fish.

Based MC

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

Based MC is a free for everyone Minecraft Anarchy server hosted in Europe that was created on July 31, 2023. There are no rules, players have the freedom to grief, kill other players, and steal without consequences. Based MC is also very community focused making regular polls and constantly listening to the community! Join now to play minecraft anarchy with lots of other players that like to build and PVP!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	92/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	8	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	23	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5

Random Fact: Wild Fact: A cursed sword, when broken, can actually release the spirits trapped inside—talk about a plot twist!

Alanium MC

KitPvP, Survival

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	103/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	3
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player once discovered a magical pond that reflects your happiest memory—it’s become the go-to spot for daydreaming.

OdinCraft

Earth, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

Welcome to Odincraft, a Minecraft server that offers endless possibilities. Were thrilled that youve decided to join our community, and we cant wait to show you everything our server has to offer. Whether youre a seasoned Minecraft player or just starting out, were confident that youll find something to love on our server.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	1
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Magic Items Found:	6252
Meteorite Armor Created:	18	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

MineFreeze

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Come play MineFreeze, play a unique gamemode rarely seen on Minecraft called generators! Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators. Explore a custom RPG quest line by completing quests and getting rewards. Use farming and fishing to level up, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	98/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Phantom Knights Defeated:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Pirate Ships Raided:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	10

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

King SMP

Cross-Play, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

King SMP is a Java and Bedrock Minecraft server. It is run by KingRegNog who streams the SMP twice a week on his Twitch channel.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/700	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	50
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Crystal Wands Charged:	19
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	3

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Sovereign Craft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Merging a real economy with the digital world of Minecraft with the power of lightning.Imagine a Minecraft world where you can create and build up your own town, city, or nation. Fight in action-packed wars, become a trade empire, and create alliances. Run your own tavern or shop, join a military, become a politician and move up the ranks in a nation all while using and utilizing Bitcoin for everything you do.Prefer the Vanilla experience? We also have an SMP world with claims.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	96/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	489
Love Letters Sent:	15	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	31	Divine Scrolls Written:	14

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

Kimucraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

//GRAND OPENING// KIMUCRAFT h a r d c o r e Java and Bedrock served 24/7 1.19+ 0 LagWe have: ◾Dungeons◾Revive◾MobsOP◾Tombs◾Ranks◾Jobs◾Protections◾Economy◾Clans◾Blood Moon◾Pvp on/off◾Daily rewards◾Crates◾Events◾Chill mode to build calmly ◾Warps: Jail, ArenaPvP, ArenaPvE, Store , Boxes,+Invite your friends and you will get rewards. +Active Christmas Event with VIP Reward Rank

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	5
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Phantom Rings Equipped:	22	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	32	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5

Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

Zafirocraft Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Join our Minecraft server, the place where fun and adventure never end!Supported version: 1.8 to 1.20.4 Available in Java and Bedrock For premium and non-premium players

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	2
Forbidden Tomes Read:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Lore: A hidden village was discovered where everyone bakes cookies—they give them out for free to travelers.

GodSpunky

Bedwars, Cross-Play, PvP, Skyblock, Skywars

Official Minecraft Network Of Spunky Insaan Similar To Hypixel With Indian Feel And No Lag It Is Available For Bedrock (PE) + Java Cracked

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	10
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	8
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	11
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	8	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

Secret Garden

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Survival

Secret Garden is a community-oriented Minecraft Java SMP server. We strive to create an environment that is friendly, helpful, fun, and safe for all players. The server includes many features to enhance the player experience including basic commands (/rtp, /tpa, /sethome, etc), land claiming, a resource world that gets refreshed regularly, a shop to buy and sell items, deathchests, pets, SlimeFun, custom ender dragons, and free ranks with playtime.

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	89	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	9
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	5	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Farms Harvested:	777	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

Frenily

Creative, Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to Frenily, where the community comes first and the adventure never ends! Our friendly staff is dedicated to creating a fun and welcoming environment for all players. Explore our realistic survival world, complete with states, cities and towns, where you can build, trade and thrive. In Frenily, you’ll find a balance of challenge and reward as you work to survive in the wild. And soon, role-play mechanics will be added to take your experience to the next level. Join our thriving community today and let’s create unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 20, 2024

Players:	105/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Forbidden Relics Collected:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Ores Mined:	3783	Orbs of Power Found:	5

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.