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Players: | 107/800 | Votes: | 2037 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Emeralds Found: | 9518 | Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: | 2 |
New Chunks Explored: | 388004 | Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: | 4 |
Titan Hearts Harvested: | 5 | Elemental Forces Harnessed: | 4 |
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 5 | Heroic Legacies Created: | 5 |
Evil Lairs Raided: | 7 | Nether Portals Gone Wrong: | 2 |
Talking Trees Consulted: | 5 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 1 |
Enchanted Tomes Discovered: | 121 | Unbreakable Curses Broken: | 2 |
But wait, there’s more! Rumor has it that the leader of the Estonian niggers is actually a secret diamond hoarder who will stop at nothing to keep their precious loot safe. Will you be the one to uncover their hidden stash and become the richest player on the server? Only time will tell.
So what are you waiting for? Join our SMP today and show those Estonian niggers who’s boss in the wackiest Minecraft adventure you’ll ever experience!