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Players:	109/200	Votes:	7710
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	192
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Legendary Heroes Trained:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	9
Ancient Ruins Explored:	5	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Cube-Nation.de

Creative, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	5682
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	15
Rune Stones Activated:	11	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Endless Night Skies:	2
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Immortal Potions Brewed:	4

Cube Nation – The server with the feel-good effectStill looking for a Minecraft server with a great, German-speaking community? Then you are exactly right with us!With its well thought-out and constantly developed concept, Cube-Nation offers you a Minecraft gaming experience that you won’t want to miss any more. Together with the players, we have developed one of the friendliest Minecraft servers in German-speaking countries since 2011. The community not only includes the competent server team, but of course also every single Cube Nation player! Because it is the community that makes the server what it is today – namely a server with the feel-good effect!Main server – city build with resident and farm worlds On the main server you can freely choose your own building area in the specially generated landscape, where you enjoy absolute protection from griefing. You can decide for yourself which other players should receive building rights. If you no longer have enough space, we will be happy to help you expand your property!To keep the resident worlds pretty, there is a mining world that is reset regularly. As a result, there has been no map reset of the resident worlds since the server started in September 2011! This way you will be able to admire your buildings again many years later.Discover the Cube Nation network! In addition to the main server presented with a focus on city build and survival, we also offer other servers. There is a freebuild vanilla survival server, a creative server, the Acid Island server and an event server. You can easily switch between servers and the chat is also visible across servers.

cube-nation.de

Simply Vanilla

Hardcore, PvE, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	3025
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	5	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Haunted Chests Opened:	8
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Herobrine Sightings:	6	Dimension Hops:	7

Welcome to Simply Vanilla!Simply Vanilla is focused on semi-vanilla, survival gameplay, though we also incorporate a few lightweight plugins. Playing with friends is easy with basic teleport commands, and one sethome makes the vanilla experience more favorable. We pride ourselves on our tight-knit, kind community and are super welcoming! We have a mature player base with older players, though anyone is encouraged to join. We try our best to do monthly events with chances to win exclusive prizes. Stop by today to check us out and meet your new server family! Check out our website for more information: simplyvanilla.coRules: Check out our rules at simplyvanilla.co/rules

simplyvanilla.co

Project AZOTH

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvE, Roleplay

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	891
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Votes:	8597
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	10	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0

The AZOTH Network is a growing community project that features a faithful but wholly unique Pixelmon MMO based on the Pokmon series games as well as a handful of other Minecraft servers that aim to combine the best of both series. It has been in the works since 2011. While the project has gone through many different phases and servers since its humble beginnings, it finally began to take shape in 2020 after making its way back to the original community that started it all and rebranding into what it is today.We strive to provide a definitive experience that pulls in ideas from all the best places, without resorting to Pay-2-Win practices that so many other communities have fallen prey to. ABSOLUTELY NO LOOTBOXES, CRATES, GAMBLING, MONEY-GRUBBING OR MICROTRANSACTIONS WHATSOEVER! Our experienced staff aims to keep the environment as fair and balanced for each and every player as possible; the era of P2W Pixelmon servers and PokeMMO knock-offs ends with us.-Fully-Featured Pixelmon Adventure Map -Adventure through Kanto, Johto, Hoenn, Sinnoh, Unova, Kalos, Alola, Galar, and beyond! -Origins-Style Gym scaling that alters a Gym Leader’s Team based on your party strength and number of Badges. -Interconnected world woven together with areas from the unreleased Spaceworld Beta. -Shadow Pokmon storyline in the Orre region from Colosseum. -CustomNPCs with tailored scripts for item storage, usable TM Cases, Game Corner games, and more!

play.projectazoth.net

Megga-CRAFT

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	100/400	Votes:	511
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	20
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	53
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Farms Harvested:	899
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4

play.megga-craft.com

Elite Rabbit

Cross-Play, Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	1917
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	6
World-Altering Spells Cast:	2	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Zombie Dances:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Server Elite Rabbit is a Vietnamese SMP server with slightly PVE-oriented gameplay, with countless attractive features such as “Elite Mobs, Jobs, Player Shop, Player Warps,…”.The best thing about Elite Rabbit is ECONOMY. Yes, you read that right, the server is mainly developed by the community and everything revolves around MONEY. Having money is having everything.So what are you waiting for? Join the Server, and vote for us now to receive the most attractive rewards possible

eliterabbit.fun

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	8100
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	15
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	4

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	9150
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Vanishing Items Found:	5
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Endless Night Skies:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	6
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	17	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	4676
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Votes:	9150
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Void Gems Collected:	28
Runes Activated:	5	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	15

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	101/200	Votes:	2145
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Meteorites Collected:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Falling into the Void:	1	Farms Harvested:	112
Meteorite Armor Created:	29	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	4385
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	112	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	33
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4	Astral Amulets Crafted:	38
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	4	Dimension Hops:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Talking Trees Consulted:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	2	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	3	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	44

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	9022
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Phantom Ships Sailed:	4	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2	Treasure Maps Found:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Enchantments Applied:	240
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Star Shards Collected:	241
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Chimeras Created:	4

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	711
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Cursed Taverns Survived:	3	Zombie Dances:	10
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	10	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	6
Unseen Monsters Slain:	6	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5
Holy Grails Found:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	8

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	91/800	Votes:	9309
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Magical Moments Shared:	16
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	9	Ores Mined:	7121
Glitched Entities Encountered:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	2	Glorious Feasts Held:	20
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	9265
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Endless Night Skies:	1
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	19	Dragons Tamed:	6
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Mythical Quests Completed:	40

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	5216
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	208	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Secret Passages Found:	3	Haunted Forests Traversed:	6
Phantom Ships Sailed:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	15
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Evil Twin Fights:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	23	Animals Bred:	124

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us