Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3339
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	4
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	85	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	6	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	9	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/900	Votes:	4492
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	17	Gods Slained:	1
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	15	Elemental Crystals Collected:	52
Celestial Events Witnessed:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Runes Activated:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	22	Phantom Knights Defeated:	5

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	8876
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Dimension Hops:	13	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Zombie Dances:	9	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Meteorites Collected:	3
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Meteorite Armor Created:	23
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Shattered Realms Restored:	0

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	394
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Astral Projections Made:	3
Sentient Weapons Trained:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Towns Built:	7
Void Armor Forged:	11	Mines Excavated:	1434
Holy Grails Found:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	17

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/1000	Votes:	8566
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	5
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Horror Stories Survived:	2	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	4678
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Forbidden Doors Opened:	3	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Love Letters Sent:	20	Runes Activated:	6
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4
Evil Lairs Raided:	6	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Crystal Wands Charged:	18

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	100/200	Votes:	992
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	9	Villages Defended:	12
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Evil Twin Fights:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	7
Cosmic Pies Baked:	6	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	3050
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Elemental Crystals Collected:	73
Love Letters Sent:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	6628
Phantom Knights Defeated:	6	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	36
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/700	Votes:	2289
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	4	Void Gems Collected:	24
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Crops Grown:	1280

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	7413
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Alien Abductions:	4
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Titan Hearts Harvested:	2	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Phantom Rings Equipped:	18	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	1
Meteorites Collected:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	7072
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Runes Activated:	3
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Meteorites Collected:	4
Arcane Towers Raised:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	2
New Chunks Explored:	526873	Gnome Villages Protected:	3
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/800	Votes:	9936
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	13	Crystal Caves Mapped:	7
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	8	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Rune Stones Activated:	10	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	6
Enchantments Applied:	152	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	New Chunks Explored:	319929

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	93/800	Votes:	4642
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	6
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	6	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	36	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	Heroic Legacies Created:	1
Magic Items Found:	1099	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	8467
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	7
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	15
Magical Moments Shared:	7	Heroic Legacies Created:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	138
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Towns Built:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	26	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	16	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net

Hometown

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	4518
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	16
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Enchanted Forests Planted:	12
Lost Cities Unearthed:	1	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Royal Courts Attended:	2
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	6

Here in Hometown, we are a simple, but very well made server with a community unlike any other. The spawn is unique, but also simple and easy to navigate. We believe Multiplayer is for playing with others and with your friends, so we try our best for every player to connect with others by allowing players to have the ability to teleport to others. Here in hometown we try our best to keep you and your things safe. With our anti grief plugins, any grief will be undone; chests will be protected,PvP will be disabled, and horses will have locks. We also offer the user a variety of minigames to play such as Splegg, CTF, DeathMatch, Parkour Race, and many more. With all that, there’s also a community controlled economy with user made shops in our widely unique marketplace. What are you waiting for? Make yourself at home!

smp.hometownmc.com