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Players:	90/200	Votes:	258
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	17	Mythical Relics Collected:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	56
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	37
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

The Witch Chest

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	106/600	Votes:	4786
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	5	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Runes Activated:	8	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Hidden Passages Discovered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	20	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Alien Abductions:	2

If you are looking for chill community, with all kind of players from all over the world, to make memories with. Then this is the server for you! Lots of fun activities and unique things that will keep you busy for a long time 🙂

sentouki.net

BILTU SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5439
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	14
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	35	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	3
Unicorn Sightings:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	2
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2	Living Shadows Defeated:	1
Divine Scrolls Written:	15	Votes:	2843
Cursed Lands Purified:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	2

⭐MCPE IP: play.biltusmp.fun ⭐PORT: 25582“Welcome to ‘Survival PvP: Engage in intense player vs. player battles where survival is paramount.Lifesteal Mechanic: Your attacks heal you during combat, adding a unique twist to battles.Economy: Establish a thriving in-game economy centered around the lifesteal mechanic.Base Building: Build and fortify your base to protect your resources and survive raids.Resource Gathering: Collect essential resources to thrive in the harsh environment.Trading: Trade with other players for rare items and strategic advantages.

play.biltusmp.fun

MeeTion Network

Economy, Factions, KitPvP, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/200	Votes:	4999
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Phantom Rings Equipped:	15	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Titan Hearts Harvested:	5	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4	Arcane Towers Raised:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Chimeras Created:	3

———————————————————————————————————— ┈ ⋞ ⟨ ⏣ MEETION NETWORK ⏣ ⟩ ⋟ ┈Java IP -> meetion-mc.com / Bedrock IP -> meetion-mc.com – Puerto -> 19132 Discord: https://discord.gg/6JbNn3KXZ7SUPPORT FOR -> 1.16.4 to 1.20.4 AVAILABLE FOR BEDROCK!Welcome to MeeTion Network, an excellent server for its incredible experiences and designs while you play and have fun. We are a very dedicated and hassle-free server, where we value the community above all else. The server is in versions 1.16.4 to 1.20.4, and everyone is welcome as Java and Bedrock players are free to join!Take a seat, get comfortable and have fun! ————————————————————————————————————

meetion-mc.com

KingSMP

LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	95/900	Votes:	2617
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24
Cursed Lands Purified:	5	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	8
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Demonic Pacts Formed:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Enchanted Armories Found:	9
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3

Free to play Lifesteal and Events server – join in our regular events and youtube streams (@kingraghvr01) for giveaways, prizes and fun!We work hard to keep the server up to date and always do our best to incorporate player requests!

KingSMP.net

SiriusMC

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	5108
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2
Shadow Figures Spotted:	2	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Magic Items Found:	2935
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Crystal Wands Charged:	10	Ancient Ruins Explored:	3
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	8

Play.SiriusMC.net

Altitude Community

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/700	Votes:	9825
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Mimic Chests Discovered:	2	Wilderness Tamed:	18
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	12	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Infernal Machines Built:	1	Dragons Tamed:	5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	7

Altitude is the best survival community for 1.20! Grab some friends, or make some new ones, and enjoy an awesome survival experience! Welcome to our tight-knit community!We host four survival servers synced together so that you can switch between them and take your inventory, McMMO levels, MyPets, and economy money with you! Play on one server or all of them, and meet tons of awesome people to help you on your survival adventure.Each server features a unique seed and community – but the features are the same: we have McMMO, MyPet, Dynmap, land claiming, an in-game currency economy, and PvP can be toggled on/off. We also reset the end world each month!

play.alttd.com

LusiadasCraft

Survival

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Players:	99/400	Votes:	3144
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	9	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Holy Grails Found:	1
Phantom Blocks Placed:	3	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Buildings Constructed:	47	Falling into the Void:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Potions Brewed:	119

The LusíadasCraft server was created in 2023 by a group of friends who have been playing together for a few years and decided to create a server for the community. This is a server focused on Portuguese culture and folklore, where you can have fun alone or with your friends! This server has some mechanics such as: – Customized fishing (A different fishing system than usual) – Mcmmo (A skill system already known by many) – Clans (Players can choose to group themselves into a clan) – Claims (To help protect the community) – Selling Wands (A more simplified item selling system) – Vending items (A vending item) – Different mob spawners (types of mob spawners other than vanilla ones) – Customized Items (Non-vanilla items) – Customized resource map (Map focused on exploration) And much more! Join us at mc.LusiadasCraft.pt!

mc.lusiadascraft.com

HoloCraft SEA

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	2514
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	146
Mythical Swords Crafted:	54	Divine Spears Created:	27
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	5	Pirate Ships Captured:	2
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	Elemental Crystals Collected:	94

Welcome to Holocraft! We’re a small but friendly active server, the main purpose is to provide a relax and enjoyable experience for our players! We target to be one of the best minecraft server with a large variety of game modes for you and your friend or family to enjoy.• Survival – 1.19.2 – dungeon – pvp – economy • Skyblock – 1.19.2 • Vanilla – 1.19.2 • Bedwar- Coming soon • Prison- Coming soon • Factions – Coming soonIP Address: play.holocraft.xyz Website: https://www.holocraft.xyz Store: https://holocraft-sea.tebex.io/ Discord: https://discord.gg/MaZzQpCCqfConnect to this Minecraft server using 1.8 to 1.19.2 client version using the ip play.holocraft.xyz

play.holocraft.xyz

Universal

LifeSteal, PvP

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	497
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Legions Commanded:	48	Zombie Dances:	5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	18	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Pirate Ships Captured:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	24	Crystal Wands Charged:	13

Experience the ultimate Minecraft adventure on the PVP and Lifesteal Server!INDIA MOST FAMOUS SERVER, here you can learn pvp And show your skills OF building,pvp and creativity SO why are you waiting JOIN NOW!!

universalmc.fun:25806

MineWave

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, Survival

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	5972
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Herobrine Sightings:	3	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4
New Chunks Explored:	475874	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	6	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Ores Mined:	2856	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

MineWave is a network featuring survival and competitive gamemodes such as Lifesteal, EarthSMP and OneBlock!JOIN MINEWAVE Java IP – minewave.netJOIN MINEWAVE FOR BEDROCK USER Bedrock IP – br.minewave.net Port – 19132

minewave.net

AnubisMC

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	7681
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	4
Astral Staffs Crafted:	8	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Immortal Potions Brewed:	9	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	10	Reality Warps Survived:	0
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	18
Celestial Gardens Planted:	6	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4

We’re running Pixelmon Reforged v9.1.6Use our Technic Modpack to join us: https://anubismc.com/modpackIf you’re having any issues, hop into our Discord for assistance: https://discord.gg/anubismc

play.anubismc.com

Empire Minecraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/200	Votes:	5630
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	6	Pirate Ships Raided:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Runes Activated:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	62
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Void Gems Collected:	32
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Goblin Markets Raided:	9
Epic Shields Constructed:	39	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	25

Empire Minecraft is far from your average Minecraft server. With a unique combination of PROTECTED town plots, wilderness outposts with optional ANTI-GRIEF PROTECTION, and a player-focused ECONOMY system, there is something for every player to enjoy.The base of our server remains closely tied to vanilla survival. Most changes and features coded by our experienced developer team are optional. These include custom mobs, drops, and difficulty settings to enhance gameplay for those wanting a little more of a challenge above the usual survival gameplay. Dial these settings down and enjoy a relaxing gameplay experience in instead. With something for everyone, you play YOUR way.We are proud to be Family Friendly and non-PvP, with settings that can be customized to fit every player experience level and mature staff who monitor the server 24/7. You won’t find another server like us. Come join our awesome community today!

play.emc.gs

MineGen

Economy, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	7411
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Epic Bosses Defeated:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	6	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Crystal Wands Charged:	19	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Endless Night Skies:	2	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6
Falling into the Void:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8

Come play on MineGens, is a server with unique gameplay rarely seen on minecraft which is usually called a generator, Make passive income on your island by upgrading your generators, Explore a quest line by completing quests and getting rewards, Use farming and fishing to level up, you can also get personal benefits on the server This is by buying the available rank on the server, never seen before custom features on Minecraft!What makes this server special ? MineGens presents a minecraft server with a new genre that you may have never seen before, namely “Generators”. The point of this genre is that you can buy a generator at the shop and develop it into a generator level above it. At the beginning you will have 25 generator slots that you can install on your island, if you are still confused, you can try it yourself.

minegens.id

MineLucky

Economy, Prison, PvP

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Players:	104/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Wilderness Tamed:	16	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	5	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1
Vanishing Structures Built:	4	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	3	Immortal Anvils Forged:	10
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	7

MineLucky is a fresh take on the OP prison game mode. Join now with org.minelucky.net for Java and bedrock.minelucky.net (Port: 19132) for Bedrock.

org.minelucky.net

PotterworldMC

Mini Games, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Vanilla

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	466
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Magic Wands Crafted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Cursed Swords Broken:	1	New Chunks Explored:	757936
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Celestial Gardens Planted:	6
Farms Harvested:	248	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Epic Battles Fought:	15

Hello, magical folk, and welcome to Potterworld! You’ll fight in duels, brew potions, complete magical challenges, interact with your friends, and explore the magical world – all through Minecraft!We are proud to be a global, family-friendly server. You can join us with a Minecraft: Java Edition account on versions 1.10 to 1.13.2 using the IP address play.potterworldmc.com. The server runs with plugins, so no mods are needed.Our custom resource pack will download automagically. All you must do is click “Yes” when it asks for your permission in-game. Please ensure that the “Server Resource Packs” setting is set to “Enabled” or “Prompt” in the server settings before connecting to the server. Otherwise, the download will fail.Join us for an exciting and magical experience!Potterworld or Droobledore LLC is not in any way affiliated with Mojang AB, J.K. Rowling, Warner Brothers or any company, copyright or trademark.

play.potterworldmc.com