Minecraft SMP: /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7291
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Eternal Flames Captured:	7
Players Killed by Monsters:	4189	Celestial Gardens Planted:	5
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Legendary Scepters Created:	3
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Chimeras Created:	3
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Talking Trees Consulted:	4
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	5	New Chunks Explored:	503473

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Tekkit 2 by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival, Tekkit

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Players:	101/800	Votes:	3475
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	4
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	6	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4
Ores Mined:	8298	Blood Moons Survived:	1

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: tekkit2.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Tekkit 2 Modpack

tekkit2.craftersland.net

MOOCRAFT

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/600	Votes:	4298
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Ether Blades Crafted:	17	Ghost Trains Ridden:	2
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	0
Astral Amulets Crafted:	34	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Endless Legions Commanded:	27	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	192

IP: MOOHUB.NET Join MooHub.net for professionally run servers with active staff! Having opened in January 2013, Moocraft owns multiple dedicated servers which host 2 different servers, all with no lag. SEMI-ANARCHY/SURVIVAL: [1.20.1 with added support back to 1.8]

– – – RAIDING – – – GRIEFING – – – PVP – – – NO HACKINGPRACTICEPVP: [1.8 with added support up to 1.20.1]We have INSTAGRAMS! Use these links to follow them: Yaycarolina: https://www.instagram.com/yaycarolina/?hl=en Chrishew19: https://www.instagram.com/chrishew19/?hl=en

Moohub.net

Peaceful Vanilla Club

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9440
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	10	Epic Mounts Acquired:	5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	4	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Farms Harvested:	372	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Astral Staffs Crafted:	7	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	5	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Enjoy a peaceful vanilla experience, with no grief, no pay to win ranks and no PvP outside arenas. Play like you do on single player, but with friends! With no worries. LGBTQ+ Friendly Minecraft Server.→ To play on Java Edition: mc.peacefulvanilla.club → To play on Bedrock (Pocket): bedrock.peacefulvanilla.club (default port)

mc.peacefulvanilla.club

LavaCube

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Void Gems Collected:	11	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Epic Bosses Defeated:	3	Epic Weapons Forged:	5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Epic Shields Constructed:	30	Rainbows Spotted:	5
Mines Excavated:	4674	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4
Infinity Stones Found:	1	Haunted Chests Opened:	0
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vanishing Structures Built:	1

LavaCube is a welcoming and lively Minecraft server. It offers a unique and enjoyable gaming experience for players of all ages and skill levels. With beautiful landscapes and endless possibilities, LavaCube allows you to explore, battle, and collaborate with friends. Our active community, regular events, and attentive staff ensure a safe and fun environment for all players. Join us today and unleash your creativity in this captivating Minecraft realm.Our current gamemodes: – ECO-SMP – BoxPvP – SkyPvP – PracticePvP – PrisonMineJoin Now!!! Available for Java and Bedrock IP: lavacube.xyz

45.59.168.40

ParadiseMC

PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	102/200	Votes:	8189
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2	Alternate Realities Explored:	5
Star Shards Collected:	80	Goblin Markets Raided:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Divine Spears Created:	28
Ores Mined:	4052	Reality Warps Survived:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	27

play.mc-paradise.com

Noob-Friendly

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	94/300	Votes:	4727
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Astral Orbs Gathered:	14
Astral Projections Made:	3	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Epic Shields Constructed:	23
Pirate Ships Raided:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	12
Astral Staffs Crafted:	20	Mysterious Portals Opened:	13
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Underground Cities Explored:	3

Noob-friendly is a semi-vanilla survival server with a few quality of life add-ons including claims and teleportation.We are a fairly small but awesome community. Come and check us out!

noob-friendly.com

SuperSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Survival

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	3821
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Gods Slained:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	9
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Titanic Battles Fought:	12	Celestial Gardens Planted:	3
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

welcome to SuperSMP the friendlys SMP in the world! join today on java and bedrock. join now and begin your adventure!

supersmp.fun

1MoreBlock.com

Economy, MCMMO, OneBlock, PvE

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	7738
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Meteorite Armor Created:	10	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Evil Portals Destroyed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	5	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	5	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	9
Towns Built:	1	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Elemental Crystals Collected:	54	Celestial Gardens Planted:	7
Crystal Wands Charged:	11	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	28

We have run our community since 2011, making us more than a decade-old family-friendly survival server, for all people who love Minecraft and want to hang out with incredible players from many countries. On 1MoreBlock.com we play fair, avoid grief and don’t cheat. We love survival, building, playing games, and leveling Jobs and mcMMO stats. The main worlds never get deleted or reset! Toxic, bad-mouthed, and cheating players are not welcome. Join us today and enjoy the fun!

1moreblock.com

VoidSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	9118
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	12	Potions Brewed:	142
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0
Cursed Swords Broken:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7

The VoidSMP is a 1.20.4 crossplay survival server! Season 4 has been released with countless new features such as quests, a brand-new server spawn, seasonal crates, bounties, player skills, and so much more!NOTE: When connecting with Bedrock, use port 25565.

voidsurvival.net

Iruvatar Network

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	329
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	2	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	20	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Enchantments Applied:	157	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Cozy Campfires Lit:	19
Mythical Relics Collected:	14	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	20
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	10	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1

We are a vanilla Java Edition and Bedrock Edition survival server and you will play without lag thanks to the power of our servers. Our community is very friendly and we look forward to having you join it.Port for Bedrock: 19132

play.iruvatar.com

Minebits

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, Roleplay

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	4028
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Shadow Wolves Tamed:	2
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Wilderness Tamed:	5	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Endless Night Skies:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	5
Epic Quests Completed:	9	Battle Standards Raised:	9

minebits.net

LuckyCraft

PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	5872
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	1
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Mythical Quests Completed:	32	Living Shadows Defeated:	4

Discover LuckyCraft, the most friendly and fun Minecraft survival server in Dutch, running on version 1.20. In our dynamic survival world where the possibilities are endless, an unparalleled Minecraft experience awaits you. In LuckyCraft we ensure that the game never stands still through our unique and innovative mob-rank system. As you play, you’ll earn more and more rewards and benefits, making LuckyCraft the perfect choice for players who are constantly looking for challenge and progression in their Minecraft experience. With a friendly community of like-minded Dutch-speaking players, LuckyCraft is more than just a survival server. It’s a place to discover, grow and enjoy the fantastic world of Minecraft. Join LuckyCraft, the leading 1.20 Minecraft survival server, today and start your adventure in the most friendly and fun environment!

play.luckycraft.nl:25609

CraftMC.pro

Bedwars, Creative, MCMMO, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	97/1000	Votes:	443
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	0	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	2	Meteorites Collected:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Demon Skulls Collected:	33
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11	Buildings Constructed:	13

◈ ᴄʀᴀғᴛᴍᴄ.ᴘʀᴏWe invite you to this community dedicated to Minecraft enthusiasts. We focus on creating a friendly and fun environment for players of all ages and experience levels.With an experienced and competent team in managing this type of servers, we dedicate our resources and time to create special events to offer unique and exciting experiences to our players.–

mc.craftmc.pro

Pandam

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	2827
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Void Gems Collected:	17
Epic Weapons Forged:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	18
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2

Pandamium is a Vanilla Survival Minecraft Server which will always update to the latest snapshot with experimental features.The server runs on a dedicated server with top hardware to ensure the best performance possible.Pandamium also uses a datapack to offer custom features like homes, tpa and voting rewards.We’re looking forward to seeing you on the server!

snapshot.pandamium.eu

Smithereens Reboot

PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/300	Votes:	3529
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	3
Star Shards Collected:	162	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Powerful Allies Recruited:	4	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	29
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Phantom Knights Defeated:	3
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Cursed Amulets Found:	0

This cherished server is making a comeback! Tired of complicated mods and resource packs? Smithereens provides the vanilla experience along with an economy system and player-run shops. Join us and immerse yourself in the pure, nostalgic world of Minecraft.

smithereens.withermc.io:19206