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Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new type of wood? Well, have we got the server for you! Join us on this wild and wacky SMP where the mobs are actually friendly and will trade you diamonds for dirt!

But that’s not all – our server is home to the legendary Chicken King, who rules over his feathered subjects with an iron beak. Rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a dance-off, he will grant you three wishes (but be warned, he’s got some killer moves).

And if you’re feeling brave, you can venture into the Nether where the pigmen have formed a biker gang and challenge you to a race on their hog-riders. The winner gets a lifetime supply of bacon (vegetarians need not apply).

So come join us on this insane Minecraft SMP where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe the occasional creeper explosion). Who knows what crazy adventures await you?

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5
Emeralds Found:	7549	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23
Zombie Dances:	9	Void Gems Collected:	24
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Divine Scrolls Written:	24

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

The Goons

MCMMO, PvP, Towny

A minecraft server with mcnmo and land claim, compatible up to 1.8We’re a server with many things to do like survival, mcmmo and other stuff like land claiming. We support versions as old as 1.8. May be older.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	96/300	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	5	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	14	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

Gaudium Middle School

Cross-Play, Factions, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Factions Unleashed: Establish your faction, recruit loyal members, and claim your piece of the vast, open world. Engage in epic faction wars, strategic alliances, and diplomatic negotiations as you strive to become the dominant force on the server.Not one for Fighting? Set your PVP to off and collaborate with other peaceful players diving into the heart of survival multiplayer with a meticulously crafted world rich in resources, challenges, and surprises. From dense forests to treacherous caves, every corner of our server is teeming with opportunities for resource gathering, exploration, and survival.Embark on a journey where the balance between cooperation and competition shapes the destiny of the world. Join us at Gaudium SMP and become a part of a community that celebrates the essence of both factions and survival multiplayer in Minecraft!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/600	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Lost Souls Rescued:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Buildings Constructed:	40	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Chimeras Created:	2	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A dragon egg once hatched into a tiny kitten with wings—it now rules the skies (and laps) of the server.

CoolKidzTable

Factions, Hardcore, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Embark on an adrenaline-fueled odyssey in our Hardcore Minecraft Server, where every heartbeat echoes with the thrill of danger. Forge your empire in the crucible of survival, where the sun-kissed days give way to treacherous nights teeming with unseen perils. Remember, you possess only three lives – a precious trinity that stands between you and the abyss.In this relentless RPG adventure, alliances are forged and shattered, and your mettle will be tested against the ruthless wilderness. Navigate the shifting landscapes, each step resonating with the echoes of untold dangers and untapped wonders. Traverse vast hills and unearth the secrets concealed within the unexplored biomes that beckon with the promise of both fortune and peril.Engage in a dance of risk and reward as you trade with rival factions or embark on daring raids to seize their spoils. The line between predator and prey is blurred, and every encounter is a high-stakes gamble. The thrill of the chase, the clash of steel, and the pulse of the unknown set the stage for an immersive experience.But beware, for in this unforgiving realm, death is an ever-present specter, and your lives are a finite currency. The choices you make, the battles you wage, and the alliances you forge will shape your destiny. Will you rise to legendary heights or succumb to the relentless forces that seek to claim you?Enter the Hardcore Minecraft world, where survival is not just a game – it’s a heart-pounding, high-stakes adventure that will test the limits of your skill, courage, and cunning. Are you ready to embrace the challenge and write your own tale of conquest and survival? The countdown begins, and the shadows await your every move. May the odds be ever in your favor, and may you carve a legacy that withstands the sands of time. Good luck, and may your journey be as perilous as it is rewarding!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Void Gems Collected:	20	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	10	Haunted Mines Explored:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

Gemora

Cross-Play, Survival

A Power gems server! We have magic! Costom world generation! Disclaimer: Powergems plugin was never ment to be like bliss smp please do not mistake!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/500	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Magical Ponies Rescued:	6
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone built a house out of enchanted gingerbread—it’s sturdy, sweet, and smells like Christmas all year round.

ReignSMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

Welcome to ReignSMP – Where Survival Thrives!Embark on the ultimate survival adventure in our immersive multiplayer Minecraft server – a haven for daring adventurers and crafty survivors! Join ReignSMP and experience survival like never before, where every decision you make shapes your destiny in a vast and untamed world.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Alien Abductions:	4	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Magical Familiars Summoned:	3	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

DoomieMcDoomMC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

Come enjoy the new community, friendly to all ages!Well developed server with a great economy and land plugins!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6665	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2
Dark Rituals Completed:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4

Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a rainbow that they could pick up and carry—now it’s the ultimate fashion accessory.

GCraft

Economy, Survival, Towny

GCraft stands as a bastion within the vast Minecraft community, offering an immersive survival experience that’s as pure as it gets: fully vanilla, fortified with formidable anti-cheat functionalities, and upheld by a thriving, welcoming community. Nestled within the expansive landscapes of Minecraft, GCraft beckons players seeking an authentic, unadulterated survival journey.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Powerful Allies Recruited:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	14	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Whispering Shadows Heard:	2	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	4

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Sunrise Network

Earth, Hardcore, MCMMO, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

What Are We? SunriseMC is a server that has been in the works for many months now, but has finally come to release. (1.1.2024). This server has a few notable plugins like TownyAdvanced, JobsReborn, and AuctionHouse. However, we have put a large list of plugins and add-ons together that may not be as well known that have built our system from the ground up.What Is Our Idea? Our idea is to create a towny server that isn’t like anything that currently exists for premium Minecraft users, while also having a respectable atmosphere for people of almost all ages to hang out and play. From every block that we place, to every place we create, we make sure that everything that is created is fun, and inviting for everyone.How Do I Join? So, we have noticed some issues when it comes to people joining the server. This is due to the position of the servers hardware and the inability to host the server with better means, which means that player’s pings will be normally high. We are hoping to be able to fix this issue as soon as we can, but sadly will have to just work with it for the time being. If you notice that the Play.Sunrisemc.net IP does not work, please try our U.S IP, which is Fun.Sunrisemc.net. If you still cannot join, please hop onto our discord server (found below) and let us know so we can try to get you onto our server!Have Any Questions? Just come on over and we will be happy to answer all that you have!Discord: https://discord.sunrisemc.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	41	Werewolf Howls Heard:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Treasure Maps Found:	6	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Royal Decrees Issued:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

MineFun

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Survival

Step into a Minecraft adventure like never before on our Hardcore Server, where survival isn’t just a challenge – it’s a thrill. Picture this: custom crates, each holding the promise of something extraordinary. From game-changing gear to exclusive cosmetics, these crates add an exciting twist to your journey, making every step forward a potential leap toward greatness.And here’s the kicker – an AFK pit designed not just for idle time but to reward you while you’re away. Imagine earning keys effortlessly, ensuring that when you return, there’s a treasure trove waiting for you. It’s the perfect blend of convenience and excitement, making sure your progress doesn’t halt even when life takes you AFK.But it’s not just about the loot. In our world, every action matters. The economy is finely tuned to ensure that the keys you earn hold value. Trade them for in-game currency or use them to unlock the mysteries concealed within those custom crates – the decision is yours, and the possibilities are as vast as the Minecraft landscape itself.This is a journey, and we’re inviting you to be part of its foundation. As a newly launched server, we’re not just creating a gaming environment; we’re crafting a community. Come, be a pioneer, and let’s shape this hardcore realm together. Custom crates, AFK pits, and a myriad of features await – are you ready to dive in and discover what lies beyond? Join us now, and let the adventure unfold naturally, just like the blocks in your favorite game.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/900	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	20
Magical Moments Shared:	19	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Emeralds Found:	8564
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

SpiralGN

Cross-Play

Welcome to SpiralGN, the ultimate destination for players seeking the thrill of Minecraft’s Op Gens experience! In the vast and ever-evolving world of Minecraft, SpiralGN stands out as a server dedicated to taking resource generation to a whole new level. At SpiralGN, we’ve crafted a unique and engaging Minecraft experience that centers around the art of overpowered generators (Op Gens). Whether you’re a seasoned Minecraft veteran or a newcomer to the blocky realm, our server offers something for everyone.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Mines Excavated:	4958
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	3	Potions Brewed:	37

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

Crystal Cove SMP

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Parkour, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Star Shards Collected:	214
Endless Mazes Solved:	4	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25
Phoenix Feathers Found:	6	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	21
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Cozy Campfires Lit:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	43	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2

Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

Beast Smp

Cross-Play, Survival, Vanilla

A very great server owned by a idle single owner which has many features in the smp like trade, auction house, shop, leaderboard, etc if not joined join now!! It’s also a crossplay server so poket edition players can also join

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	18	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3	Forbidden Doors Opened:	3

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Lotus Cove

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

Come play MInecraft with us at Lotus Cove! We’re a Java server, 1.20.2 fairly new world, lots of unexplored places for you to build in! **server on hard **all are welcome! **Land claims **Public XP farm **Silk spawners **Player shops **Diamond economy **Player heads **Marriage Mart, Cosmetics— no griefing — no stealing from claimed land — no hacking — no toxic behavior

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/900	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Chimeras Created:	3	Void Armor Forged:	12
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	10	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	53	Star Shards Collected:	268
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	0

Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

camellot

Vanilla, Whitelist

Camellot CommunityWelcome to Camellot, a community with a nice team. Our server runs on version 1.20.1 and uses a minimum of plugins that do not affect the game too much. We are among the so-called Semi-Vanilla servers.What we offerBoth original and non-original Minecraft players can join. We offer you an active admin and moderator team, hourly and local backups using the CoreProtect plugin.Peace and relaxation playingWe are able to track down, punish and restore all damages to their original state, from the destruction of blocks, the theft of chests to the slaughtered animals. All this with a guarantee of two months from the expiry of the grief.

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	48
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2	Dark Rituals Completed:	10
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Love Letters Sent:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Epic Quests Completed:	23

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

LU7 Creative

Creative, Parkour

Join LU7 Creative – Your Dream Minecraft Server!Why join LU7 Creative?> Unleash Your Creativity: No more pay-to-win nonsense! Build and create without limits on our unique, custom-made server!> Endless Plots: Start with a MASSIVE 300×300 plot, and when it’s full of wonders, get another one! No limit to your creativity! > Mind-Blowing WorldEdit: Enjoy (almost…) unrestricted access to WorldEdit commands with a generous 100,000 block change limit! > Everything’s FREE: No stores, no paywalls! All players have access to EVERYTHING without spending a cent!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	10
Astral Mages Summoned:	1	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Alien Abductions:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5
Horror Stories Survived:	5	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.