Minecraft SMP /g/ Humour Thread

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Players:	90/900	Votes:	8753
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	12	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	8
Zombie Dances:	10	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Divine Relics Bestowed:	13
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	9	Dragon Eggs Found:	651

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of boring old Minecraft servers where the only excitement is finding a new ore? Well, look no further because our SMP is the wildest ride you’ll ever experience in the blocky world!

Join us if you want to witness epic battles between players armed with nothing but diamond pickaxes and rotten flesh. Our server is so crazy that even the creepers are afraid to explode!

But wait, there’s more! We have a secret underground base where we host weekly dance parties with the Ender Dragon as our DJ. And rumor has it that Herobrine himself makes an appearance to challenge players to a game of hide and seek.

So if you’re looking for a Minecraft SMP that will leave you laughing until your diamond armor breaks, join us today! Just be prepared for anything and everything to happen because on our server, the only rule is that there are no rules!

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	5699
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	4	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Shattered Realms Restored:	1
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Mystic Runes Engraved:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	27	Votes:	5036
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Farms Harvested:	658	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/100	Votes:	3625
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3	Wailing Winds Heard:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Phantom Rings Equipped:	25
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	11	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	109/600	Votes:	5569
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Alien Abductions:	3	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Mysterious Portals Opened:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	149
Cursed Statues Activated:	2	Mines Excavated:	3972
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Talking Trees Consulted:	5

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	278
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	0	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	0
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Powerful Allies Recruited:	5	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	17	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mineshafts Explored:	2
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	7109

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/800	Votes:	1506
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Astral Projections Made:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Mines Excavated:	4643	Forbidden Tomes Read:	4
Demon Skulls Collected:	34	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	332	Dragon Eggs Found:	2553
Dark Rituals Completed:	4	Votes:	1107

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	97/200	Votes:	9427
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	5
Herobrine Sightings:	0	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	14	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	2
Alien Abductions:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Legendary Items Repaired:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4
Endless Night Skies:	3	Phantom Rings Equipped:	22

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	91/100	Votes:	681
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11	Votes:	6331
Magic Wands Crafted:	22	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2
Portal Loops Escaped:	2	Crops Grown:	8610
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	10
Shattered Realms Restored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	9	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	3841
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	3
Dragons Tamed:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	5	Paranormal Events Investigated:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	3	Secret Passages Found:	7
Forbidden Relics Collected:	9	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	29
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Holy Grails Found:	4

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	4126
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	7	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Elemental Crystals Collected:	99	Shadow Realms Conquered:	2

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	110/900	Votes:	5085
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magical Moments Shared:	27	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	24	Rune Stones Activated:	11
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Holy Grails Found:	2	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Evil Twin Fights:	5	Titanic Battles Fought:	13

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net

MirageCraft Pixelmon Reforged

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	3024
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Spectral Entities Defeated:	4	Ores Mined:	7983
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	4
Underground Cities Explored:	5	Votes:	819
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	12

mc.miragecraft.net

Harry’s Network

Mini Games, PvE, PvP

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Players:	104/100	Votes:	427
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Ether Blades Crafted:	11
Runes Activated:	0	Crops Grown:	4049
Legendary Scepters Created:	4	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	89
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	7
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Magical Ponies Rescued:	2
Meteorites Collected:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	16
Eerie Music Discs Played:	5	Magic Wands Crafted:	19

Harry’s Network boasts a variety of exclusive, unique persistent gamemodes and minigames built from the ground up with custom-made plugins that are worthy of your time. Copy the IP and check them out!

mcs.harrys.gg

BiscuitSMP

Cross-Play, Hardcore, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/900	Votes:	9568
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	402
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	22	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Chimeras Created:	3	Talking Trees Consulted:	4

Welcome to BiscoitoSMP, a server made for all Minecraft fans! BiscoitoSMP is a vanilla server with several events and history On the server we have: Events, Clans, Wars, Alliances, Weddings, incredible friendships, History and fun!In BiscuitSMP you can write your own story, you can choose to be the hero or villain!# » Enter no server > IP: biscoitosmp.fun > Porta Bedrock: 25566Version: 1.12 to 1.20 Platform: Bedrock and Java!

biscoito.fun:19144

MineFruit

Hardcore, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/500	Votes:	8522
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10
Unseen Monsters Slain:	5	Zombie Dances:	8
Divine Relics Bestowed:	10	Whispering Shadows Heard:	2
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10

Bringing a fun time and an enjoyable experience to the Lifesteal gamemode. Java and Bedrock compatible! Frequent updates and changes!

minefruit.org

RLCraft by CraftersLand

Economy, FTB, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7359
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	30	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Undead Armies Raised:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Cosmic Pies Baked:	4
Cursed Swords Broken:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Void Armor Forged:	16	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2
Wailing Winds Heard:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	5

░░░ Website: www.craftersland.net | Forum: forum.craftersland.net ░░░>> Server address: rl.craftersland.net░░░░░░ Server Info: ░░░░░░ > Grief Prevention land claim system. > Economy – Server Shops, Market and Auctions. > Daily and Vote Rewards. > Clans and PvP. > Server Live map. > Hosted in Data Center in Germany. > FTB Ultimate Reloaded Modpack

rl.craftersland.net