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Players:	91/500	Votes:	226
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	6	Gryphons Tamed:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Zombie Dances:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Magic Wands Crafted:	9
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	14	Vanishing Structures Built:	5
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Taverns Survived:	2

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

PrismaCraft

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	2759
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Royal Decrees Issued:	1
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	33	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Void Armor Forged:	16	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	21
Secret Passages Found:	6	Epic Quests Completed:	6
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	4	Potions Brewed:	132
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Runes Activated:	6

ANNOUNCEMENT! Towny 2 has been released!PrismaCraft is a friendly, community-focused towny server that is perfect for any Minecraft players looking for a place to settle down and vibe, build, and grind to their hearts content! Our unique range of plugins help create a cosy, yet grindy, vanilla-ish experience with RPG elements. Come find your own little home within our lovely community!Discord: https://discord.gg/prismacraft LinkTree: https://linktr.ee/prismacraft

play.prismacraft.net

FlashSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	205
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	1
Void Gems Collected:	13	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	3	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Lunar Scepters Activated:	7	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Star Shards Collected:	184	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	4	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	4

Welcome to BlossomSMP, a captivating Minecraft survival multiplayer experience where creativity and community intertwine in a vibrant world of endless possibilities. In this enchanting 1.20 version of the game, BlossomSMP invites you to embark on a journey like no other, where the landscape is painted with the hues of blossoming trees and the air is filled with the sweet fragrance of adventure.

blossum.gg

TheYolos

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	5381
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	4	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Astral Staffs Crafted:	19
Demon Skulls Collected:	17	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	5

A Minecraft Network with Multiple Gameplay and Fun Community! ⭐Survival ⭐Slimefun ⭐Fantasy ⭐Mmorpg ⭐Dungeons ⭐Good Community ⭐Survival Hardcore ⭐MORE!

play.theyolos.com

RexKraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	5352
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Magical Moments Shared:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	5
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	15	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	3
Portal Loops Escaped:	0	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1

RexKraft is a tight-knit community that welcomes all new members. We are a family-friendly server so everyone can have an enjoyable time while playing! We’re a highly oriented community that values all the opinions our player base offers. We bring a lot to the table to make sure you do not get bored on the server!

play.rexkraft.com

Blooh Network

Cross-Play, Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	8313
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Runes Activated:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	13
Gnome Villages Protected:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	4	Legendary Scepters Created:	3

Blooh Network is a Minecraft Survival SMP server that offers a fun and entertaining experience for all! With our server being open to both Premium and Cracked Minecraft Players everyone can have a fun time! So what are you waiting for come join and have some fun! (IP: play.blooh.net)

play.blooh.net:25596

HinokamiMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	965
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Magic Crystals Found:	16
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	17
Gods Slained:	2	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

HinokamiMC – We offer a custom Demon Slayer SMP that requires no mods and is both Java and Bedrock compatible! We offer custom breathing styles directly from the anime series! Custom updates each new season, community driven input that gets added to the server, and a monthly PVP event called the Hinokami tournament, where you 1v1 players to win prizes!

play.mc-oasis.com

GoldenLeaf

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	3154
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5	Haunted Chests Opened:	9
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	22
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	7
Crops Grown:	2449	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	3	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	10	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	7	Rune Stones Activated:	10

GoldenLeaf is a 1.20.1 Survival/Towny and Creative Network with an energetic community. Built on transparency and hard work, we strive to bring a fair and fun opportunity to all players. The server is 100 non-pay to win, with custom plugins and unique opportunities like earning player vaults and extra sethomes from voting.We also have: – An easy to follow chat – An active Discord server – Custom plugins, Banking – Skills, Player Levels, Mcmmo – Active Staff, Grief Rollback Chest Protection – Crates, Casino Lottery – Auctions Player Trading – Admin Shop Player Market – Creative Plots With World Edit

play.goldenleafmc.com

MCFriendly

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	103/400	Votes:	489
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Emeralds Found:	1782	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	8
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	27
Players Killed by Monsters:	2652	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Dragon Scales Harvested:	144	Crystal Wands Charged:	9
Dimension Hops:	6	Divine Spears Created:	27
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3

We support both JAVA and BEDROCK for MINECRAFT 1.20.1We are A FRIENDLY COMMUNITY! We have FREE TO PLAY LEVEL PROGRESSION, a custom DYNAMIC ECONOMY, McMMO, CRATES, UNIQUE RANKS, CLAIM PROTECTION, and MORE!Join the MCFriendly family today!Java IP: mcfriendly.usBedrock IP: 135.148.150.144 Bedrock Port: 19132

mcfriendly.us

Discord

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/500	Votes:	3501
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Figures Spotted:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	67
Magic Crystals Found:	9	Undead Armies Raised:	1
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Votes:	3355
Lost Souls Rescued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	2
Shattered Realms Restored:	0	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0

A server focused mainly on survival and bosses! Our server has the following: • Vanilla 1.18.2 • Free and paid ranges! • Custom objects and mobs (small scale) • Piñatas to a certain amount of votes! • Useful warps for your adventure! • Custom bosses that appear from time to time in a specific arena! – This boss in turn has a box that contains his entire set of objects! • A combat arena against mobs to pass the time! • A united community! be nice to us! • Protections for your home! • Stores, auction house, trades and more! • Boxes that can be opened with their respective keys! – From the iron boxes, to the powerful box of the depths!

zencraft.cc

CaldasCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	91/600	Votes:	731
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3
Enchanted Armories Found:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Battle Standards Raised:	7
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	7	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Hidden Passages Discovered:	7	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4

mc.caldascraft.eu (Version 1.17 to 1.20.x)– Survival friendly – Customized items – Claims – Rankup – Skills – KingdomsAnd much much more to come. Come find out!

mc.caldascraft.eu

Mine Pirata

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/400	Votes:	5147
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	15
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	4	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2
Buildings Constructed:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Star Shards Collected:	185	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	20

MinePirata is a server set, as the name suggests, in Pirates. Our goal is that no one gets bored and there are many things to do!JAVA IP: mc.minepirata.com BEDROCK IP: mc.minepirata.com Puerto: 25633Version 1.17.x-1.20.x » Survival PVP » Battle Pass » DuelsPVP » Parkour » Daily Rewards » Boxes with many prizes » You can create your own team » Protection Stones » You can move up the ranks for free! The only requirement is to play

mc.minepirata.com:25633

Dungeon Realms

Economy, Hardcore, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	1926
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	7	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4
Towns Built:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	32
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0	Herobrine Sightings:	4
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2
Legendary Items Repaired:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	2
Farms Harvested:	236	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1

DungeonRealms is a Premuim, Action RPG, Minecraft Experience. Delve into a fascinating world full of dark dungeons, evil monsters and extraordinary treasure.Join Minecrafts first REAL MMO! With designed and custom coded mechanics, thousands of players and an ever expanding world!

play.dungeonrealms.net

SloMine

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	91/400	Votes:	5716
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Dragons Tamed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	189
Soul Swords Wielded:	6	Chaos Gates Opened:	3

Slovenian minecraft server – Survival – Updates every month Welcome!Slovenian minecraft server opened in 2016

slomine.si

BendersMC

Economy, Factions, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	716
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Meteorites Collected:	4
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Teleportation Mishaps:	5
Mines Excavated:	4977	Demon Skulls Collected:	25
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Players Killed by Monsters:	4906
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	6
Herobrine Sightings:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2

play.bendersmc.co

CarbonCraftXYZ

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	90/700	Votes:	3251
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	8212	Rune Stones Activated:	7
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	11
Gods Slained:	2	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4
Dragons Tamed:	0	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	31
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Phantom Rings Equipped:	9
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	9
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4

play.carboncraft.xyz