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Players:	98/900	Votes:	7551
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	30
Crystal Palaces Visited:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	30
Void Gems Collected:	23	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	2
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	10

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

DusKraft Network

Economy, PvP, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8386
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Wyrmholes Dug:	6	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	8	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	54
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Players Killed by Monsters:	8212
Runes Activated:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	7
Eerie Music Discs Played:	3	Dragonkin Hatched:	1
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	8
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6

Java and Bedrock Survival Custom: Daily and weekly Koth Mina PVP, Arena PVP, Bosses Rankups, Custom Trades, etc… Custom Enchantments

mc.duskraft.com

Sword

PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	4027
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	21
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	13	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3
Haunted Forests Traversed:	5	Divine Relics Bestowed:	14
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	21	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	2	Infernal Machines Built:	1

Gladius prides itself on creating a fun anarchy environment without the hacking. Gladius offers no pay-to-win, no land claim, and little rules. Players are free to kill each other and do whatever they want all night long! Start a society? Raid everyone? Survive solo on the edge of the world? Gladius is the place for you!SEMI-ANARCHY, NO LAND CLAIM, NO CRYSTAL PVPDISCORD: https://discord.gg/28dC355FWn

147.135.31.189

Noxian Network

Economy, OneBlock, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/1000	Votes:	6946
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	12	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Star Shards Collected:	277
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Holy Grails Found:	1
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Cozy Campfires Lit:	18
Soul Swords Wielded:	1	Heroic Legacies Created:	7

Our server has everything you need, including a fantastic adventure through survival, custom and classic modes, along with many more pvp-focused modes such as: ffa and boxpvp.And if you’re a Bedrock user, don’t worry: we’ve got you covered! Simply connect to our server using the IP address bd.noxian.xyz and the default port 19132. Join us today and discover the best Minecraft experience!

mc.noxian.xyz

CafeSMP

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	3203
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Farms Harvested:	225	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	9
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17	Holy Grails Found:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	2

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] smp.cafe is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Survival gamemode.

join.smp.cafe

GoVibe

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, LifeSteal, PvE, PvP

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Players:	95/100	Votes:	6629
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	18
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	2	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Divine Scrolls Written:	17
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	13	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	1
Holy Grails Found:	3	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5

Need a server? MineVibe is a brand new Lifesteal SMP server filled with tons of amazing features! We have an active playerbase, weekly events, and much more! See you there!

join.minevibe.fun

Void Realms

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	5322
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Farms Harvested:	887	Astral Orbs Gathered:	7
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	6	Ancient Ruins Explored:	2
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Whispering Caves Entered:	3
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	3

Void Realms We’re a community-oriented server that was created by the players, for the players. We offer traditional servers with our own unique twist you won’t find anywhere else.Skyblock: – Slimefun, Harvesters (Androids/Minions), Liquid Tanks, Cargo Transport, Machines, Island Top, Quests, Tinker’s Construct, Player Ranks, Chest Shops, Admin Shop, and more!Towny: – Custom Town Plugin System, Slimefun, Graves, RPG Style Skills, Custom Mobs, Player Ran Economy, Pwarps, PyroMining, PyroFishing, PyroFarming, Custom Terrain, Custom Enchants, Jobs, Mob Arena, Regenerating Structure Loot, Custom Items, and more!Creative: – Plots, WorldEdit, Decorative Heads, Vote Shop!Extra Info: ⮞ Bedrock + Java Compatible! ⮞ IP: play.voidrealms.net ⮞ Java Port: 25565 ⮞ Bedrock Port: 19132

play.voidrealms.net

Pump Power

Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/800	Votes:	7351
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1
Rainbows Spotted:	9	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	12
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	2
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	108	Titan Hearts Harvested:	2
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	5
Cosmic Pies Baked:	8	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1
Mythical Swords Crafted:	56	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1

PumpKraft is a modded MC community welcoming new players! We currently are hosting a BRAND NEW Prominence 2 [RPG] server ready to join! With custom commands (tpa/homes/warps), active staff, and regular special events I’m sure you’ll have a great time in our community!

pr2.pumpkraft.net

PixelGrew

Cross-Play, Earth, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/300	Votes:	6916
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	0	Crystal Wands Charged:	17
Ether Blades Crafted:	18	Magic Items Found:	4734
Dragonkin Hatched:	3	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	8	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Fairy Circles Danced In:	12	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Phantom Ships Sailed:	5	Battle Standards Raised:	9
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	0

The 1.20 Minecraft Earth Server with exciting gameplay and unique features!IP: play.pixelgrew.net Bedrock IP: bedrock.pixelgrew.net Bedrock port: 19132Discord: https://discord.gg/MXyTb7mV63

play.pixelgrew.net

PortalMC

Survival

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	958
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Magic Crystals Found:	15
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Animals Bred:	72
Magic Items Found:	8975	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	18	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7

Discover the best survival server. PortalMC is a server with an active community where you can take your own adventure. There are custom boxes with mythical items, villagers to trade op items, different warps to maximize your experience, and much more! Join us!

portalmc.lat:25572

DSBM Network

Anarchy, Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	9745
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Haunted Mines Explored:	1	Rainbows Spotted:	8
Horror Stories Survived:	4	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	427
Emeralds Found:	1841	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1
Shadow Figures Spotted:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	7
Epic Bosses Defeated:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Dive into ‘DSBM ADVENTURE’ for a unique Minecraft experience! Our server boasts custom-built landscapes, challenging dungeons, and a dynamic quest system to keep you on your toes. Connect with fellow players, form alliances, and showcase your skills. With a dedicated IP at play.dsbm.uk, the journey begins now. Are you ready for the ultimate Minecraft adventure?

Play.dsbm.uk

DinoSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	603
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Evil Lairs Raided:	3	Demon Skulls Collected:	36
Astral Projections Made:	2	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Holy Grails Found:	4	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	7
Arcane Towers Raised:	5	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	14
Players Killed by Monsters:	600	Treasure Maps Found:	10
Lava Oceans Crossed:	3	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	1

DinoSMP is a new 1.20 SMP server focused on providing a safe and enjoyable place to play Minecraft. Our server revolves around vanilla Minecraft, with a handful of enhancements.– Grief Prevention – Chest Shops – Player Warps – Fossil Forge – Vote Tiers – QuestsCome join DinoSMP today and become apart of our awesome community!Server IP: dinosmp.net Bedrock Port: 19135

dinosmp.net

top-gaming.org

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/1000	Votes:	4148
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Secret Guilds Joined:	3	Evil Portals Destroyed:	1
Alien Abductions:	2	Dragonkin Hatched:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Demon Skulls Collected:	19
Rainbows Spotted:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	10	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	1
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1

Welcome to Top-Gaming.Org – the favorite server for Minecraft enthusiasts! Discover a fascinating world where the power of your votes is a real game changer!– State-of-the-art servers Experience top technology on our reliable servers with zero lag and excellent performance. Whether you’re looking for classic mode or an adventure with unique gameplay, we have a server waiting for you.

top-gaming.org

Vanilla World Reloaded

PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	7484
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4	Alien Abductions:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Forbidden Tomes Read:	2
Dimension Hops:	9	Mythical Relics Collected:	20
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	12
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Love Letters Sent:	6
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Magic Crystals Found:	17
Void Gems Collected:	34	Infinity Stones Found:	1

vwreloaded.com

MobCraft

MCMMO, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/800	Votes:	7923
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3	Wilderness Tamed:	12
Endless Staircases Climbed:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cozy Campfires Lit:	11
Astral Orbs Gathered:	18	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12

Welcome to Mobcraft Server!Our Survival server offers: Kits Crates Elitehoppers Vote Rewards Infernal mobs SkillsOur Pixelmon server is running Pixelmon Reforged 9.1.5 This version of Pixelmon runs on Minecraft 1.16.5Shiny starters RTG DexRewards PokeHunt WonderTrade Vote Rewards Biomelist GriefPrevention

mobcraft.org

AztecWorld

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	95/700	Votes:	9415
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Pirate Ships Raided:	0	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2	Enchantments Applied:	225
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Portal Loops Escaped:	1
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	1	Undead Armies Raised:	4
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2

Bored? In AztecWorld you will not get bored because of its Survival Custom Op mode. What is this mode? It is a Survival with many Plugins to improve your Gaming Experience such as RankUp System, X Charms, Jobs, Claims, Bosses, PlayerWarps, BattlePass and MyPet! In addition to an excellent community willing to help you!

play.aztecworld.lat