Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	1892
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Vanishing Items Found:	6	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	13
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Rune Stones Activated:	12
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Germania

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	105/400	Votes:	7949
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	1	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3
Votes:	2138	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1
Dimension Hops:	11	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	2
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	2	Epic Bosses Defeated:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	23	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0

Vanilla Minecraft server with a friendly community, join to create your own nation or to just vibe. In order to join first you need to be whitelisted by joining discord server!https://discord.gg/AnZWq8yA7Y

51.83.236.62:25655

ComfyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	99/500	Votes:	8127
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Villages Defended:	11	Cosmic Pies Baked:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	18
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Talking Trees Consulted:	3
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	1	Falling into the Void:	0
Phantom Knights Defeated:	10	Mythical Quests Completed:	10

Awesome features such as: 1. Version 1.19.2 2. Anti Grief/Land Claiming 3. Keep Inventory / EXP 4. Awesome Voting System and Ranks 5. Jobs and Economy 6. MCMMO 7. Bonus Top Voters Rewards 8. Awesome Crates 9. Lottery 10. Auctions 11. Shops and Player Shops 12. Custom Enchants + more!

play.comfymc.net

SoFurry Minecraft

Economy, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	2944
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mineshafts Explored:	2	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	7
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Buildings Constructed:	19
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2	Falling into the Void:	2
Void Armor Forged:	21	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Astral Staffs Crafted:	8
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Orbs of Power Found:	4	Gryphons Tamed:	4

SoFurry Minecraft is a vanilla minecraft server that strives to bring people close together for some fun, clean minecraft fun. We are a growing network, backed by the popular furry website, SoFurry.com. Everyone is welcome on our server, furry or not, and we have plenty for people to do; whether you want to work jobs to make money and buy things in player or admin shops, or if you want to level up skills to multiply your ores, the possibilities are endless!NOTE: We plan to expand into the modded minecraft scene by the end of the year, but until then, our vanilla server is more than happy to accept you!

173.214.175.34

Spinalcraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	8117
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Endless Legions Commanded:	46
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	79
Endless Night Skies:	4	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	13
Whispering Shadows Heard:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	4
Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	11
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	6
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Gnome Villages Protected:	2

Hello there!The Spinalcraft Network is a small Minecraft network that has been in operation since late 2013. We feature currently two servers, Legacy and Ascension! Legacy is our original world, dating back to 2013, featuring many great builds over the life span of Minecraft. Ascension was started in January of 2022 with the Cave’s and Cliff’s update, and still has many new memories to make!We pride ourselves on having a small but friendly community! Many of us have been playing on Spinalcraft for many years, and we welcome all with a similar mindset!We are a mature network, while we like to have fun, we also protect our own. Our server’s are semi-vanilla with minimal changes to the vanilla experience, and we have a host of anti-grief plugins. As such, we are known for being tough on those that grief or ruffle feathers in our community!If your looking for a server than you can feel like your apart of a community, we welcome you to join!

mc.spinalcraft.com

Keinett

Factions, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Skywars

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Players:	100/100	Votes:	2440
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	5	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	4
Buildings Constructed:	9	Backwards Speech Heard:	5
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4	Legendary Titles Earned:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2
Phantom Knights Defeated:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	2

Keinett is a multi-server Minecraft community, we host the following game modes:– Skywars – Paintball – KitPvP (Arena) – Hunger Games – Prison – Factions – Skyblock – Creative – KC1 (Survival building challenges) – More to come!

mc.keinett.us

FAIZ SMP

Economy, OneBlock, Skyblock, Survival, Survival Games, Whitelist

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	7521
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Titanic Battles Fought:	20
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Potions Brewed:	101
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	28	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3
Treasure Maps Found:	4	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1
Secret Passages Found:	3	Time-Warping Watches Found:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	6	Celestial Events Witnessed:	3
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4

FAIZ SMP V1 (beta test server)server mode : 1. Survival Slimefun 2. Skyblock 3. Acid IslandINFORMATION Ip : faizsmp.my.id webite : https://faizsmp.my.id/ You Can help Me Improve The Server : https://dsc.gg/faiz-smp

mc.faizsmp.my.id:5006

ArborMC

Hardcore, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	7853
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Infinity Stones Found:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	5697
Soulbound Rings Equipped:	12	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Crystal Caves Mapped:	6	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	8

Updates! On ArborMC we care so much about the community, and our goal is to make all of our players happy by listening to suggestions, and making sure everyone is having fun! We are constantly updating the server so you never get bored! Socials We have a TikTok Account and a Youtube Channel that we post our community in, and our videos are very funny you would love them! We are also very active on discord! Player Experience The Player Experience on ArborMC I must say is the best, in our community you can interact with players by dueling others or selling stuff on the auction house! We even offer coin flips so if you’re feeling risky you can gamble your money! How to join on bedrock? The ip is play.arbormc.co and the port is 25565 https://discord.gg/yDQcppySVS

play.arbormc.co

PhantasyMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/1000	Votes:	614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Mythical Relics Collected:	11	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	16	Fairy Circles Danced In:	12
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Treasure Maps Found:	14
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	10
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

PhantasyMC is a Minecraft server on Java 1.20.2 with a focus on adventure, community, and fantasy fun! Here’s what to expect: Anti-grief Claims Cosmetics Crates Custom Enchants Discord Events Economy Fantasy Family Friendly Jobs LGBTQ Pride MCMMO Quests Resource Mines Seasonal Events/Tournaments Voting Join our Discord to follow our plans and suggest new ideas!

play.phantasymc.com

TerraMC

Earth, Economy, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	5433
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Gods Slained:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	12
Votes:	679	Ender Pearl Glitches:	1
Whispering Shadows Heard:	3	Mythical Quests Completed:	15
Magic Items Found:	4356	Celestial Crowns Worn:	5
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	1	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Welcome to TerraMC! Engage in geopolitics and build grand cities from the ground up on TerraMC’s Earth map. With a stable economy ran by the gold ingot, you can do lots in a server like ours. Our server features all aspects of Earth and Towny servers combined!If you’re tired of playing on servers where geopolitics, building, and PvP can’t seem to come together, then TerraMC is the perfect place to play on for you! The server features an Earth map where 1 block is 500 real-life meters. Currency is based on the Gold Ingot, where you are able to mine it from the ground, sell items for it, or vote for the server in order to create and run a town or nation.With plugins like McMMO, the fun is expanded even more for those players who like to engage in the daily grind for resources! Our server also features Brewery, where you can create numerous drinks with many new effects. There are so many more things that we feature that expands the quality of life for all players!Come on down and experience Earth Towny at it’s greatest at play.terramc.io

play.terramc.io

CosmicX

Creative, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	6579
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	3
Mimic Chests Discovered:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	2
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	10	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	1
Ores Mined:	8528	Mines Excavated:	2704
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5	Dimension Hops:	14
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Enchantments Applied:	242

CosmicX is a creative server with 512×512 plots, an open freebuild world, towny survival and private survival SMP worlds.Features include: – Free worldedit (no need to vote for it) – Free voxelsniper – Free goBrush usage – Free goPaint usage – Huge head decoration database over 50,000 heads! – Free, unlimited redstone – No lag (Average TPS of 20.0)(Timings of a constant 20 tps) – Regularly updated- Events

cosmicx.net

OnePlanet

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	4155
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	186	Dragon Eggs Found:	9050
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Cursed Amulets Found:	4
Rainbows Spotted:	3	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	32
Meteorites Collected:	0	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	2
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Falling into the Void:	2
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	5

Welcome to OnePlanet! We are a brand new Earth server! Create your own town, make friends, or make enemies! Time shall tell…We offer: ▪ Voting ▪ 1:1500 Earth Map ▪ Lands ▪ Live map ▪ Custom enchants ▪ Custom mining experience ▪ Custom fishing experience ▪ Much, much more!

oneplanet.ender-zone.com

To End All Wars

Earth, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	3241
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Void Armor Forged:	11	Glorious Feasts Held:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	7	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Chimeras Created:	2
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	49	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	4	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Sentient Weapons Trained:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Whispering Caves Entered:	4

The Official To End All Wars Server!The world in the 1800’s, a time of innovation and industrialization, and now it’s up to you to guide your own nation to greatness in this hostile world!The create mod offers the ability to make wonderful machines and the recruits mod allows you to field large armies and gear them up using your industrial might. Engage in wars to take down your enemies or unite players around you under your banner.We are currently testing our server on a european 1:1000 map, players needed!You can find the modpack either on this curseforge link (https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/toendallwars), on the curseforge app or you can download it manually from our discord server!Want to take a peek at what’s happening? Check out the dynmap!: playteawbeta.apexmc.co:1848/Also, join the subreddit! r/ToEndAllWars

playteawbeta.apexmc.co:25726

ForestSurvival

Economy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	102/600	Votes:	3345
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Dimension Hops:	2	Haunted Forests Traversed:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	20	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	14	Crops Grown:	2629
Ender Pearl Glitches:	4	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

A peaceful place to mine and build Claim land earn more while online, shops and crates to win items; ranks, claim blocks, money or rare items. Make your own warps you your shop or home

mc.forestsurvival.co.uk

Emerald Earth

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	4235
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Haunted Chests Opened:	4
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1
Talking Trees Consulted:	1	Cursed Scrolls Read:	5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19

Emerald Earth is a Towny based war oriented Earth survival server! You can conquer land, slaughter your enemies, make treaties, rank up, create crazy cool armor and wage war!Server IP: mc.emeraldearth.us Bedrock Port: 19132Server Version: 1.20.2-1.20.4

mc.emeraldearth.us

Builders Forge

Creative, Roleplay, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	4537
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Star Shards Collected:	127	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Gods Slained:	2
Powerful Allies Recruited:	8	Void Armor Forged:	13
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	4
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Crystal Caves Mapped:	4
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3
Ghost Trains Ridden:	1	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3

Hello! We’re a new Minecraft community consisting of players from around the world coming together and building! We are excited to be your new go-to when you’re looking for a place to find your zen, talk to friends, and ultimately sharpen your building skills.Whether you’re new to Minecraft or a seasoned veteran, everyone is welcome to come on the server and build!Learn to build alongside experienced and longtime players of Minecraft. Whatever your build style is- realistic, modern, medieval, fantasy or anything in between, we’re sure to be able to accommodate you! We hope to see you around!– The Builder’s Forge Team

buildersforge.mcserver.us