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Players:	100/900	Votes:	9524
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	35
Epic Mounts Acquired:	5	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	World-Altering Spells Cast:	2
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Curse of Binding Applied:	2
Crops Grown:	1047	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

HeadHunter PvP

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	3330
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9	Blood Moons Survived:	0
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Cosmic Pies Baked:	2
Magic Items Found:	6728	Alternate Realities Explored:	2
Secret Passages Found:	5	Zombie Dances:	1
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cursed Amulets Found:	1
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Epic Quests Completed:	8

The Finest PvP Experience on the List. Kits, Bounties, Combat Logging, Warps, Glass Wars, RTP, Clans, HeadDrops, and more! Our server is Cross-Platform which means you can play with Bedrock Players! Players from Switch, XBox, and PlayStation all spend time on our server, and you can too!

play.hhpvp.com

HitCraft

Survival

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Players:	96/900	Votes:	4301
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Crops Grown:	5015
Hidden Passages Discovered:	6	Evil Lairs Raided:	7
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	3
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3
Heroic Legacies Created:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	331
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3	Forbidden Tomes Read:	5
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	17	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	8

Hello welcome! HitCraft is a server based on Survival Custom version 1.19. Vote for our server to receive rewards that you can discover in the game.

mc.hitcraft.club

BadWolfMC

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, Mini Games, PvE, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	269
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Evil Lairs Raided:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	2
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	14
Meteorite Armor Created:	13	Mythical Quests Completed:	43
Unseen Monsters Slain:	2	Cursed Swords Broken:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	2	Endless Staircases Climbed:	1

Experience BadWolfMC: An Adult Minecraft Server – a long-running, drama-free, and inclusive community for adults. With spacious build areas and carefully curated plugins, our server maintains the vanilla feel while adding a touch of fun and ensuring the safety of your creations. Connect and chat seamlessly via our integrated Discord server, enjoy Java-Bedrock Crossplay from any device, and find answers to all your questions on our helpful wiki.Join one of the best online communities you’ll ever be a part of, where members from around the world come together to forge friendships and share their Minecraft passion. Guests are welcome to log in and explore, and once your application is approved, you’ll gain build permissions to bring your imagination to life. Discover the captivating world of BadWolfMC and let your creativity roam free!

play.badwolfmc.com

Infinity Nexus

Economy, Survival

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Players:	94/600	Votes:	7964
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5
Unseen Monsters Slain:	4	Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Cursed Lands Purified:	9	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	91
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	25	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Forbidden Tomes Read:	6	Villages Defended:	5

“Infinity Nexus” started as a personal project for a small group of friends who are passionate about technology and Minecraft. It quickly turned into something that many other players wanted to experience. Incorporating popular mods like Mekanism and others, this modpack elevates Minecraft’s simple block world into a field of advanced technological innovations.

infinitynexus.com.br

FenixCraft

Prison, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	2208
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	7	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	6
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Spectral Entities Defeated:	1
Undead Armies Raised:	0	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	41	Towns Built:	1
Mystic Runes Engraved:	1	Zombie Dances:	0
Crops Grown:	2254	Soul Swords Wielded:	6

We are a Minecraft Network, which aims to represent players addicted to this game, a new way of approaching the game, through different improvements to the game giving it a professional look, as well as perfect gameplay.Our mission is for you to have unlimited fun, we are waiting for you!

mc.fenixcraft.org

Hoobs Live

MCMMO, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/700	Votes:	9532
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	91	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragons Tamed:	4	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	16	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	8
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	17

Are you tired of the same old Minecraft Servers? Is it putting you to sleep? Well, you’re in luck! Welcome to the worlds most interactive Minecraft server ever created. Hoobs brings you the best integration between your already favorite game and Youtube! You can play on our server by using the ip: hoobs.live or just hang out in the chat. There are tons of things to do in the chat, but the most important is to collect Hoob Loot! Get on our YouTube Channel and type !shop to get started.

hoobs.live

MineClick

Mini Games

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Players:	98/100	Votes:	3816
Rating:	4.2 / 5
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	50	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Magic Crystals Found:	11	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Secret Libraries Discovered:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Backwards Speech Heard:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	31
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	9
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6	Dimension Hops:	5
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	9

MineClick is a unique Minecraft server that features an incremental/idle clicker gamemode. Start your adventure today by joining the server at play.mineclick.net– You are given your own island where you can mine special blocks. – For starters, every mined block gets you 1 gold. In order to speed up your progress you can upgrade your Pickaxe and hire workers that do the job for you. By upgrading your workers you increase their income rate. – There are also upgrades that you can do to your island which give a variety of perks such as worker efficiency increase or an additional Pickaxe. – When you’ve made enough gold you can unlock a new island which gives you an increase to global gold multiplier and new island upgrades. – You workers work even when you’re offline.

mc.mineclick.net

Nest Pig

Cross-Play, MCMMO, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	9633
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Epic Quests Completed:	14	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	15
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Emeralds Found:	6206	Ether Blades Crafted:	7
Runes Activated:	6	Invisible Pathways Walked:	3
New Chunks Explored:	942838	God-Killer Bows Constructed:	7
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13	Mysterious Portals Opened:	11

Survival Atena: Have fun in the biggest geopolitical survival in all of Brazil! It is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock, pirated and original versions, starting from version 1.16! Survival Atena offers everything a player could want, such as a unique system for creating cities and nations, mcmmo, custom texture, clans, wars, events, and many others! Don’t waste any more time and come play on Rede Pig

redepig.com

ClikaCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	94/400	Votes:	832
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	12	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	73	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Wilderness Tamed:	8	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Celestial Gardens Planted:	5	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Celestial Events Witnessed:	1	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	1

Welcome to our Minecraft multiplayer server, where fun and adventure are found around every corner! Immerse yourself in a unique survival that goes beyond convention. Experience a custom world full of surprises, from adorable pets to exciting classes with unique abilities. Discover chests full of treasure, navigate intuitive menus and unleash impressive power-ups. Protect your achievements and enjoy the gaming experience in a friendly and exciting environment! Join us on this epic journey, where creativity and camaraderie merge in the pixelated universe of Minecraft 1.17-1.20. Adventure awaits you!

play.clikacraft.net

HomesteadCraft

PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/300	Votes:	2474
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	5
Ender Pearl Glitches:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	21
Astral Staffs Crafted:	17	Living Statues Befriended:	1
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Cursed Taverns Survived:	4
Dragon Eggs Found:	1427	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	5	Hidden Passages Discovered:	5

HomesteadCraft is an RPG-inspired adult MC server with a vanilla-feel; think vanilla ice cream with sprinkles. Aurelium Skills- Introduces Skills and Stats into Minecraft! Acuteloot- Adds literally BILLIONS of unique named items. Outside of the RPG-inspired plugins, we also use a claims plugin. Since this is a grief-free server (see rules below), you can imagine this one helps prevent a LOT of things. We currently have a world border of 9k in each direction from spawn. With an admin team that strives to assure constant 20TPS, and a friendly and helpful mod team, we try to build a close-knit community of friends from all over the world who just want to hangout with other adults and play some Minecraft. 21+ because we’re not interested in dealing with kid-related drama. WHERE TO FIND US Join us at Homesteadcraft.mcserver.us RULES 1: Don’t be a D!/k. 2: 21+ only. 3: Even as an adult-only server, please limit profanity in chat. 4: Absolutely NO hateful or derogatory language will be tolerated.

homesteadcraft.mcserver.us

Sloome Magic

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	105/600	Votes:	1286
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Heroic Legacies Created:	3	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Lost Souls Rescued:	5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	22	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	30
Phantom Horses Ridden:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3	Shadow Figures Spotted:	5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

This is the best friendly server of Minecraft you can join us today and we have a lot of plugins and many players play with us in the server Enjoy 🙂

game-uk-02.mtxserv.com:27030

Frontier Network

Creative, Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvE, Towny

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	693
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	2	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Epic Quests Completed:	10	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	9
Demon Skulls Collected:	20	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	7
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	11	Epic Battles Fought:	12
Demonic Pacts Formed:	2	Pirate Ships Captured:	0

Welcome to Frontier Network! We currently offer a great cobblemon experience featuring tons of custom mods!Cobblemon: (Latest Version : Adds over 500 Pokemon to Minecraft) This version of Cobblemon runs on Minecraft 1.20.1 fabric!Server IP: play.frontier-mc.com Discord: discord.gg/6D9yYRxFGR Website: https://www.frontier-mc.com/

play.frontier-mc.com

CubitoLand Network

Bedwars, Earth, Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	90/300	Votes:	7723
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Emeralds Found:	8572	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	14	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	68
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	2
Ether Blades Crafted:	5	Chimeras Created:	3
Eclipse Rings Activated:	3	Cozy Campfires Lit:	16
Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	2	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Secret Guilds Joined:	3

We have various modalities such as Survival Custom, Sykblock, Boxpvp, Prison, Planet Earth, Bedwars, and above all a lot of fun!

mc.cubitoland.com

Rentera Online

MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/100	Votes:	4112
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Unicorn Sightings:	0
Phantom Rings Equipped:	20	Gryphons Tamed:	1
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Mimic Chests Discovered:	4
Towns Built:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1
Void Armor Forged:	26	Mythical Swords Crafted:	85
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19

Custom RPG Towny Server with a proper RPG experience including Custom Monsters, Bosses and Equipment! Huge focus on Community, Economy and Custom RPG Content.

play.renteraonline.com

Divided Earth

Earth, Economy, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	109/200	Votes:	3925
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Mythical Swords Crafted:	78	Chimeras Created:	3
Lunar Scepters Activated:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	777
Elemental Crystals Collected:	74	Unique Catgirls Spotted:	7
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Goblin Markets Raided:	8	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Terradivisa is a geopolitical earth server aimed towards those who enjoy a more classic geopol experience. We have towny, an online map, siegewar, and several brand-new features created exclusively for this server, such as a nation based economy that allows nations to create and manage their own currency! We also have a monuments system to make town expansion independent of player count, and more to make an enjoyable server for all of your Geopolitical needs. Join us on Discord! https://discord.gg/sFTMeMbn5s

terradivisa.com:25594