Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	99/200	Votes:	8354
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Whispering Shadows Heard:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	8	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	4	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9
Mines Excavated:	4185	Rune Stones Activated:	2
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	19
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Forbidden Tomes Read:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Nova Gilded Aegis

Cross-Play, Survival

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Players:	94/700	Votes:	3342
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Eclipse Rings Activated:	4	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	24
Lunar Scepters Activated:	11	Alien Abductions:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	12
Dimension Hops:	8	Ancient Dragons Awakened:	0

Here at Nova Gilded Aegis, We are a community oriented server! We believe that without the players we wouldn’t be here so we focus on listening to what our players want! We have a variety of plugins, there is always something for everyone, whether is be jobs, PvP (which is toggle-able of course!), Or clans. We have something for all. With staff ready to lend a helping hand, we look forward to seeing you around!

novagildedaegis.cloudnord.net:21932

ThreadsMine – Grief and Anarchy

Anarchy, Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Vanilla

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	2704
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Villages Purged:	3	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3
Legendary Heroes Trained:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Infinity Stones Found:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	6
Wilderness Tamed:	13	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	2
Astral Staffs Crafted:	16	Farms Harvested:	697
Cursed Amulets Found:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	11
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Wailing Winds Heard:	1

Do you want to test your survival skills and plunge into a world full of dangers? Welcome to the ThreadsMine server – a place where exciting adventures and adrenaline-pumping battles await. Here you can express yourself in a real griefer atmosphere! The ability to destroy, loot and spy – choose your path and create chaos around you!

On the ThreadsMine server, a world of full PVP awaits you, where every step could be your last. Powerful PvP battles with other players, capturing bases and battles for resources will become your daily reality.

Our server offers unique plugins and modifications that will allow you to unleash your griefing potential. Create secret bases, build traps, use secret passages and plot betrayals. Your imagination will not be limited!

Join the ThreadsMine server and become a real griefer! But be prepared for a brutal struggle for survival and seizure of territory. Only the strongest and most cunning survive here.

Don’t hesitate, come and become a part of our lawless world! This place is only for real griefers, and there is no place for weaklings!

mc.threadsmine.ru

Secura Network

Bedwars, Cross-Play, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	93/500	Votes:	6955
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Gnome Villages Protected:	8
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17	Royal Decrees Issued:	5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	40	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	43	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3	Buildings Constructed:	5

Secura Network is a Hispanic Server 1.8 – 1.20.1Java and Bedrock which currently has 3 modalities:

Pixelmon: Pokemon Mod. Forge 1.12.2 + Pixelmon Mod Survival: Vanilla Minecraft style mod 1.8 – 1.20.1 Boxpvp: Combat Mode 1.8 – 1.20.1

What are you waiting for? Join our community!! IP: play.mcsecuranet.com Discord: https://discord.gg/HABdCMsHqB

play.mcsecuranet.com

AngelicMC

KitPvP

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Players:	98/1000	Votes:	5224
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	7	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	1	Holy Grails Found:	3
Void Armor Forged:	27	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Potions Brewed:	89	Mineshafts Explored:	4
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5

Italian server open to all Minecraft Java players | premium and SP. we are opening a server dedicated to competitive modes and much more. we are born in 2020 with the name AngelicMC and now the staffers’ dream is becoming reality. We hope all of you Minecraft players can come in and enjoy a great experience on our server.

mc.angelicmc.com

Externium

PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/200	Votes:	9538
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6	Magical Moments Shared:	18
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	5
Magic Items Found:	5687	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	28
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	9
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	4	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Haunted Mines Explored:	3
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Dragon Eggs Found:	4523

Welcome to Externium – Epic Bosses and PvP! Discover a unique world where special enchantments boost your abilities and face epic bosses for exclusive treasures. Participate in exciting PvP events and be part of an active community in our city, where collaboration is key.

Featured Features: Special Enchantments to enhance your items. Face epic bosses and unlock new dimensions.

PvP Events and Challenges: Participate in PvP events full of action and strategy.

Explore the City: Join an active community to trade and improve your skills.

City Invasions: Experience the thrill of invasions, defend or attack for victory.

externiummc.holy.gg:25819

BlastFire

Prison, PvP, Survival

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Players:	106/900	Votes:	3733
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Enchantments Applied:	59
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Spectral Entities Defeated:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	18	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	8	Rainbows Spotted:	9
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2
Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2

BlastFire is a skymine you have a arena and crates always an event! You can PVP in the arena and there are always upgrades so stay tuned! Begin with mining the event block or just the wood! then upgrade your tools and go to the next block!! There are even Ogs!!

play.blastfire.online

Greed Isle

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	97/900	Votes:	267
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1	Elemental Crystals Collected:	42
Dragon Eggs Found:	4851	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	3	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2
Villages Defended:	14	Dragons Tamed:	3
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Astral Projections Made:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3

What makes us unique? Custom Modeled Cosmetics, Player Warps, Player Economy, Claiming System, Voting ranks, and so much more!

We wish to make the most fair survival server possible that being not P2W and keeping both old and new players in mind. We don’t sell ranks, keys, or items that gives other players advantages over you. We truly just want to have fun and connect with you, and we hope to see you soon!!

mc.greedisle.xyz

TerraRealms Network

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/700	Votes:	5473
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	4
Phoenix Feathers Found:	15	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	3
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37	Ether Blades Crafted:	20
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	22
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Demon Skulls Collected:	38
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	7
Meteorite Armor Created:	14	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Welcome to TerraRealms, where you’ll find a vibrant community with dedicated owners committed to actively fixing bugs and glitches. Our mission is to craft the server you’ve all been searching for. Tired of being the sole player grinding for in-game rewards because you lack the time or resources? Look no further! You can now purchase items with ease, using either in-game currency or ‘TerraHards’.

What are you waiting for? It may sound too good to be true, but you’re in for a delightful surprise. Join us now at play.terrarealms.net and become part of our thriving community!

play.terrarealms.net

The Respawn Point

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	6688
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	5	Herobrine Sightings:	3
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Sentient Weapons Trained:	1
Gnome Villages Protected:	5	Immortal Potions Brewed:	14
Farms Harvested:	633	Secret Passages Found:	3
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	34
Mimic Chests Discovered:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	10
Fairy Circles Danced In:	6	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0

The Respawn Point is a discord community that has expanded to allowing new players to join our Minecraft SMP Server with economy and MCMMO all players must link with our discord bot when joining. https://discord.gg/XASMYfNwrA

We have recently upgraded our servers and moved to BungeeCord to allow expansion to new game modes. players must be of age of 13+ Griefing is not allowed and grief prevention is in place. all servers are running paper with dupe protection and anti xray

game-servers.myhomenetworks.com:25577

AriseCity

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	105/900	Votes:	2298
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Rune Stones Activated:	3	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Taverns Survived:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	1	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Villages Defended:	15	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	7	Ores Mined:	8688

Arisecity is a Java/Bedrock comp Kingdoms and Earth themed server with heavy emphasis on pvp, wars, countries and grinding. Mainly vanilla combat with some balance changes.

play.arisecity.net

Thasmor Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	102/400	Votes:	9947
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	13	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	5
Epic Bosses Defeated:	4	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Legendary Scepters Created:	8
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Holy Grails Found:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	21	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5

Welcome to Thasmor Network! On our server, we hope you find the best adventures, experiences and friendships. We currently offer the SurvivalPlus mod in version 1.20.1 We hope you enjoy your stay to the fullest and have fun in our community. See you in the game! 😀

mc.thasmor.net

Experience MC (Competitive Town Quests)

Creative, Economy, Survival, Towny, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	102/300	Votes:	6397
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	6
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	5
Magical Moments Shared:	12	Talking Trees Consulted:	6
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	16	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Celestial Crowns Worn:	2	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	5
Werewolf Howls Heard:	3	Vanishing Structures Built:	5

Experience MC is a minecraft SMP centered around community and collaboration. Over the course of 2 weeks, towns compete to complete quests and triumph over rival towns. With our custom built plugins for towns and quests players are encouraged to work together as they advance and grow. All of our ranks, skills, items, boosters etc. are FREE. Pay to win servers can ROT.

The server is packed with experience enriching plugins that bring custom enchantments, skills, boosters, items, jobs, quests, towns and town quests. Each month towns compete for the highest quest level, in order to earn their players massive rewards, on top of the rewards given for personal quests.

We plan on hosting regular building contests both in creative and survival and publish videos recording such.

experience.minecraft.best

The Bonfire

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	90/800	Votes:	6020
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Titan Hearts Harvested:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	5
Wilderness Tamed:	20	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Paranormal Events Investigated:	4
Battle Standards Raised:	6	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Celestial Crowns Worn:	2

> Furniture Shop (Massive selection) > Mob Wrangling System > Preview our whole map live in-browser (Virtual Map) > Custom Music / Custom CD’s > Slimefun (A mod-like experience, no downloads necessary!) > Unique Monthly Tag Prefix System > A complete wiki with all the information you desire! > Player-run Economy, no admin shop! > Custom Items, Bosses, Vehicles, and more > Head Shop (All heads available from the start!) > Boss fights with unique rare loot > Trade System & Auction House > Custom Texture/Resource Pack > Vehicle Rental Shop > Pet/Mount Shop

mc.the-bonfire.net

HyperPrison

Prison, PvP

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	9605
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	4	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Magic Crystals Found:	10	Infinite Doors Opened:	2
Astral Mages Summoned:	4	Dragons Tamed:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1	Epic Shields Constructed:	21
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Phoenix Feathers Found:	11	Divine Scrolls Written:	19

Welcome to HYPERPRISON BETA [1.8-1.20]

After a full year since our last release, we are ready to come out with something new. After lots of hard work and development into custom features, we feel that we have made a server worth playing on. Come check us out!

play.hyperprison.org

Prism SMP

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	98/700	Votes:	7172
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3	Votes:	6417
Farms Harvested:	978	Magic Wands Crafted:	24
Crystal Caves Mapped:	7	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1
Teleportation Mishaps:	2	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3

——————————————— Server IP: 34.79.150.0

Discord Server: https://discord.gg/rYjkP6Y7fc

Welcome to Prism SMP, we are a new server just starting out, I myself as the owner have ran many SMP’s like severs in the past so running this should be breeze with a amazing experience. I’m currently trying to advertise my server to promote it and collect as many members as possible. If you would like to join please join the discord link above. Thank you so much.

34.79.150.0