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Players:	108/500	Votes:	6041
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Whispering Caves Entered:	8	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	1
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4	Spontaneous Duels Fought:	6
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	8	Endless Mazes Solved:	3
Forbidden Tomes Read:	4	Haunted Forests Traversed:	7
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Void Armor Forged:	14	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	8

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Blossom Network

Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	98/400	Votes:	8065
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Animals Bred:	128
Royal Courts Attended:	3	Magical Beanstalks Grown:	5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	9
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Legendary Heroes Trained:	2
Gods Slained:	2	Backwards Speech Heard:	3
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Goblin Armies Outwitted:	6

Immerse yourself in a survival adventure where MCMMO transforms ordinary gameplay into a skill-level journey. Conquer quests, hone your skills, and navigate the world with grief prevention tools that keep your builds safe. Plus, with a thriving economy, you can get rich and compete for the top spot on the leaderboard. Join us for a perfect mix of MCMMO, survival challenges, epic quests, grief prevention, and economic elements!

playblossom.net:25567

Horizons Reborned

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	91/300	Votes:	8173
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Magic Items Found:	6742	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Rainbows Spotted:	2	Phantom Blocks Placed:	8
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	47
Cosmic Pies Baked:	3	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	10
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3	Endless Legions Commanded:	21
Titanic Battles Fought:	21	Vanishing Items Found:	8

Embark on an adventure like no other in our Minecraft server! With McMMO, Jobs, and Slimefun the possibilities are endless to discover. The horizon awaits you!

horizons.sparked.network

Forgotten Realms

Economy, PvE, Survival

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Players:	92/500	Votes:	1319
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0
Dragons Tamed:	4	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Magic Items Found:	1138	Forbidden Tomes Read:	1
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	2
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	4	Forbidden Relics Collected:	0
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	5

Welcome to the Forgotten Realms, a unique Minecraft experience where creativity, adventure, and community come together! Our server, equipped with the latest and most innovative plugins, offers an immersive world that goes beyond the ordinary.

Exciting Features: – Bolt: Experience Minecraft like never before with Bolt, enhancing server performance and gameplay smoothness. – Advanced Lock System: Our server introduces a new evolution of the classic Lockette/LWC plugins, providing enhanced security for your treasures. – Fancy Biomes: Explore breathtaking custom-generated biomes, each offering a unique landscape and adventure. Your next discovery is just around the corner! – Voting Rewards: Have a say in the server’s progression! Engage in our community voting system and earn exciting rewards for your contributions. – ChestShops: Unleash your entrepreneurial spirit! Create and manage your own shops, trade with other players, and become a tycoon in our dynamic economy. – TreeFeller: Make lumberjacking more efficient and satisfying with TreeFeller, allowing for quick and easy harvesting of wood. – ChatEmojis: Express yourself in more ways than ever with our ChatEmojis, adding fun and personality to every conversation.

forgotten-realms.net

Ranked BedWars

Bedwars

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	9217
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	2
Evil Lairs Raided:	7	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Haunted Forests Traversed:	6	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Soul Contracts Signed:	2	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Wilderness Tamed:	19	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	2	Cursed Scrolls Read:	4
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

Ranked BedWars server, intended for all players, no premium needed, competition road in all modes, prizes for 1st, 2nd, 3rd place, COME AND HAVE FUN WITH US

play.rankedbw.net

NovaKay

Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	2132
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Twisted Realms Survived:	3	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	Meteorite Armor Created:	26
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	5	Gods Slained:	0
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	3
Mysterious Portals Opened:	15	Heroic Legacies Created:	7
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2
Votes:	3732	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	6

NovaKay is a minecraft server for thekaymasters community and anyone else who wants to play! We currently have a smp server for subscribers of thekaymaster on twitch and a skyblock server open to everyone. Come join! We have prizes for #1 skyblock island

51.81.171.173:25613

TheBoysRP

MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8190
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Zombie Dances:	0	Votes:	8651
Enchantments Applied:	174	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Evil Lairs Raided:	2	Gods Slained:	0
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	92
Ancient Ruins Explored:	3	Heroic Legacies Created:	5
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0	Alien Abductions:	3
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Hidden Villages Discovered:	3

TheBoysRP is a Minecraft server in 1.12.2. In this universe you can create your own story by becoming the most feared villain or the most sadistic hero! But if you wish, you can very well be just a simple citizen and do a completely respectable job like Doctor, Firefighter, etc. You can obtain various powers by consuming Composer V available on the server via various experiments carried out by Vaught and his scientists. Various realistic guns and vehicles are waiting for you to heist or race with your friends! Don’t wait any longer and come discover TheBoysRP experience on Minecraft.

91.197.6.215:25614

Galia Friends

Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	99/100	Votes:	9367
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	4	Mythical Quests Completed:	25
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Phantom Rings Equipped:	8
Runes Activated:	3	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	24
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Endless Legions Commanded:	11
Heroic Oaths Sworn:	22	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3

I hope you have fun within this great server 24/7 in version 1.20.1, have fun looking for an adventure in the mine, build incredible structures or cities or develop your engineering from another planet with redstone, if that doesn’t please you, explore the nether, or other planets like such, or just relax with friends doing things, enjoy the server. Echo for the community

5.tcp.eu.ngrok.io:10473

Rolys Minecraft – Vanilla Survival

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	3365
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Eerie Music Discs Played:	1	Chimeras Created:	1
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	9
Dragonkin Hatched:	1	Battle Standards Raised:	12
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Enchanted Armories Found:	6
Falling into the Void:	1	Cursed Lands Purified:	5
Runic Tablets Deciphered:	41	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6

A fresh vanilla server, with minimal plugins. Located in Australia.

IP Address: vanilla.rolyd.com Discord: http://discord.gg/vtPFNYg

We have been running Minecraft Servers since April 2011, and welcomes all new players to join.

vanilla.rolyd.com

SkylexMC

Survival Games, Vanilla

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Players:	92/300	Votes:	8370
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	0	Rune Stones Activated:	10
Celestial Beings Befriended:	0	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	38	Haunted Chests Opened:	7
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Celestial Crowns Worn:	4
Meteorite Armor Created:	21	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	2
Void Gems Collected:	27	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	246

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uk-01.slicehosting.tech:26739

Sneazy Survival

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	107/500	Votes:	1590
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	8	Phantom Knights Defeated:	8
Legendary Scepters Created:	6	Chimeras Created:	3
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
New Chunks Explored:	479141	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Void Armor Forged:	24	Elemental Crystals Collected:	82
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Rune Stones Activated:	6

This is a survival server owned by Sneazy we have amazing plugins to enhance the survival experience:)

213.133.102.123:25526

Pure Anarchy

Anarchy, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	92/200	Votes:	9003
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Magical Frogs Kissed:	7	Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	2	Immortal Potions Brewed:	7
Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	22	Star Shards Collected:	238
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	3	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	6
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	3
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Immortal Anvils Forged:	18

Dive into the untamed wilderness of our Minecraft Vanilla Anarchy Server for 1.20.1, where chaos reigns supreme! In this no-holds-barred landscape, the only rule is that there are no rules. Forge alliances, build empires, and navigate through treacherous terrains, all while battling against other players to survive. With a world that’s left entirely to player discretion, every corner hides potential danger and opportunities. Whether you’re a seasoned veteran or a daring newcomer, prepare for an adventure where strategy, combat, and cunning will determine your fate. Join us in a realm where freedom is limitless, and every play is a fight for power and survival. Can you thrive in a world governed by anarchy?

FunAnarchies.mcserv.fun

CoffeeWCream

Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	97/600	Votes:	6626
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Cozy Campfires Lit:	19	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	30	Forbidden Tomes Read:	7
Void Gems Collected:	22	Wyrmholes Dug:	10
Endless Mazes Solved:	1	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Mythical Quests Completed:	44	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	3	Astral Mages Summoned:	3
Rune Stones Activated:	7	Evil Lairs Raided:	7

This server is a friendly community of Coffee enjoyers <3 if you like Coffee or friendly people then come join us at coffeewcream.com

coffeewcream.com

Rexagon Kingdoms

Skyblock

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	3977
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	6	Haunted Forests Traversed:	3
Royal Courts Attended:	2	Reality Distortions Fixed:	3
Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	153	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	1
New Chunks Explored:	262068	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	3
Cozy Campfires Lit:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	0
Dragon Scales Harvested:	185	God-Tier Weapons Forged:	16

Rexagon Kingdoms Medium/Labor Open World SkyBlock. We are waiting for you on our server, which is constantly updated with the improved Mission system and open world experience.

play.rexagon.com.tr

MenaceMC Factions

Factions

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Players:	92/400	Votes:	8306
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	17
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1	Lunar Scepters Activated:	4
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	5	Mythical Quests Completed:	31
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Fairy Circles Danced In:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	6	Mines Excavated:	2439
Whispering Caves Entered:	3	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1

Join us and have fun with a bunch of menace that could **** you up, we are a toxic server and thats good cuz its more fun hehe. only for beasts, no weaklings allowed, if ure scared of losing items and want keep inventory, close this tab please, also if you wanna become tuff and not be a p*ssy, you should join us now and become a chad of minecraft.

play.menacemc.xyz

Everneth

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla, Whitelist

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Players:	93/900	Votes:	5250
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Glorious Feasts Held:	10	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	14	Meteorites Collected:	3
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	8
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Soul Contracts Signed:	1
Mythical Relics Collected:	5	Celestial Events Witnessed:	5
Crops Grown:	5198	Endless Legions Commanded:	20

Welcome to a unique vanilla Minecraft SMP experience. Everneth is a *whitelisted* community offering a great environment for players to grow as builders, join friendly competitions, and meet new friends! Everneth is founded upon principles of an honest and accountable staff, and fair vanilla survival gameplay.

We are one of the oldest active survival servers out there, with our community going back over ten years and counting! OG players from back then and newer members that have joined us along the way all populate our server, with everyone interacting and playing in their own ways.

We offer: – Nearly vanilla gameplay – Proximity voice chat (optional) – An active Discord server – A friendly, grief-free, Hermitcraft-like community – A custom datapack with mob & player heads, and a modified version of BlazeandCave’s Advancements! – Regular community events including build competitions, scavenger hunts, and UHC! – A creative superflat test world free for all members to use!

It’s easy to get whitelisted; all you have to do is join our Discord server, make an application, and let us get to know you. Come join us today!

play.everneth.com