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Players:	101/500	Votes:	9664
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0	Meteorites Collected:	3
Epic Mounts Acquired:	4	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Void Armor Forged:	20	Dragonkin Hatched:	4
Endermen Teleportation Errors:	4	Blood Moons Survived:	2
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	Volcanoes Explored:	1
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Simplex

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	806
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Animals Bred:	24	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16
Gryphons Tamed:	4	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	6	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	15
Emeralds Found:	2438	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13
Lost Souls Rescued:	6	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	451
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Alien Abductions:	2
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	17

Play Minecraft as it should be played: unmodified and simplified!Simplex is a semi-vanilla server made for players who are seeking to play Minecraft in the most genuine way possible; free from modifications that takes away from the true multiplayer Minecraft experience. At Simplex, you must build, survive, suffer or prosper all by yourself, or together with other players. There’s no modifications which will take-away from the brutality of vanilla survival.Simplex only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.Welcome, and enjoy your stay!

simplexmc.com

ChocoHills

Creative, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	6261
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Epic Battles Fought:	17
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	3
Living Shadows Defeated:	5	Dimension Hops:	12
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	15
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4	Void Armor Forged:	25
Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	2
Cosmic Pies Baked:	10	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2

ChocolateHills Bedrock / MCPE: play.chocohills.com:19132 OP Survival – Golden Shovel Claim – Slimefun: FN amplification, Infinity, Networks, Slimetinker Dungeon Survival: – Custom Enchants, Boss Dungeons, Custom Fishing Vanilla: – keep inventory, almost no commands – no shop, no storage protection, no pvp Creative: – 512×512 Big Plots – Timed Worldedit

play.chocohills.com

AwareNetwork

Factions, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/600	Votes:	6134
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Animals Bred:	199	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5
Dragon Eggs Found:	6315	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1
Ores Mined:	6660	Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	9
Magic Crystals Found:	8	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	3
Omnipotent Charms Created:	3	Volcanoes Explored:	2

AwareNetwork is an exceptional Minecraft server that caters to players of all versions, offering two thrilling game modes: Factions and Skyblock. Whether you’re playing on the latest version or an older one, AwareNetwork provides a seamless and enjoyable experience across the board.IP : play.awarenetwork.euAll versions are supported but it’s suggested that you use 1.20 » Factions » Skyblock » Survival

play.awarenetwork.eu

HearthCraft

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	8132
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Void Gems Collected:	28
Reality Distortions Fixed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	0
Cozy Campfires Lit:	8	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Crystal Wands Charged:	20
Ender Pearl Glitches:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	1	Endless Mazes Solved:	1

HearthCraft is a no-griefing economy SMP with a 0% pay-to-win store (verify for yourself here) that has been making the best experiences since October of 2018. We’re experts in bringing people together. Have a sneak peek here! We’re active on Instagram and Twitter!The server will never reset. Ever. World dates back to July 2019. 0% pay-to-win perk system. Resource worlds (resets monthly) Dynmap Zero tolerance for any form of hate speech. Pet system Level-up System based on playtime, mcMMO, and economy. Land Claiming mcMMO Active and healthy economy system that includes player shops, player warps, auctions etc. /wild (random teleport) command Leaderboards with a wide range of categories from blocks mined and mobs killed to cake slices eaten and pig distance!

play.hearthcraft.net

Middle School Oasis

Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	107/1000	Votes:	8094
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	11	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Battle Standards Raised:	8
Eclipse Rings Activated:	1	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	14
Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	3	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8
Towns Built:	4	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	7
Epic Battles Fought:	7	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	10
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	9	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0

play.oasissmp.com

Minecraft Community Prison

Mini Games, Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	92/1000	Votes:	479
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	9	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2	Votes:	1840
Rainbows Spotted:	10	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7
New Chunks Explored:	426916	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	3
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Legendary Items Repaired:	7
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	9

MCP is a very old prison formed by time and player feedback. It is for players with a good understanding of prisons and those who like custom challenges to work towards.

jail.cdgs.net

Sky Kingdoms

Bedwars, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Skywars, Survival Games

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Players:	104/800	Votes:	6639
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1	Werewolf Howls Heard:	2
Farms Harvested:	223	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Cursed Scrolls Read:	4	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	1
Glitched Entities Encountered:	0	Magical Familiars Summoned:	2
Royal Courts Attended:	1	Evil Lairs Raided:	8
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	12	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	2

sky-network.eu

MineTrade

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	102/800	Votes:	1121
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	1	Dragon Scales Harvested:	176
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Lost Cities Unearthed:	2	Lava Oceans Crossed:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	30	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	0
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Treasure Maps Found:	7	Cursed Swords Broken:	3
Werewolf Howls Heard:	4	Lunar Scepters Activated:	10

MineTrade is making MC history as the first Minecraft Border SMP server! It puts a fun spin on survival mode, where players start with a regular chunk and try to expand its border with the money they make. Their goal is to make as much money as possible, and it’s a fun challenge! Join MineTrade today and come try out this unique new game!

play.minetrade.org

FrontierSMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	106/100	Votes:	5725
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Shadow Figures Spotted:	10	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	10	Royal Decrees Issued:	4
Dragon Hoards Looted:	3	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Shattered Realms Restored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1	Void Armor Forged:	14
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2

FrontierSMP is a Towny PVP server focused on growing your town to be the best that it can be. Towns can Siege others, survey for rare resource, trade with others for profit, and more! Season 1 has just started and will end with rewards to the top scorers!

Play.FrontierSMP.net

InfiniteMC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	106/200	Votes:	2023
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	38	Potions Brewed:	63
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	3
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	0	Dark Rituals Completed:	8
Magic Wands Crafted:	6	Crops Grown:	2867
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	8	Epic Shields Constructed:	13
Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3	Mystic Runes Engraved:	7
Enchantments Applied:	62	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	11

play.infinitemc.net

Warden City

Survival

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Players:	105/100	Votes:	9614
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Villages Defended:	17	Phantom Ships Sailed:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	3	Nether Portals Gone Wrong:	3
Blood Moons Survived:	0	New Chunks Explored:	686522
Magical Frogs Kissed:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	4
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	2	Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1

Warden City only has a few plugins to prevent grief, cheating and theft. The ranking system is based entirely on the number of times you vote for the server. This way, everyone has the same opportunity and potential to rank up as any other player. You will receive in-game rewards for voting as well as more sethomes as you climb the ladder.

104.128.51.3

AllianceCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	99/300	Votes:	4359
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	11	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	9	Omnipotent Charms Created:	2
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	1	Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	2
Epic Battles Fought:	17	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	11
Falling into the Void:	0	Villages Defended:	13
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Dragon Eggs Found:	4035

alliancecraft.net

EnchantMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Survival

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Players:	98/200	Votes:	8988
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	44
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Unicorn Sightings:	0	Mystic Runes Engraved:	6
Enchanted Forests Planted:	7	Whispering Caves Entered:	2
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Ores Mined:	607
Magic Items Found:	2274	Wilderness Tamed:	11
Omnipotent Charms Created:	4	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	7

EnchantMC.com is a fresh Pixelmon Server played by SpicyHindu. Join us today on Pixelmon Reforged v8.4.2!Modpack: https://www.technicpack.net/modpack/enchantmc.1918096! IP: squirtle.enchantmc.com Website: https://enchantmc.com Plugins installed on server: Pixelmon, GTS, Nucleus

squirtle.enchantmc.com

MinnesotaMC

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	104/500	Votes:	3133
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	6
Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	4	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	2	Evil Twin Fights:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Farms Harvested:	953
Infernal Machines Built:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	6	Mythical Swords Crafted:	37
Secret Guilds Joined:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	1

About us:We are a very responsible Minecraft community eager to innovate every day.MinessiiMC, is a Minecraft Java Edition/Bedrock network that has a wide variety of minigames within the server, with the purpose of bringing pure fun to the entire community, we hope your stay here is pleasant!

play.minessii.shop

Citrus

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/300	Votes:	7704
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	13	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Buildings Constructed:	38	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	6
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Royal Decrees Issued:	3
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	3
Epic Shields Constructed:	11	Volcanoes Explored:	2
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4

Join our Survival Economy Server for an exciting gaming experience! We offer AFK Farms, intense PVP action, land claims to protect your creations, XP Leveling with kits, and the thrilling mcMMO plugin. Our active and friendly community loves to build and farm together, and we’re always chatting on Discord. Join us now for endless adventures!

citrusgroup.club