Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	961
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2	Cursed Villages Purged:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	3	Goblin Markets Raided:	10
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4	Holy Grails Found:	5
Meteorites Collected:	3	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	19
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Immortal Potions Brewed:	15
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Sentient Weapons Trained:	6
Animals Bred:	123	Phantom Knights Defeated:	6

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Hugcraft

Creative, Parkour, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	100/800	Votes:	1140
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	5	Whispering Caves Entered:	6
Curse of Binding Applied:	4	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	17
Endless Night Skies:	1	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	6
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	6	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	14
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	6	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	8

Welcome to Hugcraft! We are a HUB server with an EXTREMELY friendly community. This means we provide multiple ways to play Minecraft such as Survival, Creative, and many minigames!

Make sure you give Hugcraft a chance! -Hugs

142.4.217.165:25759

SkilledCraftSurvival

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Players:	93/600	Votes:	3713
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	1
New Chunks Explored:	530217	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	5
Cursed Scrolls Read:	3	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4
Talking Trees Consulted:	4	Epic Weapons Forged:	9
Orbs of Power Found:	5	Wilderness Tamed:	13

The SkilledCraft [Survival] Server is a non-pvp friendly minecraft survival server. We have a beautifully crafted spawn built by Madness64. We have a market and minigame spawn as well. There are drop parties almost everyday (if admin and average group of players are on). The owner is Rockerboy107. We also have a separate pvp faction server owned by gpm8062000. the IP for that server is 198.24.170.138:43097. (Its getting a sub-domain soon ). If you have any further questions log on now and ask an admin or mod.

198.24.167.138

KingdomCraft Factions

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Players:	90/600	Votes:	5805
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Battle Standards Raised:	15	Endless Staircases Climbed:	3
Crystal Wands Charged:	9	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Divine Relics Bestowed:	5	Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	4
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	2
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Legendary Titles Earned:	3	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3

We are a role playing faction pvp server. We have kind staff and looking for staff.We have a races plugin.We hope you to have the best Rp faction raiding experience and donate and possibly get staff.We have op drop parties and weekly events.We also encourage raiding greifing and just full out pvp.

108.166.179.60

Dark Vector

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Players:	101/1000	Votes:	5223
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Living Statues Befriended:	0	Duplicated Mobs Battled:	1
Infernal Machines Built:	0	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	7	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Mystic Runes Engraved:	7	Gorgon Shields Crafted:	4
Volcanoes Explored:	2	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	8
Evil Lairs Raided:	4	Living Shadows Defeated:	4
Zombie Dances:	2	Warlock Amulets Crafted:	20

this server is a tekkit server ,it is not a 24/7 server so yea it is a cracked server as well so cracked people can join. there are a lot of plugins ,we are active nearly all the time until 10 pm and there are nearly always a staff member on.if you have any question about the server talk to the owners [ kimmi (goober98), tomat (cephpodiod), david (davidmorris), and honeybear (LEWISMORGAN) ] plz talk to them they wont bite or you can just talk to the staff members and they will tell them. the server ip is:93.97.125.32 i have had to put a different one in

Play.dutchmineplayers.nl

Medieval Lords

Economy, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Towny

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Players:	104/300	Votes:	3193
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	124	Void Gems Collected:	13
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Epic Bosses Defeated:	0	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	7
Phantom Rings Equipped:	16	Legendary Titles Earned:	1
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	7

Medieval Lords™ is a very fun and entertaining minecraft kit pvp server minecraft kitpvp server minecraft Town server, minecraft Towny server, minecraft pvp server,minecraft dungeon server, and minecraft economy server. Filled with custom events, player shops, amazing structures, and much more! We strive to provide you with the best Gameplay experience. With daily events such as Skyblock, Hunger Games, Spleef, and many others. Our security is top notch which allows you to have a fair and enjoyable experience while participating in our vast community which is growing by the second. Many plugins are available for your protection and general use such as, Deadbolt/Lockette, and Chest Shops. This server uses a Cobblestone economy system, gain money and trade with other players to attain Godly Armor which you can use in our custom PvP Arena, The Black Forest!. We also have fun, active Moderators and Admins who assist players both in game and on our Ventrilo voice server. Join us today and create your own Town, become ruler of your own Nation, and begin your amazing adventure here on Medieval Lords™. voted best minecraft server , best minecraft pvp server , best minecraft towny server

go.playminecraft.org

TheArchon

Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	110/400	Votes:	6147
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Dragons Tamed:	3	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Epic Shields Constructed:	33	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8
Haunted Forests Traversed:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	1	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3
Cursed Amulets Found:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0

Come join TheArchon! This is the most active Factions server on the planet that contains constant betrayals, wither raids, new defensive tactics being deployed each day, and a place where you can battle alongside some of your favorite YouTubers. Along with a variety of Factions gamemodes, including Ranked Factions and OP Factions, TheArchon is a place where you can play an addictive Prison gamemode and an abundance of mini games. What are you waiting for? Grab your friends and come join PvP.TheArchon.Net!

The Archon’s Features:

Custom Enchantments mcMMO OP Factions YouTubers Intense PvP & Raiding

pvp.thearchon.net

Ethicraft

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Players:	96/700	Votes:	3184
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Emeralds Found:	417	Lost Cities Unearthed:	2
Shadow Wolves Tamed:	1	Time Loop Anomalies Resolved:	2
Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	4
Infinite Doors Opened:	1	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2	Villages Defended:	9
Forbidden Relics Collected:	4	Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1
Immortal Anvils Forged:	20	Soul Swords Wielded:	3

Ethicraft

fun.ethicraft.net

KalmarCraft

Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, PvP, Raiding

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Players:	103/800	Votes:	6234
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Mystic Runes Engraved:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4
Gnome Villages Protected:	3	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	2	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	27
Sentient Weapons Trained:	5	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Undead Armies Raised:	2	Love Letters Sent:	18
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	6

KalmarCraft is a PVP-RPG based Factions server. We are mainly a Faction-based server, but we also offer Minigames to have fun in, and a great balanced Economy system with all kinds of ways to earn and spend money!

We give players a chance to get started, we reward you with new stuff such as kits as you rank up for free, our staff is friendly, and always there to help you! We hope to see you join our community and have fun!

play.kalmarcraft.com

HazardPVP Factions

Factions, MCMMO, PvP

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Players:	97/700	Votes:	507
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	8	Werewolf Howls Heard:	5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	1	Mythical Relics Collected:	8
Dungeon Sieges Launched:	5	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0
Love Letters Sent:	16	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Secret Passages Found:	5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	2	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	3
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	12	Wyrmholes Dug:	8

Welcome to the best server around, and we try our best to be that we are the HazardPVP Factions. Why would you choose to play on our server?

1) We run every server on good, and fast dedicated machines to keep your experience fun, and easy to play!

2) Our staff is extremely kind, and we make sure to keep the community as fun, and clean as possible for anyone and everyone of all ages.

3) We feature tons of awesome content that include weekly events, custom plugins, PVP and other cool stuff.

4) You don’t have to worry about many hardware issues here, as we have tons of backups to insure your data safety. Meaning you won’t have to worry about any hackers.

play.hazardpvp.net

TheMineverse

Factions, KitPvP, MCMMO, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	107/700	Votes:	506
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Soul Swords Wielded:	2	Lunar Scepters Activated:	5
Underground Cities Explored:	3	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	4
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Star Shards Collected:	214
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	3	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	4
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	11	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	15
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	3	Infinite Doors Opened:	2

Looking for a friendly and active server network? Come join the amazing community at TheMineverse! We provide a dedicated, high quality minecraft gaming experience. We provide the following servers:

SuperHeroes! Space Factions!

Come and check us out to see what a great experience themineverse can be for you! Hub: play.themineverse.com Discord: https://discord.gg/CpSbtE8

play.themineverse.com

PokePower

Economy, Mini Games, Pixelmon, PvP, Survival

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	6168
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	23	Magic Scrolls Discovered:	3
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	4	Magical Frogs Kissed:	6
Soul Contracts Signed:	1	Backwards Speech Heard:	4
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	2	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	3
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	7	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	15
Magic Wands Crafted:	13	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	1
Phoenix Feathers Found:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	49

Welcome to the world of Pixelmon. Are you a fan of Mincraft and even a bigger fan of Pokemon? Well this server might be what you’re looking for. Our server provides a friendly, family like environment for our players. We serve YOU and are constantly looking for suggestions to make our server more enjoyable. We work hard as a group to keep this server running and hope you all enjoy your stay. Welcome to PokePower!

Play.PokePower.com

Murica

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Players:	102/700	Votes:	9137
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	19	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	2
Whispering Caves Entered:	5	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1	Lava Oceans Crossed:	1
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	3	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	95
Cursed Villages Purged:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78

Murica!!!!! Home of The Brave!

murica-craft.mcpro.co

Action Allstars Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Survival

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Players:	97/100	Votes:	9414
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	2	Rainbows Spotted:	4
Mythical Quests Completed:	34	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	2	Orbs of Power Found:	8
Paranormal Events Investigated:	2	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	23	Legendary Items Repaired:	5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Arcane Towers Raised:	4

Server IP: mc.aasmc.net This server is also UP TO DATE on it’s Versions. Owners: Arshak13

mc.aasmc.net

Nydus Network

Creative, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	93/700	Votes:	7707
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Fairy Circles Danced In:	5	Teleportation Mishaps:	4
Evil Portals Destroyed:	2	Magic Wands Crafted:	10
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	21	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1	Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	20
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	1
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	1
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	5	Forbidden Relics Collected:	6

Nydus Network ————————————————————————————————- Nydus Network is a Survival, Creative and Skyblock server! ————————————————————————————————- Basic Server Rules: 1: Have Fun 2: No Hacking/Exploiting/X-ray/Cheating 3: Respect everyone. 5: Play Fair 6: No Abusing Moderator/Admin power 7: NO Advertising other servers! ————————————————————————————————- Have Fun and Good Luck!

play.nydusmc.com

DusDavidGames

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	4065
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Gods Slained:	0	Warrior Spirits Summoned:	40
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	1	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Dimension Hops:	1	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Demon Skulls Collected:	22
Astral Orbs Gathered:	10	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	3
Dragonkin Hatched:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0

De DDG server .

play.dusdavidgames.nl