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Players:	92/700	Votes:	1470
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Celestial Crowns Worn:	5	Demonic Pacts Formed:	3
Lava Oceans Crossed:	2	Chimeras Created:	1
Runes Activated:	1	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Endless Mazes Conquered:	1	Cosmic Pies Baked:	3
Magical Familiars Summoned:	2	Ores Mined:	7171
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Phantom Knights Defeated:	10
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Underground Cities Explored:	1

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	108/300	Votes:	2080
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Players Killed by Monsters:	7462	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Crops Grown:	5903	Dimension Hops:	10
Glorious Feasts Held:	6	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Phoenix Feathers Found:	6
Starry Nights Enjoyed:	20	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/800	Votes:	1821
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Goblin Markets Raided:	7	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Buildings Constructed:	45	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	1
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Wyrmholes Dug:	9	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	6
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Zombie Dances:	10
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	5	Phantom Horses Ridden:	2

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	2696
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	12	Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	5
Void Armor Forged:	24	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Farms Harvested:	292
Meteorites Collected:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	3

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	102/1000	Votes:	4430
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Legendary Titles Earned:	1	Divine Spears Created:	14
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	4	Magical Carpet Rides Taken:	2
Vanishing Items Found:	4	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Animals Bred:	97	Players Killed by Monsters:	4214
Lost Souls Rescued:	4	Magic Items Found:	8203
Herobrine Sightings:	1	Votes:	8076
Corrupted Chunks Fixed:	2	Gods Slained:	2

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	102/500	Votes:	6006
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	3
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3
God-Killer Bows Constructed:	5	Mystical Amulets Crafted:	32
Alien Abductions:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	2	Star Shards Collected:	194
Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	13	Emeralds Found:	3392
Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5856
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Love Letters Sent:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	5	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Invisible Pathways Walked:	5	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	3	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3
Wizards Turned into Frogs:	2	Cozy Campfires Lit:	7
Endless Night Skies:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	4
Epic Battles Fought:	5	Villages Defended:	6

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	91/900	Votes:	1081
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	19	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Phantom Knights Defeated:	9
Portal Loops Escaped:	3	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Staircases Climbed:	0	Lost Souls Rescued:	6
Dragon Scales Harvested:	342	Phoenix Feathers Found:	10
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	6	Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	1
Hedge Mazes Navigated:	4	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	6

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	104/600	Votes:	1621
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Sunfire Helmets Forged:	5	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Mines Excavated:	4188
Eternal Flames Captured:	3	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Lost Souls Rescued:	3
Secret Guilds Joined:	5	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Twisted Realms Survived:	1	Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	5
Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	98

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	103/200	Votes:	4542
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Secret Libraries Discovered:	2	Holy Grails Found:	1
Battle Standards Raised:	5	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	13
Time-Warping Watches Found:	2	Glitched Entities Encountered:	1
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Living Statues Befriended:	2	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	1	Crystal Caves Mapped:	8
Spectral Entities Defeated:	6	Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	3

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	98/600	Votes:	2276
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	0	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	5
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	3	Rainbows Spotted:	6
Cursed Statues Activated:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Paranormal Events Investigated:	3	Frozen Fortresses Conquered:	2
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	2
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	4	Forbidden Grimoires Read:	3

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu

DisasterMC Network

PvP, Survival

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Players:	109/100	Votes:	878
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	1	Wailing Winds Heard:	1
Epic Weapons Forged:	2	Infinity Stones Found:	1
Magical Moments Shared:	24	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Lost Cities Unearthed:	5
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	5
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	8	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19
Endless Mazes Solved:	3	Curse of Binding Applied:	4

Do you need an active Minecraft community to have fun with? Join the DisasterMC Network!

disastermc.com

MasterCraft

Hardcore, MCMMO, Pixelmon, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	96/300	Votes:	5705
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Underground Cities Explored:	2
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Star Shards Collected:	221
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	6	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0
Cosmic Pies Baked:	4	Magical Familiars Summoned:	3
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	320

MasterCraft was founded in 2016 by Jheyson Henrique out of pure hobby and today, together with our players, we are one of the largest RankUP servers.We work on all versions equal to or greater than 1.8Servidor de RankUP, Factions, Survival

jogar.mc-mastercraft.net

Survivaldub

Creative, KitPvP, LifeSteal, MCMMO, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

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Players:	108/600	Votes:	2546
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Votes:	6163	Dragon Eggs Found:	6399
Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1	Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	7	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0
Magical Frogs Kissed:	2	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	11
Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	2	Mineshafts Explored:	5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	16	Werewolf Howls Heard:	4
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	14	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1

Server Survival + PvP + LifeSteal + McMMO + MobArenas + Hunger Games + SurvivalOP + BoxPvP + Practice + AdminShop + User Markets + Experience Bank + Jobs + Anti-Theft Protections + Anticheats + Portals + and… Much more… .

mc.survivaldub.com

Acorn

Economy, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	95/400	Votes:	7718
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dark Rituals Completed:	5	Cursed Lands Purified:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	76	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	2
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Cursed Villages Purged:	2
Reality Distortions Fixed:	2	Alien Abductions:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Zombie Dances:	8
Titanic Relics Retrieved:	4	Glorious Feasts Held:	16
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Epic Shields Constructed:	27

Semi-Vanilla Survival Player-built shops Player-run economy Player vs Environment Grief-free Theft-free

play.acornmc.org

DemocracyCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, Prison, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	108/100	Votes:	9650
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Phantom Blocks Placed:	8	Secret Passages Found:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Dragon Eggs Found:	942
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Talking Trees Consulted:	3	Potions Brewed:	55
Soul Contracts Signed:	5	Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	24
Holy Grails Found:	5	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	1
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	1	Epic Quests Completed:	7

DemocracyCraft is a City Roleplay server focused on the player’s ability to create, amend, and remove the rules and laws that govern them. Play in an urban city environment, or beyond in the depths of the wild. The server boasts cars, helicopters, a democratically elected government, businesses, economy, among other realistic, life-like features!Java IP: play.democracycraft.netBedrock (beta) IP: play.democracycraft.net Port: 19132 (default)

mcso.democracycraft.net