Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Players:	101/900	Votes:	1288
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Immortal Anvils Forged:	14	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1
Cursed Amulets Found:	5	Time-Warping Watches Found:	1
Magic Items Found:	1376	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	2	Runic Tablets Deciphered:	43
Glitched Entities Encountered:	1	Chaos Emeralds Discovered:	5
Epic Weapons Forged:	7	Battle Standards Raised:	5
Evil Twin Fights:	3	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	36

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Berry Middle School

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	9655
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Farms Harvested:	770	Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	21	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	3
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4	Glitched Entities Encountered:	0
Astral Orbs Gathered:	20	Celestial Beings Befriended:	3
Spectral Entities Defeated:	3	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	14	Cosmic Entities Communed With:	0
Eerie Music Discs Played:	2	Reality Warps Survived:	1

org.berrysmp.net

Origins Reborn MC

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, Roleplay, Survival, Towny, Vanilla

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Players:	95/300	Votes:	5115
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Reality Warps Survived:	0	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	13
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4
Legendary Heroes Trained:	1	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	4
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	11	Portal Loops Escaped:	0
Ghost Trains Ridden:	2	Magical Frogs Kissed:	2
Epic Weapons Forged:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Divine Spears Created:	10	Wyrmholes Dug:	2

Embark on a unique Minecraft journey with Origins Reborn, a vanilla SMP Java/Bedrock server transforming gameplay with the Origins Mod. Unique Origins: Discover enhanced versions, featuring new abilities and mechanics for an unparalleled adventure. Custom Mobs and Items: Immerse yourself in a Vanilla+ atmosphere with specially crafted additions. Active Towny Community: Join our vibrant Towny community, fostering collaboration and growth. Overhauled Brewing System: Explore revamped brewing with custom food, drinks, and potions. New Worldgen and Structures: Encounter fresh landscapes and structures for an enriched experience. Hand-Tailored Plugins: Seamless integration for a cohesive and immersive gameplay. Player-Driven Economy: Shape the dynamic in-game economy through interactions. Weekly Updates: Stay engaged with regular content updates for continuous excitement. Interactive Menus: Enjoy user-friendly menus for Bedrock, Mobile, and Console players.

play.originsreborn.org

BattleAsya

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

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Players:	99/600	Votes:	9648
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteorites Collected:	1	Infinity Stones Found:	6
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	6	Mythical Beasts Vanquished:	1
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Enchanted Forests Planted:	7
Mythical Swords Crafted:	77	Mythical Quests Completed:	19
Talking Trees Consulted:	6	Backwards Speech Heard:	2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Herobrine Sightings:	5
Teleportation Mishaps:	4	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1

Found by Dennie and Eugene in 2016, BattleAsya is a medium-size cracked Minecraft (Java Edition) server based in the Philippines (formerly based in Malaysia under the leadership of Eugene). Throughout the years, we have had the opportunity to transform ourselves from a small community for both Malaysians and Filipinos, into a mature gaming network serving the region. Today’s BattleAsya is still committed to serving the community with dedication and diligence. Our goals are to offer a low-latency option and provide long-term service for Minecraft players in Southeast Asia.

play.battleasya.com

WaveCraft

Economy, LifeSteal, OneBlock, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	110/100	Votes:	3244
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Warlock Amulets Crafted:	19	Portal Loops Escaped:	3
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	9	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	1
Wyrmholes Dug:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1
Living Shadows Defeated:	1	Glorious Feasts Held:	7
Inescapable Mazes Solved:	3	Glowing Eyes in the Dark:	4
Inverted Worlds Discovered:	1	Pirate Ships Raided:	0
Void Armor Forged:	19	Enchanted Forests Planted:	9

Introducing our new Skyblock server! Join us in a Skygens tycoon server, with gamemodes including Skyblock classic, Oneblock, Skygrid, and more! Compete with other players to see who can utilise their generators to make the most money and be the Skyblock Tycoon!Welcome to WaveCraft, a vibrant and community-driven Minecraft server that’s ready to make a splash in your gaming experience! Dive into a world where the community’s voice is valued, and where every player suggestion helps shape the server’s evolution.On Wavecraft, players can stay busy working on their Slimefun projects, working together in server build battles, or participating in the hourly fishing competitions.One of WaveCraft’s standout features is the incorporation of custom items and perks, all within the vanilla Minecraft experience. No need for additional mods! Immerse yourself in a world where unique items come to life with custom models, adding a visually stunning touch to your adventures.Earn points as you embark on thrilling quests and challenges, and exchange them for coveted in-game treasures. From majestic mounts to adorable pets, and from customized armor to powerful tools, the possibilities are endless. Your efforts and dedication will be rewarded with a vast array of exclusive items to enhance your gameplay and showcase your individuality.Prepare yourself for a tide of excitement with our weekly and daily server events. Participate in thrilling building competitions, showcasing your creativity and skill as you vie for recognition and rewards. Test your angling expertise in fishing competitions, where reeling in rare fish can unlock special items such as the legendary rainbow rod. And keep an eye out for pinata parties, where the skies rain down crate keys and exclusive custom items, turning every gathering into an exhilarating fiesta.But WaveCraft isn’t just about the features—it’s about the community that brings it all to life. Join a friendly and welcoming group of players who are passionate about creating a thriving environment. Share your ideas, connect with fellow gamers, and experience the joy of building and exploring together. WaveCraft is more than just a server; it’s a place where friendships are forged, memories are made, and adventures are embarked upon as a united front.

playwavecraft.net

SquirtleSquadMC

Economy, MCMMO, Pixelmon, PvE, Survival

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	6505
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	14	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	15
Curse of Binding Applied:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	3
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Cosmic Pies Baked:	9
Endless Night Skies:	3	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Enchanted Forests Planted:	8	Infernal Machines Built:	2
Holy Grails Found:	2	Crystal Palaces Visited:	3

Welcome to SquirtleSquadMC! Our server is running Pixelmon Reforged “Always latest version”Server Information! Modpack: https://www.curseforge.com/minecraft/modpacks/squirtlesquad Server IP: play.squirtlesquadmc.com Discord: https://discord.gg/jSQf3zZxfN Website: https://www.squirtlesquadmc.com

play.squirtlesquadmc.com

ExeosCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	101/600	Votes:	587
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered:	4	Legendary Items Repaired:	4
Alternate Realities Explored:	3	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	3
Secret Passages Found:	7	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3
Magic Crystals Found:	21	Elemental Forces Harnessed:	5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	5	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	1
Bizarre Potions Brewed:	9	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1

Explore ExeosCraft, the No-Reset, No-Grief SMP! Tired of servers that hype up sales and impose strange rules? Welcome to ExeosCraft, where we prioritize your experience. Why Choose Us? – Stability: Our server, up and lagless since June 2020, will never reset its massive 35,000×35,000 map! – Zero Pay-To-Win: Fairness for all players is our moto! – Giving Back: Excess donations support various charities – Inclusivity: Hate speech isn’t tolerated here, any and all are welcome. – Custom Plugins: Hand-crafted plugins Our Features: – Permanent World, all builds will be kept forever – Level-Up System – Pets – Land Claim – McMMO

play.exeoscraft.com

Cropied

Economy, PvP, Survival

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Players:	110/700	Votes:	2909
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Divine Spears Created:	23	Evil Twin Fights:	4
Ethereal Dreams Experienced:	6	Lost Cities Unearthed:	3
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	5
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	4	Powerful Allies Recruited:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Dragon Scales Harvested:	386
Mysterious Portals Opened:	20	Crystal Palaces Visited:	2
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	3	Endermen Teleportation Errors:	0

play.cropied.com-30 tiers of gens -Farming -Fishing (autofishing is allowed) -Mining -Tanks -Forge -PVP -TotemsCropied is a gen server with lots of features and things to do. When you join you can get a freerank with /freerank. To begin and get some starting info you can do /start and dont forget /daily. You can farm wheat, carrots, potatoes and more with custom enchants on a crop harvester. We have a /mine where you can get fight to get rare ores that you can use in the forge to craft all kinds of totems or keys to give you a boost to make it to the top of the leaderboards for payouts.

play.cropied.com

KCHS Craft

Economy, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	92/100	Votes:	1949
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	4	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	2	Gryphons Tamed:	4
Potions Brewed:	198	Storm Giants Negotiated With:	1
Paranormal Events Investigated:	1	Teleportation Mishaps:	1
Legendary Scepters Created:	8	Blood Moons Survived:	3
Star Shards Collected:	296	Secret Guilds Joined:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	9	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2

KCHS Craft is a cracked Malaysian Minecraft server specially designed for players in South East Asia, located in Singapore. Of course, everyone is welcome to join the server!

play.kchscraft.net

MunchyMC

KitPvP, Mini Games, Prison, Skywars, Survival, Survival Games

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Players:	92/600	Votes:	6980
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Magic Crystals Found:	19	Cursed Lands Purified:	2
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Astral Amulets Crafted:	33
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	5	New Chunks Explored:	216534
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	15	Cursed Scrolls Read:	2
Cursed Artifacts Uncovered:	0	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Crystal Palaces Visited:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	1
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	6

MunchyMC is one of the best Minecraft servers around. Hop on munchymc.com to have some fun with friends and make some new friends! We have Maze Runner, Mini games and more!We are 1.7-1.15 compatible

munchymc.com

Celestial Pixelmon

MCMMO, Mini Games, Parkour, Pixelmon, PvE, PvP

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Players:	105/1000	Votes:	3598
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	3	Unseen Monsters Slain:	2
Time-Warping Watches Found:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0
Enchantments Applied:	81	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	1
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	18	Chaos Gates Opened:	2
Emeralds Found:	3743	Infinite Doors Opened:	1
Magic Wands Crafted:	19	Twisted Realms Survived:	2
Dragon Hoards Looted:	1	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3

Welcome to Celestial Pixelmon! We are a new server with a different feel! Come and have fun for hours playing the real Pixelmon, which reminds you of the true essence of games.Minecraft 1.12.2 Pixelmon Reforged: (Latest Version) Biomes O’ Plenty: Adds a unique aspect to the game.To play on our server you just need to install our modpack, or our Installer.Server IP: jogar.celestialpixelmon.com Download: http://download.celestialpixelmon.com Discord: discord.gg/celestialpixelmon Website: https://www.celestialpixelmon.com/

jogar.celestialpixelmon.com

MC64

Anarchy, Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	95/1000	Votes:	324
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	57	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	420	Magic Crystals Found:	24
Wailing Winds Heard:	4	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Farms Harvested:	727
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Star Shards Collected:	197
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	19	Living Shadows Defeated:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	6	Undead Armies Raised:	3

“What is MC64?”: MC64 is a cracked semi-anarchy server with claims, gangs, ranks, an economy, and minimal moderation. We allow in-game hack and have few rules… So when you login, be careful who you trust.Features: 1.20.4 PVP / SMP New; officially re-released 09/08/2023 CRACKED; Offline. Open to anyone and everyone across the globe Semi-Anarchy; Laissez-faire Leadership Hacks Allowed; Even in PVP Economy; Physical Shops, GUI Shop, PlayerWarps, Jobs Ranking System; Rank up using in-game currency to unlock abilities Three Main Overworlds; Normal, AMPLIFIED, and Custom Biomes Grief Allowed; Use claiming system to protect your lands Not pay to win; Non-profit

play.mc64.wtf

MineJordyn

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival

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Players:	94/900	Votes:	6511
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Mimic Chests Discovered:	1
Underground Cities Explored:	2	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1
Living Statues Befriended:	3	Dragonfire Shields Forged:	10
Star Shards Collected:	248	Eldritch Medallions Worn:	6
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Enchanted Teapots Collected:	5
Demon Skulls Collected:	41	Magical Frogs Kissed:	5
Reality Distortions Fixed:	1	Royal Decrees Issued:	1

It is a Minecraft network that presents the Survival Custom OP game mode, La Tierra Vanilla and more, it has a system of ranks, levels, new crafts, vehicles, custom fish, custom enchantments, bank, crates, pets that give you effects when player with the option to level up and improve the effect, cosmetics, clans and a completely custom map allowing you to see yourself where you are, without leaving aside the dungeons integrated with unique items. Explore alone or with friends!Map of Vanilla Land: map.minejordyn.orgPORT FOR BEDROCK 19132

play.minejordyn.org

OmegaCraft

Mini Games, Prison, Skyblock

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Players:	96/1000	Votes:	5340
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	12	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1
Dragonkin Hatched:	4	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	2
Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	1	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	2
Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	1	Vanishing Items Found:	7
Heroic Legacies Created:	1	Secret Libraries Discovered:	1
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1

OmegaCraft: The epicenter of Minecraft entertainment.– Leader in Latin America, offering a unique experience. – Wide selection of games for all tastes. – A vibrant and welcoming Community with 9 years of history. – Unwavering commitment to safety and fun.Explore, play and connect at mc.omegacraft.cl

mc.omegacraft.cl

FlareMC

LifeSteal, Survival

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Players:	100/600	Votes:	8481
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Hidden Passages Discovered:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	2
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	3	Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered:	2
Falling into the Void:	2	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Mythical Relics Collected:	7	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	0
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Talking Trees Consulted:	2
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	2	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	154
Dragon Hoards Looted:	2	Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	4

Make sure to join the #1 PUBLIC Lifesteal SMP! All consoles can play on our server! IP: play.flaremc.org BEDROCK PORT: 19132

play.flaremc.org

RoyalMC

Economy, KitPvP, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

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Players:	96/400	Votes:	7343
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Storm Giants Negotiated With:	0	Mythical Relics Collected:	9
Reality Warps Survived:	2	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	2
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Dragon Hoards Looted:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	3	Divine Scrolls Written:	18
Secret Libraries Discovered:	3	Corrupted Trees Chopped:	4
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	16
Endless Mazes Conquered:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	5

RoyalMC is a Slovenian Minecraft server network with a long history. Our goal is to unite players from Slovenia and other parts of the world and provide a fun and safe environment that everyone can enjoy. Our main priority is building a nice community and server together with players.

RoyalMC.eu