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Players:	109/600	Votes:	6861
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Divine Scrolls Written:	20
Villages Defended:	14	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2
Elemental Crystals Collected:	97	Powerful Allies Recruited:	5
Mythical Creatures Tamed:	4	Rune Stones Activated:	4
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	10	Invisible Pathways Walked:	2
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	31	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8
Glorious Feasts Held:	17	Horror Stories Survived:	3

New Minecraft Servers

Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Humblex

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, Mini Games, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/800	Votes:	537
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Lands Purified:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	2
Shadow Realms Conquered:	2	Bizarre Potions Brewed:	7
Goblin Armies Outwitted:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	1
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15
Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1	Endless Night Skies:	4
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	4	Celestial Beings Befriended:	0
Ancient Relics Unearthed:	486	Haunted Chests Opened:	4

mc.humblex.net

One Peace

Creative, Economy, Mini Games, Survival

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Players:	90/200	Votes:	2895
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	1	Wyrmholes Dug:	8
Elemental Crystals Collected:	51	Vanishing Items Found:	3
Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
World-Altering Spells Cast:	0	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	11
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	1	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	6

What is One Peace One Peace is a community survival with all the same things you love about any other community survival servers, but more to spice up your in-game experience! Including custom items, cool events and more! What about the custom items Our custom items are super cool! Some of them even have special enchants that can heal you or give you more health! Over the course of our long history we have added many new items like LIGHT SABERS, CUPID BOWS, and EVEN AMIIBOS!!!

mc.onepeace.net

Hojki

Creative, Vanilla

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Players:	100/700	Votes:	8824
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Celestial Blades Sharpened:	8	Epic Mounts Acquired:	7
Soul Swords Wielded:	5	Magical Moments Shared:	11
Epic Battles Fought:	8	Dimension Hops:	13
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	7	Divine Spears Created:	16
Rune Stones Activated:	6	Endless Night Skies:	2
Celestial Beings Befriended:	5	Alien Abductions:	4

Welcome to Hojki, a Dutch medieval server where creativity is central. Build impressive castles and lively villages with us. Collaborate on major projects or bring your own masterpieces to life. Whether you are an experienced builder or just starting out, everyone is welcome. Share inspiration, make new friends and let your imagination run wild. Hojki offers a cozy community where you can build your own medieval world, full of adventure and possibilities. Join us and discover a world of endless creativity!

hojki.serv.nu

BoxVentures

PvP, Survival

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Players:	96/100	Votes:	3066
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Alternate Realities Explored:	2	Galactic Jellyfish Caught:	1
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	1	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Dragons Adopted as Pets:	1	Chaos Gates Opened:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	8	Shadow Figures Spotted:	8
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Powerful Allies Recruited:	3	Lost Cities Unearthed:	4
Celestial Events Witnessed:	5	Dungeon Sieges Launched:	9

BoxVentures is a mining/pvp based sever hosted on Minehut. BoxVentures has unique qualities such as fun chat games, helpful staff members, well made skripts, custom fishing, different dimensions, and more!

boxventures.minehut.gg

Cataclysm Of Clans

Economy, Factions, MCMMO, PvP, Raiding, Survival

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Players:	104/900	Votes:	2638
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Runes Activated:	2	Shadow Figures Spotted:	10
Meteorite Armor Created:	12	Starry Nights Enjoyed:	38
Dragon Scales Harvested:	407	Wailing Winds Heard:	3
Villages Defended:	5	Unseen Monsters Slain:	5
Eternal Flames Captured:	8	Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	9
Time-Warping Watches Found:	1	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	4
Secret Passages Found:	2	Buildings Constructed:	6

Welcome Survivors to Cataclysm Clans: Rise of a New World! In this post-apocalyptic Minecraft realm, where chaos and rebirth intertwine, you embark on a journey like never before. Brace yourselves for the ultimate adventure, where each step echoes the resilience of survival.Cataclysm Clans Awaits You – Forge Your Legacy!

cataclysm.factions.ws

SurviveTheNight

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival

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Players:	109/300	Votes:	3124
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Cursed Lands Purified:	7
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	2	Goblin Markets Raided:	4
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	5	Astral Orbs Gathered:	11
Magic Wands Crafted:	11	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Buildings Constructed:	34	Phantom Horses Ridden:	1
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	25	Soul Contracts Signed:	2
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	1	Legendary Items Repaired:	5

Gamers you are all invited to join and test the new MMORPG Project called Survive The NightWhat is Survive The Night STN is a Massive Multiplayer Custom Built experience, play with your friends to conquer Foes. Take on daring Quests to receive Epic rewards Mine you way to Fortunes and riches that only a true Dwarfing Minecrafter would be proud of. Trade with Players and NPCs alike in a Open commerce space. Aquire the best Loot and take on Mega BossesConquer the Depths of the Spiral Sewers to obtain unimaginable weapons Take on the Survive The Night itself, in a custom built Dungeon experience, set world records for timed runs, obtain the best Dungeon loot obtained from chests at the end of your RunsThe World of STN is only now being brought to life, and we need you brave adventures to take on the Challenge ARE YOU WORTHY

mc.survivethenight.net

Rinna Craft

Economy, Survival

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Players:	103/100	Votes:	282
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	7	Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	4
Enchantments Applied:	150	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0
Mystical Amulets Crafted:	15	Forbidden Doors Opened:	2
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	0	Void Gems Collected:	35
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	6	Celestial Gardens Planted:	8
Enchanted Armories Found:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	4
Chaos Orbs Controlled:	16	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3

Rinna Craft: Explore, Survive, and Rise!Discover Rinna Survival 1.20.2: Innovation, Excitement, and Adventure Await!Are you ready to write your own survival story? Dive into Rinna Craft and start your adventure in the latest Minecraft version, 1.20.2! In our survival server, you’ll explore dungeons, face legendary bosses with unique abilities, and forge your path to greatness.Join Now, Let the Adventure Begin! IP: mc.rinnacraft.comFor more information, visit our wiki: https://rinna-craft.gitbook.io/rinna-survival-wiki/

mc.rinnacraft.com:4007

EnderCraft

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Survival

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Players:	107/400	Votes:	927
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	0
Dimension Hops:	15	Meteorite Armor Created:	10
Astral Orbs Gathered:	7	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	10
Endless Staircases Climbed:	3	Soul Swords Wielded:	5
Cursed Amulets Found:	3	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Demonic Pacts Formed:	3	Pirate Ships Captured:	3
Mythical Quests Completed:	11	Cursed Villages Purged:	4

Welcome to EnderCraft, a meticulously crafted Minecraft custom survival server that transports players into a realm of boundless adventure and unparalleled challenges. EnderCraft stands as a testament to the fusion of innovation and classic Minecraft gameplay, offering an immersive experience that captivates both seasoned veterans and newcomers alike.

endercraft.my-mc.net

Chicken SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Survival, Towny

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Players:	94/500	Votes:	1869
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	1	Holy Grails Found:	2
Buildings Constructed:	9	Blood-Forged Axes Created:	20
Spontaneous Duels Fought:	11	Mysterious Portals Opened:	12
Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	4	Mythical Swords Crafted:	78
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	10	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Lost Cities Unearthed:	4	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6
Quantum Bards Serenaded:	5	Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	0

The Huhn SMP is a brand-new 1.20.1 Minecraft Server open for everyone. We have custom enchants, the newest version of Minecraft, jobs, a balanced economy and much more! The survival multiplayer server is open for Tlauncher and normal Java Minecraft Players. If your PC does not support MC version 1.20.1, you can also join with 1.16.

huhn-smp.com:25574

Adult Swims Survival

Anarchy, Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	100/500	Votes:	4927
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Shattered Realms Restored:	2
Void Armor Forged:	23	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Void Gems Collected:	32	Twisted Realms Survived:	3
Dragon Eggs Found:	8559	Ancient Ruins Explored:	4
Enchantments Applied:	185	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Cursed Amulets Found:	0	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Eldritch Abominations Befriended:	3

Adult Swim’s Survival – Beta Test LivePVP A large ancient gladiator themed PVP arena, contains lots of open space for players to fight.Commands, Perks, and Cosmetic Shop Players can spend their in-game currency to purchase permissions to advance their gameplay; as well as purchasing cosmetics like /Hat.Quests Players can complete several different types of tasks such as Mining, Crafting, Mob killing and more to earn rewards.So Much More!

adultswimsurvival.online

Rising Heroes

Parkour, Prison, PvE, PvP

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Players:	103/900	Votes:	553
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Elemental Crystals Collected:	68	Ancient Ruins Explored:	5
Omnipotent Charms Created:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	8	Epic Quests Completed:	17
Glorious Feasts Held:	12	Epic Shields Constructed:	38
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	2	Farms Harvested:	941
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2	Runes Activated:	5
Crops Grown:	8214	Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	3

Welcome to Rising Heroes, a community dating back to 2013! We have relaunched with an all new prison experience and more servers to come, with custom pickaxe levels, gems, artifacts, PvE and more! Fully custom builds with helpful staff and an existing player base, what’s not to love?mc.risingheroes.org Join Today!

mc.risingheroes.org

The Legacy SMP

Cross-Play, Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

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Players:	101/400	Votes:	1987
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7	Whispering Shadows Heard:	4
Royal Decrees Issued:	1	Epic Weapons Forged:	8
Witch’s Brew Drunk:	12	Demon Skulls Collected:	23
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Pirate Ships Raided:	2
Haunted Chests Opened:	7	Towns Built:	5
Heroic Legacies Created:	4	Astral Mages Summoned:	4
Unique Catgirls Spotted:	5	Dragons Tamed:	6

Legacy SMP is a Towny server modeled after the British Parliament, active for a year with a new season underway. Offering a 27/7 online experience, it features active towns, a thriving economy, frequent events, anti-cheat measures, an auction house, jobs plugin, MCMMO skills, optional wars, player shops, daily vote rewards, an admin shop, and a supportive staff. Embracing a mock government setup, the server incorporates plugins like Towny, Dynmap, and Graves with regular updates. Compatible across Xbox, PS4, Mobile, PC/Computer, and Nintendo Switch, those interested can join the server’s Discord community at https://discord.gg/3Xf4vdPJcE.

thelegacysmp.apexmc.co:25576

Cosmo Survival

Economy, Survival

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Players:	100/300	Votes:	3567
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Gnome Villages Protected:	6	Cursed Swords Broken:	2
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	44
Elemental Forces Harnessed:	12	Haunted Mines Explored:	1
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	4	Astral Projections Made:	2
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Runes Activated:	3
Forbidden Grimoires Read:	5	Astral Staffs Crafted:	10
Divine Relics Bestowed:	11	Dimension Hops:	4

Family Friendly Survival Server with crates, shops, ranks, events, silktouching spawners, auctionhouse, giveaways and more! Please be respectful to others and have fun! Still in beta testing! Report any bugs to staff online! 1.20.1 with cherry trees and new updates!

cosmosurvival.apexmc.co

SimpleZone

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

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Players:	109/1000	Votes:	1750
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	0	Gnome Villages Protected:	6
Cursed Scrolls Read:	2	Ether Blades Crafted:	18
Backwards Speech Heard:	6	Eerie Music Discs Played:	6
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	24	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	7
Magic Wands Crafted:	25	Soul Swords Wielded:	3
Evil Twin Fights:	2	Astral Amulets Crafted:	28
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0	Unseen Monsters Slain:	7

Introducing SimpleZone, a friendly server that brings a new level of fun, excitement, and adventure to your Minecraft experience. Our focus is on simple yet unique additions that enhance your everyday gameplay. We are starting with Survival, and there’s even more witty and enjoyable content coming your way soon!

mc.simple-zone.net

Astoria

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, Survival

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Players:	99/700	Votes:	1083
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	4	Invisible Pathways Walked:	6
Shadow Figures Spotted:	7	Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	6
Mines Excavated:	1531	Cursed Diamonds Mined:	4
Pirate Ships Captured:	2	Hidden Villages Discovered:	1
God-Tier Weapons Forged:	46	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Cursed Villages Purged:	2	Underground Cities Explored:	5
Cursed Statues Activated:	3	Ghost Trains Ridden:	0

Java IP: play.astoria.gg Discord: discord.gg/astoria Store: store.astoria.ggWelcome to Astoria, an exciting server built from the ground up with the player experience in mind. The Astoria server is laid-back, has strict no-grief/no-troll rules, and is an SMP style server where the community is valued more than anything else.Even though Astoria offers a huge variety of features, and plugins, to enhance your gameplay; such as Custom Enchants, Lands Claims, Boss Dungeons, and more; we always strive to preserve the authentic Minecraft experience.The survival world has a border of 20k x 20k, meaning plenty of room to find the ideal build spot, and both the End and Nether worlds are completely borderless!You can support the server by voting daily, every vote is a step closer to ranking up and gives you awesome rewards like money and flight time!

play.astoria.gg