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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	92/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Crystal Caves Mapped:	8	Ghost Trains Ridden:	1
Pirate Ships Captured:	0	Underground Cities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

multiverse

Bedwars, Mini Games, OneBlock, Skyblock, Skywars, Survival

minigame server where you can find boxfight survival oneblock skywars and bedwars server is new so we will be happy if you bet on the server

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystic Mirrors Unlocked:	4	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	48
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foundation Craft

Economy, PvE, PvP, Roleplay, Survival

Foundation Craft is a new survival and economy server with skills, claimable plots, and endless adventure. Players can create settlements, homes, and shops in a safe and peaceful world called The Frontier, or collect resources while exploring the dangerous and uncharted worlds of The Wilderness. Players can make friends, build prosperous civilizations, and compete in a competitive server economy.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	3	Falling into the Void:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	14	Rune Stones Activated:	10

Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

FerryCraft

Factions, Survival, Vanilla

Welcome to FerryCraft – your one-stop Minecraft haven for the best of both worlds! Immerse yourself in the perfect blend of Survival Multiplayer (SMP) and heart-pounding Factions gameplay. In the SMP realm, unleash your creativity, claim your land, and collaborate with fellow players to build the ultimate masterpiece. For those craving a competitive edge, dive into our Factions realm, where strategic alliances, raiding, and epic battles for dominance await. FerryCraft isn’t just a server; it’s a vibrant community where SMP and Factions seamlessly coexist, offering an exhilarating Minecraft experience for players of all kinds. Join us at FerryCraft, where your adventure begins!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Enchanted Teapots Collected:	16	Dark Rituals Completed:	2
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Secret Guilds Joined:	2

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

MineBlast

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Raiding

[BEDROCK SUPPORT] [ JAVA SUPPORT] [NEWLY RELEASED SMP] mineblast.org is the much-needed, new, and exciting network providing a fresh, up-to-date, and continuously polished experience that caters to any player, from the total newbie to the polished veteran. Currently featuring the Lifesteal Gamemode

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/800	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Celestial Gardens Planted:	2	Fairy Circles Danced In:	4
Gryphons Tamed:	2	Invisible Walls Found:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

Staliify

Economy, OneBlock, Roleplay, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

Embark on an exhilarating journey within our expansive server network, where thrilling adventures await in our carefully crafted Adventure Survival, Towny, and Skyblock realms. Immerse yourself in a dynamic and engaging gaming experience that seamlessly blends cooperative play with friendly competition.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	2
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Mythical Quests Completed:	31

Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

Beefys Minecraft World

Creative, Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We’re a new and growing minecraft server with a focus on vanilla survival, skyblock and creative modes. Tons of quality of life features available for all players, like /back, keepinv and player warps.

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	90/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Teleportation Mishaps:	3	Legendary Titles Earned:	2
Magic Wands Crafted:	12	Titanic Relics Retrieved:	5

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Jonarchy

Anarchy, Cross-Play, LifeSteal, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Jonarchy is a special Minecraft server that mixes chaos and order. It doesn’t have strict rules, but it doesn’t allow cheating or hacking. This makes it a place where players can be creative, clever, and part of a cool community.

In Jonarchy, you have to play by the rules of the game, using your skills and stuff you find, without any shortcuts or cheats. This makes the game more fun and exciting.

What’s neat about Jonarchy is that there aren’t many rules, so you can make friends, make enemies, and work together with others however you want. It’s all about the players deciding how things go, which makes it super interesting.

So, if you’re up for a challenge and want a fun Minecraft adventure where you can be creative, strategic, and part of a cool community, Jonarchy could be your new favorite server!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	107/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mystery Villagers Spotted:	1	Cosmic Hamsters Found:	3
Invisible Walls Found:	2	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

VanescaCraft

Bedwars, Creative, Earth, Mini Games, Skyblock, Skywars, Towny

• Vanesca Craft is an advanced hub server based on 1.16.5.

Server IP: play.vanescacraft.com Web Site: https://www.vanescacraft.com/

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	97/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Shadow Realms Conquered:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	4
Endless Legions Commanded:	11	Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted:	2

Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

Dynasty Network

Towny

At Dynasty Network we are a community that seeks to integrate the most recent Minecraft updates and fun modalities with great news. Join and be part of this great brotherhood!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	98/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Legendary Heroes Trained:	3	Herobrine Sightings:	10
Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	1	Potions Brewed:	128

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

Moonskys

Cross-Play, Economy, LifeSteal, PvP, Vanilla

Discover Moonskys Discord Server! Looking for a fun and engaging Discord community? Search no more!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	100/300	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Hidden Villages Discovered:	1	Fabled Crowns Discovered:	5
Dragons Tamed:	6	Dragons Adopted as Pets:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When the first dimensional rift was closed, it rained candy for a week.

Arab Throne

Survival

Java IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Bedrock IP: arabthrone.minetro.com Port: 2611

1.20+

Welcome to Arab Throne, an excellent server known for it’s amazing experiences. We are a laid-back, no grief, economy, SMP server where we value community above all else. The server is running 1.20+, and everyone is welcome as both Java and Bedrock players are free to join!

The server offers a variety of plugins that enhance the player experience while also staying true to Minecraft’s roots such as keep-inv, player warps, grief prevention, and more!

Show your support for the server by voting to earn free keys which grants perks such as extra homes, cool prefixes, and more!

Grab a seat, get comfy and stay for a while!

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Shadow Daggers Crafted:	24	Dragon Eggs Found:	8090
Hidden Villages Discovered:	3	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	17

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

Wither Network

Cross-Play, Economy, KitPvP, LifeSteal, Mini Games, PvP

What is this server ? WitherMC is the coolest USA Lifesteal server. What do we have?

⇨ Hotest Chaotic Lifesteal Box server releasing soon !

(WitherMC is available for both Java and Bedrock Edition of Minecraft) ◆ JAVA IP: play.withermc.org ◆ Bedrock Port: 19132

Join us today even right now and enjoy your adventure with us !

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	96/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Glitched Entities Encountered:	4	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	10
Dark Rituals Completed:	3	Paranormal Events Investigated:	3

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Balkania Craft

Economy, MCMMO, PvP, Roleplay, Survival, Towny

– BALKANIA CRAFT – THE BIGGEST MINECRAFT TOWNY SERVER IN THE BALKANS

The goal of playing on our Minecraft server at the beginning is to build your own base in the wild and face the danger of mobs and other players and earn enough money to move to one of our towny cities founded and maintained by our mayors, when you move to the city is protected from pvp and raiding errors and you can advance in the city to become co-mayor and help the city to be the biggest and most powerful city on the server!

Towny: Balkania Craft is based on minecraft Role-Play, Towny gaming aspect, build your city and be the strongest force on the server with the help of your teammates! You can read more information on our discord.

Economy: Tax players, sell land, build your own shop, sell things at the auction house or build your own shop in your minecraft towny city and sell your resources that will help you become stronger and stronger in balkania craft!

And not only that, but we have one of the friendliest communities in minecraft! Come and join us 🙂

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	95/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Unbreakable Chains Forged:	4	Inverted Worlds Discovered:	2
Astral Projections Made:	1	Forbidden Relics Collected:	7

Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

WarpMC

Cross-Play, Skyblock, Survival

Wait! let us introduce the grand opening of the WarpMC Network. With the amount of dope features, a truly Un-Duppable Crate Key system, and a Staff Team ready 24/7 to assist you in all your adventures, you are guaranteed to find exactly what you want. And if you don’t? Just ask us! We are constantly updated and adding new features :

Java / Bedrock Support Competitive Skyblock Seasons Dungeons and Bosses Online 100% of the time Latest Versions always Supported [ 1.7.X – 1.20.X ]

Free Ranks with our new, never seen before Voting System! Build a Nation or join a Kingdom to expand your Rule Become the most advance SlimeFun Engineer Manage a fleet of Minions to do the work for you Join an Active, Friendly and overall exciting Community! AI based Features Properity Store Item System

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	102/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	1	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	3
Duplicated Mobs Battled:	3	Ender Dragon Reincarnations:	3

Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

Wzrd Network

Economy, MCMMO, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Survival, Vanilla

WzRD Network is a cut above the rest! Tired of looking for that Survival server that cares about its players? I know I was, which is why I started Wzrd Network! We’ve put a lot of work into everything we stand for. You can join our discord with https://discord.gg/tbyR3PCgFQ

Updated October 28, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	7	Gryphons Tamed:	3
Undead Armies Raised:	5	Mystic Runes Engraved:	5

Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).