Minecraft SMP: Funky Trash Thread

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Are you tired of playing on boring Minecraft servers with no excitement or drama? Well, look no further because our server is the perfect place for all your chaotic needs! Join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a wild ride you won’t forget.

Why should you join, you ask? Well, let me tell you. Our server is run by a group of deranged monkeys who have no idea what they’re doing, but somehow manage to keep things interesting. We have regular events like “Twerk-off Tuesdays” where players compete to see who can shake their pixelated booty the best.

But that’s not all! Our server is also home to the legendary Big Booty Bandits, a group of players who roam the land stealing diamonds and causing chaos wherever they go. Will you join their ranks or try to take them down? The choice is yours.

So what are you waiting for? Come join us on the “GF’s Fat, Cellulite-Covered Ass edition” SMP for a Minecraft experience like no other. Just be prepared for the madness that awaits you.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Legendary Armor Sets Assembled:	15	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? The first Dragon Egg found was hatched during a meteor shower!

🌟 EmeraldsMC 💎 [SURVIVAL] 🏡 [LANDS] 👑[PVP] 🛒 [SHOPS] & [CHALLENGES] 🎉

battle, Factions, games, Landclaim, Landclaiming, PvP, smp, Survival

🌟 Welcome to EmeraldsMC! 💎PLAY.EMERALDSMC.COM

Discover a world of endless possibilities with our active staff ready to assist you anytime. Your opportunities here are endless. Show off your leadership skills by creating a town, become rich by gathering resources and completing weekly challenges, and run custom chest-shops!

– 🏡 Build thriving towns to show off your creativity.- 🛒 Run successful shops and amass riches in-game.- 🎉 Challenge yourself and others with exciting weekly tasks.

Join us today and embark on an epic Minecraft adventure!

🔥💰🏰🌄

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	90/200	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Cosmic Entities Communed With:	2	Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	3
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	6	New Chunks Explored:	716139

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

ProxyPvP

Anarchy, Cross-Play, KitPvP, PvE, PvP, Raiding, Vanilla

ProxyPvP is a Competitive Server for Java and Bedrock players. > > 1.8 – 1.19 < < Fight in BoxPvP to earn xp and levels to reach the top. Gather resources from mines and dungeons to craft armory and weapons. New server with many more updates and features to come. Join Today.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	6	Magical Familiars Summoned:	5
Astral Projections Made:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	4

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

❤️ PrimeCraft 🛕 Survival 1.19.3+ 🛡️ MMORPG, Bosses, Economy, Towns, Custom Classes Warrior, Mage, Dungeon Events

bedrock, Bosses, Dungeons, Economy, Faction Pvp, Factions, Femboy, KitPvP, Leveling, LGBTQ, Minecraftmmorpg, Minigames, mmorpg, Primeminecraftmmorpg, Primemmorpg, Prison, PvE, PvP, Quests, Roleplay, RPG, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

We are committed to providing a high-quality gameplay experience, with a focus on fairness and balance. Our server is designed to be challenging and engaging, with a variety of game modes and challenges to keep players interested and engaged.

IP: mc.primecraft.org

Bedrock IP: bedrock.primecraft.orgCross Play (Work in progress) (Missing Resource Pack) (Not Recommended ATM)

Starter Guide:

Have Resource Pack Enabled

Pick a Class– Choose a class that best fits your play style– Class Options: Mage, Summoner, Shaman – Warrior & Archer Class Weapons can be used by anyone. Class choice does not effect this

Prepare– Grab /Kit Adventurer– Read your Weapon Description for Controls. Hover over the item.

The Endless Journey Begins – Decide Rather to Fight Bosses in the Warzone or Explore the Wild– Warzone Bosses are Located Infront of Spawn. Walk around you will discover there locations.– Enter /Wild to build your base and gather materials. Fight New Mobs – Randomly There will be a Dungeon Event with a Warp. It is Recommended everyone go there for Double The Rewards!

Loot – Bosses Drop Loot Boxes, Furniture Boxes, Cosmetic Boxes, Cash Boxes, Trinket Boxes– Mobs Drop Gold to be Sold On /Shop

Endgame– Collect higher Lvl items with greater stats to deal more damage to your foes!– Collect Special Trinket Spells – Build Your Base

Upcoming Features– Reputation Unlocks– Cosmetics over your gear– Housing– + More

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.4 / 5
Lunar Scepters Activated:	4	Animals Bred:	78
Star Shards Collected:	144	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7

Random Fact: Sweet Lore: A player once tamed a unicorn by offering it a sugar cube—it now follows them everywhere, leaving a trail of sparkles.

VortexSMP

Survival

VortexSMP is a survival multiplayer server meant to have a friendly community with custom features. We are currently looking for a staff team that is willing to help out with current and future server development. Join in today to be apart of a BRAND NEW survival experience!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	98/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	1	Celestial Beings Befriended:	1
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	1	Runes Activated:	5

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

MCMP | Vanilla SMP Server 1.20.4

BUILD, Buildfree, Community, Communitysurvival, Create, Creative, Freebuild, Noclaims, Nogrief, Nogriefsurvival, Ogminecraft, Popular, Populated, Shop, Survival, Trade, Vanilla, Vanillasurvival

Welcome to MCMP, a completely vanilla freebuild anti-grief survival mode server that has been running for over 5 years.

MCMP is home to a welcoming community of players and admins, as we allow players to build whatever, whenever and wherever they like, as long as they don’t mess with other people’s things.

All of this…without the worry of grief! (All griefs that occur on the server can be rolled back in seconds!)

So come on the server and check the place out, there are some crazy cool things players have built over the years while the server has been up!

So please, make yourself at home and enjoy MCMP

Version: 1.20.4

IP: mcmp.tk

Server Rules:Respect other players on the server.Respect Staff Members and their decisions. (They are trying their best)Don’t grief other players builds. (That includes, Stealing, Breaking Blocks Others Have Placed and Lava/Water Flooding/)Keep the chat clean. No harassment, advertising, abuse.No hacks or cheats of any kind. If you are wondering about specific mods, please ask a staff member.We have a strict no grief policy here at MCMP. All griefs are rolled back and players responsible will face PERMANENT bans!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	107/1000	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3
Cosmic Pies Baked:	7	Powerful Allies Recruited:	7

Random Fact: Wild Fact: Every time a mimic chest is discovered, it doubles the amount of loot in the next treasure found.

Red Obsidian SMP -> Modded | Java 1.19.2 | Seasonal Updates

Discord, Exploration, Explore, java, Modded, Modified, Modpack, Nochatreports, Noclaims, smp, Survival, Whitelist, Whitelisted

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YOU MUST BE WHITELISTED VIA OUR DISCORD TO PLAY

This is both for security reasons (like griefing prevention) and because all of our community functions are done through our Discord server. So join us, you have only to gain! (Click the “Community Discord” button above for an invite.)

Welcome to Red Obsidian SMP! We are a fairly small, heavily modded SMP server with a closely knit community. We have our own custom modpack that we play on, and seasonal world resets and updates to keep the server fresh for both old and new players.

What You Should Know:1. Our world resets every so often in “seasons”, but archived worlds will be available to you.2. We have no claims. But stealing and griefing are still prohibited unless you declare war.3. Exploration is highly encouraged. We have the Lootr mod so that you can almost always get loot.4. You can make your own team on our Discord with special benefits, or join an existing team.5. There is NO pay-to-win anything on this server. Only a few cosmetic benefits for server boosters.6. We have No Chat Reports installed. You won’t have to deal with Mojang’s chat filter.7. Have fun! That’s the most important part. 😉

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	100/100	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.1 / 5
Lost Souls Rescued:	3	Shadow Cloaks Sewn:	1
Haunted Mines Explored:	3	Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

Team PNG

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

F2P Minecraft Server – Be respectful and have fun! Java: play.teampng.com Bedrock: bedrock.teampng.com

No Stealing anything from any other player. No Griefing without prior permission. Don’t Destroy other players builds or items without prior permission. No Squatting.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	3	Invisible Walls Found:	3
Ether Blades Crafted:	15	Evil Twin Fights:	2

Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

PlotPlay

Economy, Factions, PvE, PvP, Survival

We cordially invite you to the PlotPlay.pl server On the server you will find: ・Custom 5000×5000 grid map with various dungeon structures. ・Customowe moby. ・Lucky blocki. ・Kingdoms (create your kingdom and fight for domination). ・Easier tree felling. ・Many updates. ・Nice and helpful administration. Earn coins by mining ores: ・By mining raw materials such as coal, iron, diamonds and netherite, there is a chance that you will additionally mine coins thanks to which you can purchase many interesting items with the /rank command!

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	101/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	4	Love Letters Sent:	17
Falling into the Void:	2	Astral Mages Summoned:	4

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

Express Box

Creative, Factions, KitPvP, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival Games

We strive to make Express Box unique compared to other servers. Therefore we have created a state of the art PvP-Enabled map including medieval themed builds such as castles and towers. We have also mixed in multiple other biomes to increate the originality of the server.

Box PvP KEEP INVENTORY

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	99/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Immortal Potions Brewed:	13	Herobrine Sightings:	1
Dragonfire Shields Forged:	8	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Drinking witch’s brew in the middle of a storm can sometimes summon a giant frog—totally unplanned!

CreeperGames

Economy, Hardcore, MCMMO, Survival, Vanilla

We are CreeperGames, a Minecraft network for Java and Bedrock version, we’ll see you there https://discord.gg/7zSNpMs8BP

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	91/100	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Godly Talismans Bestowed:	20	Magic Crystals Found:	20
Cuddly Creatures Pet:	18	Parallel Universes Unraveled:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Oasisverse

Roleplay

The best Minecraft modern life server in the world. You can drive a car, live in a spacious mansion, and fly around the world with your friends. You can experience the prosperity of the world in the main cyberpunk city, and grow your favorite vegetables on the farm with your family. And fruit, man, put on the gun, and fight with the enemy in the streets, come to our server and enjoy, love you Oasisverse teamcontact us Discord;CeaserNotFound

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	97/600	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Fabled Crowns Discovered:	8	Curse of Binding Applied:	4
Enchanted Forests Planted:	4	Infinity Gauntlets Forged:	2

Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

VoiceChat Server Play.airforce

Anarchy, Bukkit, Proximitychat, smp, Survival, Vanilla, VOICE, Voicechat, Voicechatmod

Airforce Anarchy is a 8-year old Minecraft server with no moderation, supporting both Java and Bedrock versions, and welcoming cracked and premium players. It features 24/7 live streaming of player activities and has a voice chat server at ip: voicechat.play.airforce.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	94/100	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Mysterious Portals Opened:	7	Cuddly Creatures Pet:	37
Endless Night Skies:	5	Alternate Realities Explored:	3

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

Ciphersky

Economy, Survival

Ciphersky is a 100% non pay to win Minecraft SMP server. That focuses on giving you a great SMP experience. We do not sell any items on our store that will give someone a advantage over other players. We offer a free unlimited land claiming system. Awesome custom enchants and daily, weekly & monthly log in rewards

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	93/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Invisible Walls Found:	4	Fairy Circles Danced In:	11
Phantom Horses Ridden:	4	Sunfire Helmets Forged:	9

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

AyorMc

Bedwars, Mini Games, Parkour, PvP, Survival

Ayormc is a Minecraft network with tons of game modes for you to play and enjoy!

We don’t ruin our game modes with pay2win features like the majority of the competition.

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	95/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	1	Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	1

Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

TxcBoxpvp

PvP

THIS SERVER IS ONLY BOXPVP SERVER 1.20.1 so much fun with friends with friends enjoys <3 with friends enjoys <3 enjoys <3

Updated October 30, 2024

Players:	104/800	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Voidwalker Blades Crafted:	8	Cursed Amulets Found:	2
Astral Amulets Crafted:	36	Nightmare Scenarios Survived:	2

Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player once brewed a potion that made their pet bunny fly—it’s now the most popular bunny in the skies.