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Players: | 102/900 | Votes: | 8510 |
Rating: | 4.7 / 5 | ||
Cozy Campfires Lit: | 15 | Players Killed by Monsters: | 9241 |
Mines Excavated: | 1158 | Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 2 |
Unicorn Parades Witnessed: | 3 | Ghostly Villagers Traded With: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 1 | Celestial Events Witnessed: | 2 |
Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 3 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 3 |
Magic Wands Crafted: | 19 | Unholy Rituals Interrupted: | 2 |
Mysterious Obelisks Activated: | 2 | Heroic Deeds Celebrated: | 9 |
In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.
Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.
So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!