Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 24, 2024

Players: 96/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Mimic Chests Discovered: 3 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 7
Cursed Swords Broken: 2 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
Elemental Crystals Collected: 24 Blood Moons Survived: 0
Cursed Statues Activated: 1 Eldritch Scrolls Read: 3
Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 3 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4

Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • The Seed

    The Seed

    The Seed was created with one thing in mind – Minecraft. For the players that are looking for a server that has countless custom-coded features, The Seed isn’t for you. While we do have custom features, our goal is to keep The Seed simple and community-based for those that just want to play Minecraft with friends. So, here’s what we offer:– Player Shops | Anybody and everybody is allowed to create their own shop – Player Warps | Once you are a Nomad (play for one hour), you can create public warps – User-Friendly Land Claiming | Protect your property with ease – Rank promotions for playing on the server | Each Rank has it’s own upgrades – Pets | Every player is able to tame their own pet by killing any animal with a lead – Player-Driven Economy | The Seed sells a limited amount of items at it’s shop. Go buy and sell from other players! – Friendly Community | Although we are a new server, we encourage our future players to be mature, respectful, and friendly!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 104/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Heroic Deeds Celebrated: 6 Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 6
    Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15 Haunted Mines Explored: 3
    Cursed Statues Activated: 4 Powerful Allies Recruited: 8
    Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 1
    Void Armor Forged: 12 Rune Stones Activated: 7

    Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

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  • Imagine Fun

    Imagine Fun

    Welcome to Imagine Fun.The most realistic Disneyland in Anaheim recreation you can possibly imagine. Tons of players and tons of items to collect and trade! Come try out all of the rides and meet new friends.

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 15 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 18
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 3 Dimension Hops: 5
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 3
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 1 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 2

    Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • DeathZone Network

    DeathZone Network

    3) NON-PREMIUM and PREMIUM + ALL VERSIONS [1.7x – 1.20x] -> ENTRY TUTORIAL: https://youtu.be/YdPx2zaN5iU-> IP NORMAL: deathzone.net | Puerto: 25565 -> IP BEDROCK: deathzone.net | Puerto : 19132 -> STORE: https://tienda.deathzone.net/ -> DISCORD: https://discord.deathzone.net/

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Infinite Doors Opened: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 8
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 3 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 3 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 2
    Wilderness Tamed: 11 Celestial Crowns Worn: 2
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 480 Magic Crystals Found: 17

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

    New Minecraft Server
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  • OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft Survival

    OrchardCraft is a family-friendly simple SMP community. It’s a perfect survival where you can meet new friends, establish your player shops, relax, and hang out! We have tons of high-quality features that you will enjoy. There are in-game ranks and resource worlds for you to collect extra loot. What are you waiting for? Come check us out!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 100/900 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Runes Activated: 7
    Alien Abductions: 3 Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Living Shadows Defeated: 1
    Astral Orbs Gathered: 11 Cursed Villages Purged: 1
    Sunfire Helmets Forged: 4 Backwards Speech Heard: 6

    Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

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  • Rede Saint

    Rede Saint

    Introducing Redesaint’s Minecraft Servers!Survival Refuge: This server is the perfect choice for those looking for an exciting Minecraft adventure. Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play from version 1.12! Survival Refuge offers everything a player needs to survive in the world of Minecraft, including special artifacts, clans, McMMO, warfare, special events, online store, land protection, tournaments, market and much more! Enjoy all the fun and excitement of a survival server with friends or alone.Rankup Space: Compatible with Java and Bedrock versions, pirated and original, you can play on Rankup from version 1.8 to 1.19.3! This server is perfect for those looking for an exciting challenge, with exclusive features such as a rank system, special mines, special mining pickaxe, plot system, virtual store, war, special events, clans and much more! Challenge yourself and reach the top of the rankings with your friends and other players.IP: redesaint.com Port for BEDROCK: 19133Site: https://redesaint.com Discord: https://redesaint.com/discord

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 92/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Holy Grails Found: 3 Dimension Hops: 6
    Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 9 Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 195
    Wailing Winds Heard: 4 Arcane Towers Raised: 3
    Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2 Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 2
    Divine Scrolls Written: 10 Warrior Spirits Summoned: 22

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Rebirth of Balkan – Network

    Minecraft Rebirth of Balkan – Network Server ip: play.rebirthofbalkan.com Server forum: https://rebirthofbalkan.com/Minecraft/ Discord: https://discord.gg/SQxbFYs6t7 Minecraft version: 1.8-1.20x Since: 2011Servers: Survival SkyBlock Hub OneBlock PrisonCome, we are waiting for you!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Astral Mages Summoned: 4
    Magical Familiars Summoned: 2 Meteorites Collected: 1
    Holy Grails Found: 1 Celestial Gardens Planted: 2
    Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2 Treasure Maps Found: 8
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 0 Rune Stones Activated: 8

    Random Fact: Crazy But True: Players have reported seeing Herobrine playing pranks with invisible walls—no one knows why.

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  • MineHeart

    MineHeart

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 1 Glorious Feasts Held: 10
    Soul Swords Wielded: 6 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 3 Dragon Scales Harvested: 286
    Herobrine Sightings: 9 New Chunks Explored: 307107
    Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 3

    Random Fact: Sweet Truth: Someone accidentally turned their cat into a living plushie—it’s now the softest thing on the server.

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  • Fairytales

    Fairytales

    Java IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Bedrock IP: mc.fairy-tales.uk Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/fairytalesFairytales SMP is a magical community server for everyone! With Fairy Origins for a modded server feel. Be the fairy of your dreams with different magical abilities such as flying around, permanent water breathing and the ability to survive in lava. There’s something for everyone!Grief Protected, Cross-Compatible Java and Bedrock Edition!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 107/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Unbreakable Chains Forged: 6
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 2 Shattered Realms Restored: 0
    Void Gems Collected: 34 Divine Spears Created: 16
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Immortal Anvils Forged: 7 Legendary Scepters Created: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The last phantom ship sighted was carrying a cargo of glow-in-the-dark kittens.

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  • Trollrace Network

    Trollrace Network

    Join DoniBobes on his newest Minecraft Network. Are you the Troll? or will you get trolled?Play online, and maybe you will be in Doni’s next YouTube Video

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/500 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Lost Artifacts Recovered: 2 Ores Mined: 1447
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 4 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 1
    Enchantments Applied: 72 Hidden Passages Discovered: 4
    Magic Crystals Found: 7 Alien Abductions: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • MCexp

    MCexp

    Minecraft Experience was born with the aim of bringing players together by creating a solid community based on mutual respect. we have various modes including: Vanilla Experience: If you’re looking for a quiet vanilla game where grief is forbidden and playing together is the basis of the mode, then this is for you! Staffers present 99% of the time, shops created in vanilla by the players, official server shop and every Sunday at 3pm a fantastic giveaway. SkyBlock Experience: Are you looking for a totally unique skyblock? Skyblock Experience is completely unique and spectacular! OpPrison: A one of a kind OpPrison, many ranks and a fantastic map!!!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Vanishing Items Found: 6 Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 2
    Phantom Ships Sailed: 1 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 0
    Villages Defended: 17 Endless Staircases Climbed: 2
    Royal Decrees Issued: 0 Unicorn Sightings: 0
    Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 4 Astral Mages Summoned: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

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  • BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft

    BrasilCraft Servers 100% Brazilian Version 1.8x – 1.20x Servers > IP: jogarbrasilcraft.com > Server Name: BrasilCraft > Server Version 1.8x – 1.20x > Servidor Slimefun > Facebook page: https://www.facebook.com/BrasilCraft > Discord Do Servidor: https://discord.gg/pzzfBB5f4H > Instagram: https://www.instagram.com/brasilcraft… >Twitter: https://twitter.com/_BrasilCraft_ >Site: https://www.brasilcraft.net >YouTube: https://www.youtube.com/@BrasilCraft

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 4 Glitched Entities Encountered: 5
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 1 Endermen Teleportation Errors: 2
    Phantom Horses Ridden: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 1
    Underground Cities Explored: 4 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 2
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 1 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • realme

    realme

    Finnish Minecraft server! From us you can find e.g. Survival, Battle Royale, Bounty Hunter and Finland’s best SkyWars!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 96/800 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Lost Souls Rescued: 3 Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 3
    Treasure Maps Found: 8 Warlock Pacts Sealed: 2
    Lunar Eclipses Witnessed: 2 Fabled Crowns Discovered: 5
    Endless Legions Commanded: 19 Arcane Towers Raised: 1
    Cursed Amulets Found: 4 Time-Warping Watches Found: 1

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • Dextrality

    Dextrality

    Welcome to this vast and exciting world, brave adventurer! But be careful, you can’t just walk around here like it’s nothing, as there are certain rules you must follow so you don’t end up being exiled from humanity, your land, and the world. So get ready to challenge your limits, explore incredible places and face epic challenges while following the rules and becoming a real hero of this great adventure!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Forbidden Grimoires Read: 7
    Gryphons Tamed: 2 Epic Quests Completed: 21
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 4 Enchantments Applied: 290
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 2 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4
    Dimensional Rifts Closed: 4 Spectral Entities Defeated: 6

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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  • Dragon Block Apollo

    Dragon Block Apollo

    1.7.10 Modded Server, please follow this installation guide: – https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=XlgzVBIYBywThe forefront of the Dragon Block server community! 1.2.5 / GT Update is now released and available for everyone to play! Check out our website for the full Change-Log! apollomcnetwork.net/dbchomeJoin our community of over 50,000 registered players along with over 10,000 Discord members, join today to experience the premiere Dragon Block Experience.– 240 Main Story Quests !Recently Revamped! – 6 Carefully created races !New Race Majin! – Human, Saiyan, Half-Saiyan, Namekian, Arcosian, and Majin – 7+ Forms per Race! – 4 Servers across North America (3) and Europe (1) – Multiplayer Questing! (Party / Co-Op Questing) !Recently Revamped! – Active player base – And Much More!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 101/800 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 31 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 13
    Cursed Taverns Survived: 4 Cursed Gauntlets Discovered: 4
    Meteorite Armor Created: 25 Divine Spears Created: 22
    Buildings Constructed: 31 Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 1
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 6

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: Unicorns on the server have been known to grant wishes!

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  • MineBox Network

    MineBox Network

    Do you need a high-performance Minecraft community? Join MineBox Network! We are the number one server in quality and modalities, we take our work very seriously to progress as much as possible. We have been online for more than 5 years!

    Updated September 24, 2024

    Players: 94/400 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Legendary Items Repaired: 4 Inescapable Mazes Solved: 4
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 2 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 16
    New Chunks Explored: 392453 Titanic Battles Fought: 30
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Reality Distortions Fixed: 1
    Potions Brewed: 166 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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