Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Backwards Speech Heard:	1	Fairy Circles Danced In:	6
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	2	Twisted Realms Survived:	1
Gods Slained:	0	Chaos Orbs Controlled:	17
Unholy Rituals Interrupted:	2	Crops Grown:	1436
Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2	Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Phantom blocks have a tendency to rearrange themselves into secret messages when no one’s looking.

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	97/900	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	4	Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3
Mystical Artifacts Crafted:	8	Void Armor Forged:	19
Interstellar Fungi Gathered:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Immortal Potions Brewed:	11	Treasure Maps Found:	2
Magic Scrolls Discovered:	7	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	5

Random Fact: Did you hear? The server’s haunted chests sometimes sing lullabies at night.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ships Captured:	3	Endless Mazes Conquered:	2
Leprechaun Gold Stolen:	1	Cozy Campfires Lit:	13
Phantom Knights Defeated:	2	Shadow Realms Conquered:	1
Elemental Temples Cleansed:	5	Dimension Hops:	7
Astral Orbs Gathered:	13	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Invisible Pathways Walked:	3	Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	5
Alien Abductions:	2	Mysterious Obelisks Activated:	4
Sentient Weapons Trained:	2	Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2
Cursed Statues Activated:	4	New Chunks Explored:	961792
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5	Endless Mazes Conquered:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	6	Astral Projections Made:	2
Herobrine Sightings:	9	Royal Courts Attended:	1
Crystal Palaces Visited:	1	Wilderness Tamed:	16
Haunted Mines Explored:	2	Mystic Runes Engraved:	4
Gods Slained:	2	Godly Talismans Bestowed:	12

Random Fact: Magical Fact: A player once brewed a potion that turned their pet into a talking companion—it always knows just what to say.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	17	Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	2
Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	3	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	3
Secret Libraries Discovered:	5	New Chunks Explored:	825862
Spectral Entities Defeated:	1	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	4	Horror Stories Survived:	3

Random Fact: Crazy But True: Someone once caught a cosmic hamster, and now it’s the server’s unofficial mascot!

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/900	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Blood Moons Survived:	1	Emeralds Found:	7688
Falling into the Void:	0	Friendship Bracelets Exchanged:	49
Warrior Spirits Summoned:	16	Shadow Realms Conquered:	0
Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2	Dragon Scales Harvested:	338
Players Killed by Monsters:	6285	Darkness Engulfments Escaped:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Cursed Diamonds Mined:	1	Celestial Dragons Tamed:	2
Dimensional Collapse Prevented:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	0
Portal Loops Escaped:	1	Mines Excavated:	4535
Legendary Items Repaired:	3	Lost Artifacts Recovered:	4
Immortal Potions Brewed:	5	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	259

Random Fact: True Story: Someone actually managed to craft a god-killer bow using only cursed artifacts—talk about a paradox!

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered:	3	Enchanted Forests Planted:	4
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	5	Magical Frogs Kissed:	1
Enchanted Armories Found:	3	Ancient Guardians Awoken:	2
Rune Stones Activated:	12	Necronomicon Pages Collected:	2
Evil Portals Destroyed:	1	Omnipotent Charms Created:	3

Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	99/500	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Enchanted Armories Found:	9	Quantum Bards Serenaded:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	6	Haunted Mirrors Gazed Into:	1
Vanishing Items Found:	5	Astral Mages Summoned:	1
Forgotten Legends Remembered:	8	Volcanoes Explored:	3
Glorious Feasts Held:	14	Eldritch Beasts Summoned:	1

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Magical Beanstalks Grown:	3	Shattered Realms Restored:	0
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	0	Portal Loops Escaped:	2
Magical Ponies Rescued:	4	Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured:	2
Whispering Shadows Heard:	0	Farms Harvested:	412
Mines Excavated:	3116	Alternate Realities Explored:	2

Random Fact: Lovely Lore: A friendship bracelet once turned into a glowing beacon—now it lights the way for adventurers at night.

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/300	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed:	3	Epic Battles Fought:	5
Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2	Ghost Miner’s Tools Found:	6
Gods Slained:	2	Eclipse Rings Activated:	3
Gnome Villages Protected:	10	Chimeras Created:	2
Love Letters Sent:	14	Enchantments Applied:	171

Random Fact: Did you know? When a reality-bending puzzle is solved, it sometimes turns nearby players into walking marshmallows.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	107/200	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	5.0 / 5
Living Shadows Defeated:	3	Enchantments Applied:	122
Curse of Binding Applied:	1	Mythical Creatures Tamed:	5
Ancient Guardians Awoken:	1	Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	3
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	2	Dragon Eggs Found:	9269
Players Killed by Monsters:	5834	Eldritch Scrolls Read:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A friendship bracelet exchange led to the discovery of a hidden portal—turns out, it opens to a world full of fluffy bunnies.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/200	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Infinity Stones Found:	6	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	3
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	13	Arcane Secrets Unlocked:	25
Ancient Ruins Explored:	4	Epic Mounts Acquired:	2
Enchanted Weapons Reforged:	9	Mythical Swords Crafted:	71
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	3	Eternal Flames Captured:	3

Random Fact: Fun Fact: Cozy campfires are rumored to attract wandering gods who just want to share a story.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	104/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Cosmic Hamsters Found:	6	Living Statues Befriended:	2
Players Killed by Monsters:	5036	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Demonic Pacts Formed:	2
Mythical Quests Completed:	42	Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found:	2
Royal Decrees Issued:	5	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

Hypersteal

Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Hypersteal is a Public Minecraft Network open to both Java and Bedrock players! Come join one of our servers, like Lifesteal (And survival is coming soon), which are always full of unique features and plugins to explore and try. We hope to see you soon on play.hypersteal.net (Bedrock Port: 19132 )

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	102/900	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.5 / 5
Epic Mounts Acquired:	6	Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	5
Blood-Forged Axes Created:	7	Underground Cities Explored:	3
Horror Stories Survived:	1	Volcanoes Explored:	1
Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	1	Magical Familiars Summoned:	1
Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	8	Emeralds Found:	1753

Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!