Minecraft SMP: /ftt/ – Mining and Memes Party

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Welcome to our Minecraft SMP server, where we don’t just build, we fap together! Join us for some lewd discussions and share your favorite fapping and schlicking techniques.

In this Size Difference edition, we celebrate all shapes and sizes, because let’s be real, size doesn’t matter when it comes to Minecraft skills.

Join us for a wild ride filled with outrageous stories, like the time someone built a giant schlong tower that reached the sky, or when a player accidentally spawned a horde of horny villagers.

So come on, grab your pickaxe and join us for a fapping good time on our Minecraft SMP server!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	109/1000	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Reality-Warping Charms Crafted:	4	Unholy Beasts Tamed:	2
Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	1	Shadow Daggers Crafted:	34
Corrupted Trees Chopped:	1	Reality Distortions Fixed:	2
Dragon Eggs Found:	3865	Soulbound Rings Equipped:	5
Arcane Towers Raised:	3	Mythical Swords Crafted:	72

Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

NAVELYA

PvP

NAVELYA NETWORK Our server is a server played within the scope of PvP. If you have just started our server, use the (/kit) command. You Can Use It To Kill Other Players And Take Their Sets. You Can Enter Places in the PvP Area and Strengthen Your Set You can review our server. 1.16.5x 1.20.4

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	91/200	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Powerful Allies Recruited:	6
Undead Armies Raised:	1	Titan Hearts Harvested:	4
Invisible Pathways Walked:	7	Magic Crystals Found:	11
Divine Relics Bestowed:	9	Phoenix Feathers Found:	11
Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	4	Warlock Pacts Sealed:	0

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

CedarMC

Cross-Play, Earth, Economy, Factions, LifeSteal, Survival, Towny

The ZedarMC community is a very friendly one, and our staff is always available to help you. We are also a crossplay network, which means we support Bedrock Edition.ZedarMC has a variety of gamemodes ranging from peaceful to competitive, so you can always have fun and vibe! Survival SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Earth SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Lifesteal SMP 1.13 – 1.20 Oneblock 1.13 – 1.20 Skyblock 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]

Prison 1.13 – 1.20 [Coming Soon]IP: ms.zedarmc.com Bedrock Port: 19132 Discord: discord.gg/zedar

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/800	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Endless Minecart Rides Taken:	4	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	1
Epic Shields Constructed:	32	Soul Swords Wielded:	2
Divine Scrolls Written:	6	Love Letters Sent:	12
Gorgon Shields Crafted:	3	Gods Slained:	2
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	1	Astral Projections Made:	2

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

EYServer

Cross-Play, LifeSteal, Pixelmon, Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Vanilla

The official Minecraft server for the YouTuber Eystreem who has over 7 million subscribers and 100 million monthly viewers! The server has a Survival SMP gamemode based on update 1.20 with grief protection and a Prison gamemode that contains custom pickaxe enchantments, pets, minions, prison cell islands, and more!Join IP: mcs.eyserver.com (Java and Bedrock)Claim FREE bundle on our store! https://store.eyserver.com

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	93/500	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered:	3	Zombie Dances:	5
Legendary Titles Earned:	2	Unicorn Parades Witnessed:	2
Warlock Pacts Sealed:	1	Emeralds Found:	9066
Reality Warps Survived:	1	Enchanted Tomes Discovered:	66
Enchanted Forests Planted:	12	Living Statues Befriended:	1

Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

Foxcraft

Cross-Play, Economy, OneBlock, Parkour, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Foxcraft is a Minecraft Server Network that has been around since 2011 and provides it’s playerbase with multiple classic gamemodes like Prison, Skyblock, Survival, Creative, and more! All of our gamemodes feature custom additions to keep things interesting and modern. We also provide custom gamemodes like Kingdoms (a custom take on the popular factions gamemode) and we like to run a wide variety of events.Our gamemodes: – Oneblock – Kingdoms – Skyblock – Prison – Creative – Survival – Parkour [NEW]Player Statistics: https://www.mcfoxcraft.com/stats/ IP: play.foxcraft.net Forums: www.mcfoxcraft.com Store: store.foxcraft.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	110/200	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Cursed Biomes Uncovered:	6	Phantom Blocks Placed:	10
Dimensional Rifts Closed:	2	Potions Brewed:	46
Astral Mages Summoned:	2	Cursed Statues Activated:	4
Zombie Dances:	9	Wilderness Tamed:	20
Evil Twin Fights:	1	Paranormal Events Investigated:	2

Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

Dreamerz Network

Anarchy, Economy, LifeSteal, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	105/100	Uptime:	98%
Rating:	4.3 / 5
Orbs of Power Found:	10	Dark Rituals Completed:	7
Divine Spears Created:	19	Forbidden Doors Opened:	1
Royal Decrees Issued:	3	Elemental Crystals Collected:	50
Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1	Unseen Monsters Slain:	3
Buildings Constructed:	27	Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	8

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

SunRealms

Economy, Mini Games, OneBlock, Prison, PvE, Roleplay, Skyblock

SunRealms is a server with a very friendly community where staff is always ready to help you on your journey. The server features gamemodes like Generators, Dungeons, Prisons and with more coming soon! » Server IP: mp.sunrealms.net » Bedrock Port: 19132 » Discord: discord.gg/sunrealms – BEDROCK SUPPORTED We are a crossplay network, which means we support both Java Edition and Bedrock Edition. You can play on all devices such as PC, Phone, iPad, Switch, Xbox and more!» Generators » Dungeons » Prison » Coming Soon

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	98/500	Uptime:	95%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered:	2	Celestial Events Witnessed:	4
Vanishing Structures Built:	1	Arcane Towers Raised:	1
Chaos Gates Opened:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	3
Meteorite Armor Created:	15	Reality Distortions Fixed:	1
Goblin Markets Raided:	5	Holy Grails Found:	3

Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

Ace MC

Cross-Play, Economy, PvE, PvP, Survival, Survival Games, Vanilla

Welcome to our BRAND NEW 1.20 Survival Server! BEDROCK COMPATIBLE! It’s just been released, and we couldn’t be more excited to have you join us on this incredible journey!IP: mc.acemc.co Bedrock Port: 19132Join our Discord community at discord.acemc.org and become a part of the Ace MC family. We’re not just a server; we’re a place where you can make new friends, create your very own warps, find your dream job, build your wealth, unwind, and simply have a blast! We’d love for you to be one of our original pioneers and experience the magic from the very beginning.If you’re in search of the perfect place to enjoy pure survival gameplay, connect with like-minded individuals, and have an amazing time, look no further! Our server boasts a warm and welcoming community, a robust land-claim system to protect your creations, custom fishing and farming experiences that’ll have you hooked, as well as an array of engaging quests and ranks. It’s everything you need for a fantastic adventure!Come on in, and let’s make unforgettable memories together!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/700	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Dragon Eggs Hatched:	3	Flesh-Eating Plants Grown:	2
Cursed Artifacts Recovered:	28	Astral Amulets Crafted:	40
Mineshafts Explored:	3	Giant Mushrooms Cultivated:	7
Towns Built:	1	Unbreakable Curses Broken:	1
Zombie Dances:	4	Infinity Stones Found:	3

Random Fact: Wholesome Truth: A player discovered a hidden cave full of glowing crystals—it’s now a popular spot for quiet reflection and wonder.

CraftYourTown

Cross-Play, Parkour, PvE, PvP, Skyblock, Survival, Towny

CraftYourTown: Build Your Dream World!Bedrock IP is the same as Java, use port 19132Welcome to CraftYourTown, the best Minecraft server for adventurers like you! Join our friendly community of builders, crafters, and explorers, and let your creativity soar! Design amazing towns, embark on epic quests, and discover hidden treasures with your new pals. With lag-free gameplay, awesome events, and regular updates, there’s always something exciting to do! So grab your pickaxe, put on your adventurer’s hat, and come create magic at CraftYourTown!Why Join? Creative builders, crafters, and explorers, welcome! Endless adventures and epic quests await you! Keep Inventory is enabled, no losing all your progress! Design incredible towns and explore with friends! Battle custom mobs and unlock unique gadgets! Custom tools and stylish cosmetic skins to stand out! Be part of a community where your voice matters!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	106/300	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Animals Bred:	152	Evil Twin Fights:	1
Phantom Horses Ridden:	1	Ancient Relics Unearthed:	270
Lost Cities Unearthed:	5	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	2
Doomsday Clocks Constructed:	0	Phantom Ships Sailed:	5
Haunted Strongholds Conquered:	1	Crystal Palaces Visited:	1

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player found a magic mirror that gives daily compliments—it’s the most popular mirror on the server.

InvadedLands

KitPvP, Skyblock, Survival

InvadedLands is a network which consists of the following gamemodes:* KitPvP * Skyblock * SurvivalTo learn more, visit our website at invadedlands.net, or join the server at invadedlands.net!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	100/600	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.0 / 5
Haunted Chests Opened:	3	Meteorites Collected:	1
Phantom Ships Sailed:	2	Chaos Gates Opened:	0
Zombie Dances:	2	Divine Spears Created:	11
Celestial Beings Befriended:	4	Heroic Oaths Sworn:	23
Heavenly Choirs Heard:	7	Treasure Maps Found:	1

Random Fact: Fun Fact: A catgirl once traded her friendship bracelet for an ancient relic—best decision ever.

Safe Survival

PvE, PvP, Survival, Vanilla

Come join the best Semi Vanilla Survival Server! Keep Inventory – SMP – Land Claims – Community! Supports Bedrock / Java Crossplay! We are a non-hub server that offers a quick start to play multiplayer Minecraft survival in a single player-like setting and run a high end server to ensure there is no lag.Number 1 Rated Semi-Vanilla Server on MCSL for over 6 years!Survival has never been easier to start, you can begin right away after walking 200 blocks from spawn or using the random teleport provided. You no longer have to worry about spawning in a massive hub or spending a half hour figuring out how to play survival. Our spawn is a very simple, but useful place filled with item shops, warps, and more!We have Grief Prevention Land Claiming, and use the additional commands spawn, sethome, and home so you can get back to your build whenever you want. Keep inventory is on.Safe Survival has a welcoming, kind, and social community. We want to provide a fun and classic Minecraft experience where you can build and explore like you’re in single player. Our server is filled with the beautiful builds made by our players who will share your love for the game.Over 400000 players have joined!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/100	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.9 / 5
Dragon Scales Harvested:	158	Moonlit Rituals Performed:	1
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Horror Stories Survived:	1
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	1	Dimension Hops:	13
Magical Frogs Kissed:	3	Ghostly Villagers Traded With:	2
Mineshafts Explored:	1	Rune Stones Activated:	2

Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Gnome villages are protected by invisible walls that only activate when someone says “magic beans.”

SwanCraft

PvE, Survival, Vanilla

Spread your wings and fly home to SwanCraft!In a world full of soulless Minecraft Networks and “one-size-fits-all” hub servers, SwanCraft aims to give you something different: a place to call home. Our close-knit community is ready to welcome you into our family!–Features– With Semi-Van Nostalgic SMP Play Style Close-knit Community Collectible Series Events Grief Prevention NO economy plugins – Economy is entirely item basedNO Towny | NO MCMMO | NO Factions | NO Keep Inventory | NO Chat Reporting WE ARE NOT A HUB SERVER

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	90/700	Uptime:	96%
Rating:	4.2 / 5
Secret Passages Found:	7	Hedge Mazes Navigated:	5
Necronomicon Pages Collected:	7	Witch’s Brew Drunk:	15
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	9	Tesseract Cubes Discovered:	3
Battle Standards Raised:	8	Endless Night Skies:	2
Enchantments Applied:	231	Meteor Showers Witnessed:	2

Random Fact: Magical Trivia: One player managed to defeat an epic boss with nothing but enchanted breadsticks—no joke!

Performium

Factions, MCMMO, Mini Games, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Join in the first public Minecraft Among Us in Minecraft server! Play as the imposter or a crewmate. Complete tasks and win, or kill all crewmates in order to survive! We also have Randomizer and Regular UHC, and many more minigames! Join YouTubers DoniBobes and RGA Minecraft on a server where you can get free ranks, play with youtubers, and much more!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	94/400	Uptime:	100%
Rating:	4.6 / 5
Endless Mazes Solved:	2	Phantom Ships Sailed:	2
Divine Spears Created:	14	Forbidden Relics Collected:	1
Pockets of Chaos Discovered:	3	Lunar Scepters Activated:	7
Lunar Eclipses Witnessed:	3	Alternate Realities Explored:	1
Astral Orbs Gathered:	19	Werewolf Howls Heard:	3

Random Fact: Magical Fact: Someone once enchanted their fireplace to tell bedtime stories—now it’s the coziest spot in any house.

PokeLeague

Economy, Pixelmon, Survival

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	95/400	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Enchantments Applied:	232	Reality-Bending Puzzles Solved:	2
Hidden Sanctuaries Discovered:	3	Mines Excavated:	1442
Ores Mined:	517	Hidden Passages Discovered:	3
Mystic Runes Engraved:	3	Astral Orbs Gathered:	16
Players Killed by Monsters:	3321	Spectral Entities Defeated:	7

Random Fact: Heartwarming Lore: A player once found a lost puppy that turned out to be a shape-shifting dragon—it now guards their treasure chest.

PotionMc

LifeSteal

PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!PotionMC is a new Minecraft Lifesteal SMP with much fun stuff to do. We have custom plugins and items in-game for you to never ever get bored, Thanks for helping us!

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	108/700	Uptime:	97%
Rating:	4.8 / 5
Soul Contracts Signed:	4	Magic Items Found:	8304
Haunted Redstone Contraptions Built:	2	Elemental Temples Cleansed:	3
Wishing Wells Wished Upon:	14	Cursed Gauntlets Discovered:	6
Eldritch Medallions Worn:	15	Whimsical Tea Parties Held:	7
Time-Traveling Monkeys Met:	1	Vampire Cloaks Sewn:	3

Random Fact: Whimsical Fact: A player built a house entirely out of enchanted marshmallows—soft, sweet, and always smells like vanilla.

Arefy Network

Prison, PvP, Skyblock, Survival

Arefy Network is a network of Minecraft servers that has been around since January of 2014. We have experience with hosting fun, popular Minecraft servers!Our current servers: – Prison – SkyBlock – SurvivalJoin now at arefy.net

Updated September 21, 2024

Players:	92/1000	Uptime:	99%
Rating:	4.7 / 5
Unsolvable Puzzles Solved:	3	Mystery Villagers Spotted:	3
Heroic Deeds Celebrated:	13	Magical Ponies Rescued:	4
Runes Activated:	4	Forgotten Legends Remembered:	10
Ethereal Couriers Hired:	2	Unicorn Sightings:	1
Spells Gone Horribly Wrong:	6	Celestial Blades Sharpened:	6

Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.