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Players: | 93/300 | Votes: | 7388 |
Rating: | 4.1 / 5 | ||
Whimsical Tea Parties Held: | 7 | Love Letters Sent: | 15 |
Unseen Monsters Slain: | 8 | Reality Warps Survived: | 0 |
Voidwalker Blades Crafted: | 11 | Hidden Villages Discovered: | 2 |
Magical Frogs Kissed: | 2 | Enchanted Armories Found: | 6 |
Epic Bosses Defeated: | 1 | Dungeon Sieges Launched: | 10 |
Invisible Pathways Walked: | 6 | Dimensional Collapse Prevented: | 1 |
Endless Legions Commanded: | 41 | Cursed Scrolls Read: | 5 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.
But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?
So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!