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Players: | 103/1000 | Votes: | 2134 |
Rating: | 4.9 / 5 | ||
Glorious Feasts Held: | 18 | Phantom Blocks Placed: | 9 |
Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 6 | Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: | 2 |
Towns Built: | 7 | Mimic Chests Discovered: | 4 |
Meteor Showers Witnessed: | 2 | Chimeras Created: | 3 |
Lava Oceans Crossed: | 2 | Time-Traveling Monkeys Met: | 1 |
Titanic Relics Retrieved: | 3 | Dragon Eggs Found: | 6979 |
Cursed Artifacts Recovered: | 15 | Dragonfire Shields Forged: | 10 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found a secret dungeon filled with rare lewds and enchanted schlickin’ tools. Legend has it that those who reach the end of the dungeon will be granted unlimited fap power for eternity.
But that’s not all! We also have a special edition called “I can fix her edition”, where players can show off their redstone skills by creating elaborate contraptions to impress their fellow fappers. Who needs a diamond sword when you can have a redstone-powered schlickin’ machine?
So come on, join us in our quest for lewds, fappin’, and schlickin’ on our Minecraft SMP. Who knows what treasures and adventures await you in our world of fapping together!