Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 109/500 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.9 / 5
Mines Excavated: 1146 Soul Contracts Signed: 4
Blood-Forged Axes Created: 12 Glorious Feasts Held: 14
Emeralds Found: 6569 New Chunks Explored: 197059
Dimensional Collapse Prevented: 1 Ether Blades Crafted: 16
Ancient Guardians Awoken: 3 Unique Catgirls Spotted: 9

Random Fact: Surprising But True: The last rainstorm ended with a double rainbow and a pot of gold—it’s now a community treasure.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Magic Scrolls Discovered: 9 Ethereal Couriers Hired: 3
    Dragonkin Hatched: 2 Crystal Wands Charged: 16
    Nightmare Scenarios Survived: 3 Infinity Stones Found: 6
    Demonic Pacts Formed: 1 Forbidden Relics Collected: 1
    Zombie Dances: 0 Mystic Runes Engraved: 2

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Fact: A player once found a cozy campfire that tells bedtime stories—perfect for winding down after a day of quests.

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/300 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 0 Chaos Orbs Controlled: 22
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 8 Crystal Wands Charged: 13
    Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Unique Catgirls Spotted: 10 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 9
    Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 0 Rainbows Spotted: 9

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/300 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 1 Eternal Flames Captured: 5
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 2 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 17
    Dark Rituals Completed: 7 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 2
    Mythical Relics Collected: 13 Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 7 Curse of Binding Applied: 2

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/300 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 3 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Endless Legions Commanded: 33
    Runic Tablets Deciphered: 30 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 15
    Void Armor Forged: 25 Ender Pearl Glitches: 4
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 202

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Cursed Statues Activated: 2 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Mythical Swords Crafted: 98 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 8
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 1 Forbidden Tomes Read: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 5 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 7
    Cursed Lands Purified: 10 Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1

    Random Fact: Cute Fact: A player found a baby dragon who thinks it’s a puppy—it even fetches sticks (and sometimes small trees).

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Mystical Amulets Crafted: 19 Quantum Bards Serenaded: 2
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 3 Secret Guilds Joined: 4
    Endless Mazes Solved: 1 Vanishing Structures Built: 3
    Dragon Eggs Found: 3072 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical But True: A player planted a garden of enchanted roses that sing—they’re the most beautiful alarm clocks ever.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Underground Cities Explored: 4
    Whispering Shadows Heard: 2 Gods Slained: 1
    Inescapable Mazes Solved: 2 Epic Battles Fought: 17
    Cursed Amulets Found: 5 Infernal Machines Built: 0
    Magic Items Found: 1194 Mineshafts Explored: 3

    Random Fact: Random Tidbit: Dragons here prefer tea parties over battles.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/200 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Chaos Emeralds Discovered: 6 Twisted Realms Survived: 2
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 10 Cursed Statues Activated: 2
    Phoenix Feathers Found: 7 Cursed Swords Broken: 3
    Royal Decrees Issued: 4 Cursed Diamonds Mined: 6
    Elemental Forces Harnessed: 11 Forbidden Tomes Read: 7

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • MommaDramaCraft

    MommaDramaCraft
    Looking for a Minecraft server that’s as drama-filled as a soap opera? Look no further! Join our server for a wild ride filled with twists and turns just like this family’s story.

    Just like this OP’s mother, our server is terminally ill…with excitement! Explore our vast world and uncover hidden treasures while dodging creepers and zombies. Who needs end of life care when you can respawn and keep on playing?

    Join now and show your siblings who’s boss by dominating in PvP battles and building the most epic structures. Don’t let anyone guilt trip you into helping out – on this server, it’s every player for themselves!

    So what are you waiting for? Come join the server where family drama takes a backseat to epic adventures and endless fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 92/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Eldritch Medallions Worn: 5 Evil Lairs Raided: 5
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 5 Dragons Tamed: 0
    Wilderness Tamed: 8 Secret Libraries Discovered: 4
    Glowing Eyes in the Dark: 6 Divine Relics Bestowed: 14
    Cozy Campfires Lit: 16 Endless Staircases Climbed: 0

    Random Fact: Truth or Myth: Ender Dragon reincarnations sometimes come back as friendly puppies—seriously!

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  • KremlinCraft Minecraft Server

    KremlinCraft Minecraft Server
    so, like, this server is like the ultimate place to be if you wanna join a cult of far-right Minecraft players, but, like, in a fun way, ya know?

    imagine this: you log on and suddenly you’re surrounded by a bunch of Russian bots, but they’re actually just really cool players who are super into building swastika-shaped houses and organizing rallies against villagers who don’t pay taxes.

    plus, like, the admin is this crazy Russian hacker who will give you unlimited diamonds if you can beat him in a game of vodka pong.

    join now for a wild ride of propaganda, fake news, and building walls to keep out the creepers!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.3 / 5
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 3 Dimension-Hopping Bunnies Found: 5
    Runes Activated: 8 Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 4
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Mineshafts Explored: 1
    Portal Loops Escaped: 1 Magic Crystals Found: 7
    Enchanted Armories Found: 10 Astral Staffs Crafted: 16

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown

    KyivCraft: Supply Line Showdown
    come join our epic minecraft server where we fight off the evil kyiv invaders who are trying to cut off our precious russian supply line! build epic bases, craft insane weapons, and team up with other players to defend against the kyiv threat. join now and show those pesky invaders who’s boss! #russiansupplyline #kyivinvaders #minecraftmadness

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/300 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 5.0 / 5
    Unbreakable Chains Forged: 2 Ores Mined: 6309
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 1 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Wailing Winds Heard: 1 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
    Duplicated Mobs Battled: 5 Unholy Rituals Interrupted: 2
    Animals Bred: 46 Mineshafts Explored: 1

    Random Fact: Adorable Lore: A player found a secret door that leads to a world of stuffed animals—it’s a cuddly paradise.

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  • CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited

    CraftyBlanketZzz – SleepyCraftersUnited
    u know what else can improve ur sleep and make u feel all warm and fuzzy inside? joining dis epic minecraft server! we got weighted blankets for ur virtual character to snuggle up with while u mine and craft ur way to victory. our study found that players who use our blankets have better sleep, use less in-game medication, and have an overall better mood. so come join us and experience the comfiest minecraft server ever!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/600 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Vanishing Structures Built: 5 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Endermen Teleportation Errors: 3 Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2
    Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 3 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 5
    Corrupted Trees Chopped: 5 Epic Battles Fought: 19

    Random Fact: Cute But True: Someone enchanted their shoes to sing lullabies—perfect for bedtime strolls.

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  • BRAZIL Network

    BRAZIL Network

    A KitPVP server! Please join my KitPVP server. It is still in development. There is not much going on at the moment, but you can join to see it in development! Actually, I do not recommend you join the empty server yet, I’m just trying to get the minimum requirement of 100 characters long. Idk why this is such a requirement but here we are, you’re most likely NOT gonna read this anyway. Are there any staff that are gonna see this? It’s just a test, I mean, it’s free. Anyway, think I have got the requirement by now, bye now!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 103/700 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Enchanted Forests Planted: 10 Ghost Trains Ridden: 0
    Mimic Chests Discovered: 2 Phantom Ships Sailed: 2
    Magical Carpet Rides Taken: 1 Endless Minecart Rides Taken: 5
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 35 Magical Moments Shared: 15
    Dragonfire Shields Forged: 6 Villages Defended: 5

    Random Fact: Did you know? The most recent world-altering spell accidentally turned a mountain into a giant chocolate cake.

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  • Chaotic Network

    Chaotic Network

    IP: mc-chaotic.net | At Chaotic we have a philosophy of not over-engineering gamemodes. This means we will bring a modern touch to classic gamemodes without taking away what made them originally great, valuing the community’s playstyle over guardrails. What kind of Minecraft Server is Chaotic

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 102/1000 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Astral Projections Made: 3 Cozy Campfires Lit: 8
    Secret Passages Found: 6 Endless Mazes Solved: 2
    Epic Mounts Acquired: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 1
    Vanishing Items Found: 5 Legendary Heroes Trained: 2
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 5 Shadow Daggers Crafted: 15

    Random Fact: Mystic Knowledge: The more celestial gardens you plant, the more likely you are to meet a wandering spirit.

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