Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 90/1000 Uptime: 100%
Rating: 4.8 / 5
Enchanted Forests Planted: 8 Demonic Pacts Formed: 2
Infinite Knowledge Scrolls Discovered: 2 Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 3
Astral Amulets Crafted: 15 Forbidden Relics Collected: 6
Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 1
Secret Libraries Discovered: 1 Wilderness Tamed: 5

Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server

    GazaGrieferz Minecraft Server
    Yo, yo, yo! You gotta join this cray cray Minecraft server, cuz it’s like a warzone up in here! We got IAF strikes happening left and right, but don’t worry, we’re just blowin’ up Gaza schools filled with pesky Hamas terrorists. And get this, those schools are also filled with pro-October 7 propaganda! Like, who even does that? But hey, it’s all good fun on this server, so come join the chaos and blow stuff up with us! It’s a blast, literally!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/400 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Potions Brewed: 171 Mystical Artifacts Crafted: 20
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 4 Disappearing Landscapes Witnessed: 1
    Reality Distortions Fixed: 1 Inverted Worlds Discovered: 0
    Dragon Hoards Looted: 2 Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 27

    Random Fact: Legendary Tale: A phantom knight once handed over a magical scroll in exchange for a cup of tea—how polite!

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  • Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server

    Sinwar’s Strike – Minecraft Server
    Yo, so like, on this epic Minecraft server, we got crazier stuff happenin’ than IDF checkin’ if Hamas leader Yahya Sinwar got taken out in a Gaza strike! You gotta join this server, cuz we got explosions bigger than TNT, mobs crazier than creepers, and loot more valuable than diamonds!

    One time, a player found a secret dungeon filled with enchanted gear and rare items, but they had to battle a giant zombie pigman with a diamond sword to claim the loot! And another time, a group of players built a massive rollercoaster that went through lava lakes and over mountains, only to have it hijacked by a gang of mischievous villagers!

    Join this server for the wildest adventures, the craziest builds, and the most epic battles you’ll ever experience in Minecraft! Trust me, you won’t regret it!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/600 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Volcanoes Explored: 1 Leprechaun Gold Stolen: 4
    Haunted Mines Explored: 3 Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 3
    Twisted Realms Survived: 2 Talking Trees Consulted: 6
    Towns Built: 3 Shadow Figures Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Hamsters Found: 4 Mythical Creatures Tamed: 1

    Random Fact: Fun Fact: An immortal potion once caused a player to grow flowers every time they sneezed!

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  • Pixel Perfect Moments

    Pixel Perfect Moments
    u wana join dis minecraft server cuz every time u take a photo it’s like u just won da lottery. like, u could be walkin around and BAM, u see a pig wearin a top hat ridin a chicken. dat’s da kinda crazy stuff dat happens on dis server. u neva know what u gonna see next. it’s like a magical land of wackiness and wonder. so come join us and take some epic pics dat u can show off to all ur friends. u won’t regret it, i promise.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 101/400 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Nether Portals Gone Wrong: 2 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 6 Cursed Taverns Survived: 3
    Titan Hearts Harvested: 3 Divine Spears Created: 20
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 3 Gnome Villages Protected: 9
    Unicorn Parades Witnessed: 3 Whispering Shadows Heard: 3

    Random Fact: Whimsy Alert: Zombie dances are the number one pastime here!

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  • Cannabis Dreamland Server

    Cannabis Dreamland Server
    so like, u know how sometimes u cant sleep cuz ur brain wont shut up? well this server is like the ultimate cure for that! we got all the best cannabis oil to help u sleep like a baby, and guess what? u wont be dumb the next day! join now and say goodbye to insomnia and hello to epic minecraft adventures! u wont regret it, trust me.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Dark Rituals Completed: 9 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4
    Emeralds Found: 7295 Rainbows Spotted: 2
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 0 Elemental Forces Harnessed: 7
    Voidwalker Blades Crafted: 7 Animals Bred: 194
    Ancient Relics Unearthed: 276 Enchantments Applied: 60

    Random Fact: Sweet But True: A player found a cuddly creature that hugs them every morning—it’s the best way to start the day.

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  • Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP

    Celestium SMP is a BRAND NEW server that currently offers a unique experience for survival Minecraft:

    Semi-Vanilla SMP {1.21.1+}: – NO WORLD RESETS – Lands Plugin – MCMMO – Custom dungeons/structures/world-gen – Cosmetic text and essential features for everyone – Player based economy

    We also have a dedicated discord server to help establish our server’s community: https://discord.gg/SQqPNBNvWT

    Anyone is allowed to join and if you have any questions just reply to this post or refer to our discord!

    See you on the server! 🙂

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 98/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Chaos Gates Opened: 0 Lost Artifacts Recovered: 4
    Teleportation Mishaps: 2 Astral Mages Summoned: 1
    Eternal Flames Captured: 7 Cursed Scrolls Read: 2
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 5
    Infinity Stones Found: 6 Dragon Eggs Found: 8053

    Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Techline Gaming Minecraft

    Techline Gaming Minecraft

    The community was made at the end of 2013 known with the high-quality servers and ran by it mature managers.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/300 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Magical Moments Shared: 27 Orbs of Power Found: 12
    Ethereal Dreams Experienced: 20 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 1 Enchantments Applied: 220
    Holy Grails Found: 2 Ender Pearl Glitches: 5
    Cursed Artifacts Recovered: 20 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 15

    Random Fact: Did you hear? Living statues can be befriended with a simple riddle—just hope they don’t ask you for one in return!

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  • 🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    🔥 GIFTS 🔥 ⚡BOSSES | QUESTS | EVENTS⚡ Minecraft server

    ❤️ BearLand Network ❤️ is a completely new project that stands out for its atmosphere, quality of work and responsive administration. Throughout the server you will see:

    – Beautiful buildings

    – Character leveling

    – Friends system

    – Lots of cosmetics!

    Using the BearCoin currency, which can be purchased on the website, you can buy various goodies and privileges. The more coins you purchase, the higher your rank! ⚜️

    We have cool modes:

    – Anarchy (1.20.4)

    – Bosses

    – AirDrops

    – Gold block

    – Star of the Edge

    – Buyer

    – Economy

    – Clans

    – Quests

    – Auction

    – Cosmetics

    – A world without wipes for donators

    – SkyPVP

    – Lucky blocks

    – Cosmetics

    – Duels

    – Auction

    – Clans

    – Competitions and tops

    ❤️ Our team works around the clock to help players, fix bugs, build incredibly beautiful maps, create memes and trailers.

    ✿ Join the BearLand Network project ✿

    – Our group: https://vk.com/bearlandnews

    – IP: mc.Bear-Land.net

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 90/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Farms Harvested: 759 Curse of Binding Applied: 3
    Whimsical Tea Parties Held: 6 Eternal Flames Captured: 6
    Infinity Stones Found: 1 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 2
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 5 Cosmic Hamsters Found: 3
    Werewolf Howls Heard: 4 Witch’s Brew Drunk: 18

    Random Fact: Did You Hear? A player accidentally enchanted their bed to sing lullabies—now they fall asleep faster than ever.

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  • Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Insane Minecraft Server – Not Sped or Retarded

    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where the voices in your head are not only welcomed but encouraged! Join us for a wild ride as we embrace our insanity and let our imaginations run wild.

    Our server is perfect for those who have always felt a little… different. Whether you’re hearing voices, seeing things that aren’t there, or just have a general sense of madness, you’ll fit right in here.

    Join us as we build insane structures, go on wild adventures, and battle imaginary monsters. Who needs reality when you have a Minecraft server like this?

    So come on, embrace your inner lunatic and join us on our server. The voices are waiting for you… and they have big plans. evil laughter

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 107/200 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 6 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Gryphons Tamed: 4 Divine Scrolls Written: 24
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Forgotten Legends Remembered: 2
    Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0 Divine Spears Created: 12
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Epic Bosses Defeated: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? A player once rode a unicorn straight into a dimension hop, and they haven’t stopped laughing since.

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  • Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers

    Last-Night-Minecraft SMP-Talkers
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that’s as wild as a mouse on the loose? Look no further, because our server is like a living room full of craziness! We’ve got treats galore, comfy bedding made out of used tissue boxes, and a smell that will make you question your life choices.

    But wait, there’s more! Ever wanted to fly an autogyro or a summer biplane? Well, on our server, anything is possible! Just be prepared to shell out $50k for licensing, aircraft, inspections, and flying lessons back to the local airport. It’s a no-win situation, but hey, at least you’ll have a PPL and an Ercoupe from the 1940s to show for it.

    So come join us on this insane journey, where the only limit is your imagination (and your wallet)! Who needs duck and farm-raised rabbits when you can have the time of your life on our server? Let’s make Minecraft great again, one autogyro at a time!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/900 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 4 Magical Frogs Kissed: 1
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 8 Eldritch Beasts Summoned: 0
    Endless Mazes Conquered: 3 Magical Beanstalks Grown: 4
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Falling into the Void: 1
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 4

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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  • BroBroBucksNoLuck

    BroBroBucksNoLuck
    Are you tired of dealing with irresponsible family members who just can’t seem to get their act together? Look no further than our Minecraft server! We promise you won’t have to lend anyone money for fake car repairs or new gaming consoles here.

    Join us for a wild ride of adventure and chaos, where you can escape from real-life drama and immerse yourself in a world of blocks and pixelated fun. Build your dream castle, explore mysterious caves, and battle it out with other players in epic PvP battles.

    And the best part? No one will judge you for spending your hard-earned diamonds on a diamond sword instead of paying your bills. So come on, join us and leave all your financial worries behind – because on our server, the only currency that matters is the number of creepers you can defeat!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/100 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Chaos Orbs Controlled: 8 Evil Twin Fights: 2
    Reality Warps Survived: 0 Haunted Mines Explored: 1
    Godly Talismans Bestowed: 15 Mystery Villagers Spotted: 5
    Parallel Universes Unraveled: 1 Gryphons Tamed: 2
    Gnome Villages Protected: 6 Forbidden Relics Collected: 0

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CreeperCrazeParty!

    CreeperCrazeParty!
    Are you tired of boring old parties in real life? Well, come join our Minecraft server where the parties are so wild, they make your craziest party story seem like a snooze fest! Picture this: a dance floor made entirely of diamond blocks, a DJ booth with a creeper spinning sick beats, and a VIP lounge where you can hang out with Notch himself. Trust us, once you party with us, you’ll never want to leave. So what are you waiting for? Join now and get ready to party like it’s block party!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Unicorn Sightings: 1 Battle Standards Raised: 6
    Lava Oceans Crossed: 2 Mineshafts Explored: 2
    Celestial Crowns Worn: 2 Ancient Dragons Awakened: 0
    Forbidden Doors Opened: 1 Dimensional Rifts Closed: 2
    Epic Battles Fought: 15 Curse of Binding Applied: 5

    Random Fact: Trivia: A cursed diamond was mined under a blood moon—since then, it’s been known to glow eerily in the dark.

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  • Blocky Border Control

    Blocky Border Control
    Yo yo yo, listen up all you Minecraft homies! This server is the bomb diggity, like seriously. We got crazy shenanigans happening 24/7, like one time a player built a giant toilet made out of diamonds and rode a pig off the edge of a cliff. It was epic!

    But wait, there’s more! Our server is so lit that even the EU chief wants in on the action. He’s talking about migrant deportations and stuff, but we’re like nah bro, come join our server instead. We’ll build you a house out of golden carrots and let you ride around on a llama all day long.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and experience the wildest Minecraft adventures of your life. Plus, you might even get to meet the EU chief in-game. How cool is that? Let’s get this party started, woohoo!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/600 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Invisible Walls Found: 4 Crystal Caves Mapped: 3
    Magical Beanstalks Grown: 3 Mysterious Portals Opened: 18
    Invisible Pathways Walked: 7 Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: 3
    Immortal Potions Brewed: 4 Wizards Turned into Frogs: 1
    Corrupted Chunks Fixed: 2 Paranormal Events Investigated: 4

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • Switch Kids Craft Land

    Switch Kids Craft Land
    yo, u gotta join this cray cray minecraft server cuz like, u know how kids these days aint playin with them handheld consoles no more? well, on this server, we got handheld consoles IN the game! yep, u can play minecraft while playin minecraft, mind blown, amirite?

    not only that, but we also got a secret underground city filled with llamas wearin top hats and monocles, like fancy lil dudes. oh, and did i mention there’s a giant chicken that lays diamond eggs? yep, u heard me right, DIAMOND EGGS.

    but wait, there’s more! we got a roller coaster that takes u on a wild ride through a lava-filled volcano, and at the end, u get a free pet dragon that shoots fireworks out of its nose. who wouldn’t wanna be part of that madness, am i rite?

    so come on down to our server, where the only limit is your imagination (and maybe a lil bit of common sense, but who needs that anyway?) join us for the most epic, ridiculous, and downright hilarious minecraft adventure of your life!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/500 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Demon Skulls Collected: 48 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
    Legendary Items Repaired: 5 Mythical Beasts Vanquished: 1
    Galactic Jellyfish Caught: 2 Dragon Scales Harvested: 298
    Glitched Entities Encountered: 1 Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 1
    Dragon Eggs Found: 9194 Phantom Knights Defeated: 5

    Random Fact: Legendary Lore: Every time an ancient relic is unearthed, a lost city somewhere trembles in fear.

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  • Hack Bacteria Attack!

    Hack Bacteria Attack!
    Yo, on this server, we got a crazy mod where you can hack into bacteria and use them to attack cancer cells in Minecraft! Like, who knew you could be a scientist and a gamer at the same time, amirite? Join us and save the world, one pixelated tumor at a time! Plus, if you’re lucky, you might even discover the secret to turning zombies into unicorns. Yeah, you heard me right. Unicorns. So what are you waiting for? Join now and let’s fight cancer with bacteria in the wackiest way possible!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 108/1000 Uptime: 96%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Meteorites Collected: 2 Celestial Crowns Worn: 3
    Shadow Daggers Crafted: 41 Glorious Feasts Held: 5
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 0 Epic Battles Fought: 11
    Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: 1 Heroic Oaths Sworn: 12
    Gorgon Shields Crafted: 2 Vampire Cloaks Sewn: 1

    Random Fact: Legend has it that the last time someone opened a haunted chest, they found a singing teapot inside!

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  • PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyBlock

    PureSkyblock Welcome to a new skyblock/survival/one block server!!

    What we got to offer!

    Battlepass (every 7 weeks a new season) Dungeons,Skyblock,Pets, Skills,Survival Wereld,Quests Clans (coming soon),Playerwarps,PlayerShops,Base Protection,PVPArena,More Enchants,Talismans!!,Custom Gear/Tools/Weapons,OneBlock

    Come and join the fun! Join Discord: https://discord.gg/zTPsup6sqH Server IP: 185.206.148.132 Bedrock Gate: 19132

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 109/900 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 12 Invisible Pathways Walked: 2
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 5 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 12
    Warrior Spirits Summoned: 25 Unholy Beasts Tamed: 2
    Quantum Bards Serenaded: 3 Godly Talismans Bestowed: 6
    Divine Relics Bestowed: 11 Falling into the Void: 0

    Random Fact: Insider Fact: Invisible pathways are rumored to lead straight to the end of the rainbow, where a pot of gold awaits.

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