Welcome to the most titillating Minecraft SMP you’ll ever experience! Join us for some paizuri edition fun on our server, where we embrace all the kinks and depravity you can imagine. Our webchat is perfect for some textual roleplaying, and our group forums are filled with more fetishes than you can shake a diamond sword at.

Why join our server, you ask? Well, where else can you find a community of roleplayers who are experts in titfucking and paizuri? Our members are so skilled, they can give you tips on how to make your pink /c/ shine like never before. Plus, we have a live status tracker to keep you updated on all the steamy action happening in-game.

So come on, dive into our world of erotic roleplaying and outrageous character profiles. Who knows, you might just find your perfect partner for some wild Minecraft adventures. Join us now and let the kinkiness begin!

Updated October 19, 2024

Players: 94/1000 Uptime: 96%
Rating: 4.2 / 5
Portal Loops Escaped: 0 Ghost Trains Ridden: 1
Villages Defended: 17 Vanishing Items Found: 7
Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Gorgon Shields Crafted: 1
Endless Staircases Climbed: 0 Pockets of Chaos Discovered: 3
Mythical Creatures Tamed: 5 Powerful Allies Recruited: 2

Random Fact: Magical Moment: The last tea party held in the enchanted forest had talking teacups—they love to chat about the weather.

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  • Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness

    Viral Gene Catalog: Ocean Microbe Madness
    so, liek, imagine this: u join dis epic minecraft server and u r not just playin’ a game, u r part of a scientific experiment, dude! scientists have created a catalog of genes that viruses stole from marine microbes they infected, and u get to be a part of dis crazy world where viruses and microbes are battling it out for control of the ocean! join now and help us figure out where viruses fit into the global ocean picture of cycling carbon and other nutrients, all while buildin’ epic structures and survivin’ in dis wild world of minecraft madness! it’s gonna be a blast, so come on and join us for some wacky fun!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Epic Bosses Defeated: 1 Hedge Mazes Navigated: 10
    Mystery Villagers Spotted: 6 Invisible Walls Found: 3
    Time-Warping Watches Found: 3 Shattered Realms Restored: 2
    Meteor Showers Witnessed: 1 Dimension Hops: 0
    Heavenly Choirs Heard: 4 Moonlit Rituals Performed: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Truth: A player found a patch of grass that giggles when you walk on it—it’s impossible to walk by without smiling.

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  • ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC

    ReforgeMC [1.8] – Economy | Guilds | PvP | & More!

    Want something more out of your Minecraft 1.8 experience? So did I! ReforgeMC hosts several plugins that have been carefully modified create a super fun, custom economy experience! Find yourself an established community to join, or seek to create your own across our sprawling 7000×7000 world map, generated all the way back in 1.2.5!

    ReforgeMC has so much custom content, that we have our own wiki! Don’t worry, it’s nothing too overwhelming to get into. Below is a quick guide on what to do when you join ReforgeMC!

    Join a Guild – Each guild on ReforgeMC grants its members unique perks and access to special areas or commands that other guilds will be unable to use. Become a powerful Mage, a wealthy Spelunker, or explore custom dungeons as a Mercenary! There’s plenty more to choose from!

    Stake Your Claim – While PvP and griefing are allowed on ReforgeMC, you’ll be able to use your in-game currency (Digits) to purchase protection stones! Place one down to protect a region, and rank up to earn more land protection slots! There’s three tiers protection stones available for purchase, depending on what you can afford.

    Get to Work – Depending on what guild you joined, you’re going to want to begin setting up and doing some of your guild tasks. Each level you gain exponentially increases how much money you receive for each action you make, meaning that money becomes easier and easier to get!

    Rankup and Keep Going! You gain access to more land protections, more perks, and can find more and more powerful items to fuel your workflow as your rank increases! Strap in, get into the groove, and find yourself an excellent community as you climb the ranks of ReforgeMC!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 106/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    World-Altering Spells Cast: 0 Wishing Wells Wished Upon: 4
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0 Magical Ponies Rescued: 7
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Chimeras Created: 1
    Fabled Crowns Discovered: 4 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 3
    Celestial Blades Sharpened: 11 Undead Armies Raised: 3

    Random Fact: Wild But True: Someone actually summoned an Eldritch Beast using nothing but friendship bracelets!

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  • Sanic Survival

    Sanic Survival

    A survival world for 1.8.9 by Sanic9kvr which was created with falix and was made for the public. It has little to no rules and people are encouraged to be creative and build some snazzy survival structures.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 96/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Wyrmholes Dug: 3 Phantom Horses Ridden: 4
    Enchanted Weapons Reforged: 9 Powerful Allies Recruited: 4
    Undead Armies Raised: 5 Time-Warping Watches Found: 3
    Enchanted Tomes Discovered: 37 Cozy Campfires Lit: 6

    Random Fact: Did You Know? A player once found a wishing well that actually grants wishes—it’s now surrounded by flowers and good vibes.

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  • Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server

    Crack’d & Playable Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will have you addicted faster than you can say “diamonds”? Look no further than our server, where the crack is so good even Steve can’t resist!

    Join us for a wild ride through a world where creepers are actually friendly and will give you hugs instead of blowing you up. Build your dream castle with blocks made of pure gold (because why settle for stone when you can have bling?)

    But beware, rumor has it that reaching the end of the game will transport you to a parallel universe where pigs fly and zombies breakdance. Are you brave enough to take on the challenge?

    So come on down and join us on our server, where the crack is strong and the game is never-ending!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/300 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Mythical Creatures Tamed: 0 Dragonfire Shields Forged: 10
    Horror Stories Survived: 1 Eerie Music Discs Played: 2
    Runes Activated: 7 Soulbound Rings Equipped: 9
    Haunted Strongholds Conquered: 4 Falling into the Void: 2
    Buildings Constructed: 35 Spectral Entities Defeated: 1

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks

    Naomi Wolf: Minecraft SMP – Creeper explosions are now the greatest crime against blocks
    Looking for a Minecraft SMP that will blow your mind and make you question reality? Look no further than our server, where the only bioweapons you’ll find are the epic enchanted swords and bows our players wield!

    Join us for a wild ride filled with conspiracy theories crazier than a creeper exploding in your face. Forget about the Holocaust, injecting people with mRNA is the real crime against humanity now! Our experts have uncovered shocking truths about the vaccine, like how it bio-distributes throughout the body like a shotgun blast, accumulating in all sorts of unexpected places. Who needs a Nether fortress when you’ve got ovaries full of vaccine material?

    But wait, there’s more! According to a study done for the Chinese (because why not?), rats’ hearts engorge and they suffer multi-organ failure after the second injection. And don’t even get us started on the CDC’s secret plan for six shots – it’s like a quest line with deadly consequences!

    So if you’re ready to embark on a journey more twisted than a maze in the End, join our Minecraft SMP and prepare to be mind-blown in ways you never thought possible. Just remember to watch out for those sneaky Endermen…and vaccine needles!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/100 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.2 / 5
    Magical Frogs Kissed: 7 Heavenly Choirs Heard: 3
    Heroic Legacies Created: 5 Secret Libraries Discovered: 2
    Soul Contracts Signed: 4 Pirate Ships Captured: 2
    Shadow Wolves Tamed: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 3
    Celestial Beings Befriended: 5 God-Killer Bows Constructed: 4

    Random Fact: Did you know? The server’s cozy campfires never go out, even in the rain!

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  • CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server

    CraftyFriendz Minecraft Server
    Welcome to our Minecraft server, where we promise you won’t have to deal with any car scratching drama like the one mentioned above! Join us for a wild ride filled with epic adventures and hilarious moments.

    Reasons to join our server: 1. No snow shoveling required – unless you want to build a snowman in-game! 2. No unexpected costs for car scratches – the only scratches you’ll see are from battling creepers. 3. We offer a special “Friend’s Car Parking” feature where you can safely park your friend’s virtual car without any worries. 4. Our community is so friendly, you’ll forget all about real-life drama and get lost in the virtual world of Minecraft.

    So what are you waiting for? Join our server now and let the fun begin! Trust us, you won’t regret it.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 105/1000 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 3 God-Tier Weapons Forged: 40
    Legendary Armor Sets Assembled: 15 Living Statues Befriended: 1
    Legendary Scepters Created: 2 Spontaneous Duels Fought: 13
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 27 Runic Tablets Deciphered: 45
    New Chunks Explored: 694125 Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 0

    Random Fact: Lovely Truth: Someone discovered a tree that grows candy—it’s now a favorite hangout for adventurers with a sweet tooth.

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  • Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show

    Sister’s 4th Wedding No-Show
    Looking for a server as chaotic as my sister’s love life? Look no further! Join our Minecraft server for a wild ride filled with drama, family feuds, and never-ending weddings!

    Just like my sister’s fourth wedding (but technically second), our server is a blend of different elements that just can’t seem to get along. With players coming from all walks of life, you never know what kind of craziness you’ll encounter next.

    Witness the drama unfold as players try to create the perfect blended family, just like Emily and John attempted to do. Will they succeed? Probably not, but the journey is sure to be entertaining!

    So if you’re looking for a server that’s as intense, messy, and not happy in the slightest as my sister’s household, then join us now! Who knows, maybe you’ll even find yourself attending multiple weddings just like me. But hey, at least you’ll have a good time laughing at the chaos!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 95/700 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.9 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 3 Titanic Battles Fought: 21
    Storm Giants Negotiated With: 1 Whispering Shadows Heard: 0
    Flesh-Eating Plants Grown: 2 Reality-Warping Charms Crafted: 3
    Infinity Gauntlets Forged: 2 Void Gems Collected: 38
    Starry Nights Enjoyed: 50 Dimension Hops: 15

    Random Fact: Trivia: The last enchanted forest planted was accidentally grown upside down, yet it thrived—go figure!

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  • CraftyNDAFreeSecrets

    CraftyNDAFreeSecrets
    Are you tired of being shackled by NDAs and keeping juicy secrets to yourself? Join our Minecraft server where we spill all the tea and expose all the scandalous secrets! From secret love affairs between creepers and villagers to hidden diamond mines guarded by evil llamas, there’s never a dull moment on our server. So come join us and let loose all those secrets you’ve been holding onto – we promise not to tell anyone (except maybe our pet parrot, Polly).

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 91/600 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.8 / 5
    Dragon Eggs Hatched: 2 Legendary Titles Earned: 2
    Ancient Ruins Explored: 2 Astral Staffs Crafted: 7
    Witch’s Brew Drunk: 9 Void Gems Collected: 17
    Mysterious Portals Opened: 5 Cursed Amulets Found: 0
    Tesseract Cubes Discovered: 5 Spells Gone Horribly Wrong: 5

    Random Fact: Adorable Truth: A kitten was found napping inside an enchanted book—it now helps with all reading-related quests.

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  • Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition

    Sinwar’s Minecraft Server: PvP Edition
    So, like, you wanna join our Minecraft server? Well, let me tell ya, it’s like the wildest ride you’ll ever go on in your blocky life! We got creepers that dance the Macarena, skeletons that moonwalk, and zombies that do the cha-cha slide. But wait, there’s more! Our server is so epic that even the Israeli military is checking it out to see if the notorious Minecraft player, Sinwar, has been taken out by a gang of killer rabbits. Yeah, you heard me right, killer rabbits! So, if you wanna join in on the madness and see what all the fuss is about, hop on over to our server and prepare to have your mind blown!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 99/1000 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.7 / 5
    Magic Crystals Found: 10 Living Shadows Defeated: 4
    Chaos Gates Opened: 3 Endless Mazes Solved: 3
    Ender Dragon Reincarnations: 3 Shadow Realms Conquered: 1
    Herobrine Sightings: 7 Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2
    Holy Grails Found: 4 Paranormal Events Investigated: 2

    Random Fact: Whimsical Lore: A player once befriended a cloud that now follows them around, raining only when they need a cool down.

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  • CraftyKoreaWarriors

    CraftyKoreaWarriors
    Yo, you ever wanted to be part of a crazy Minecraft server that’s like a mix of Hunger Games and World War Z? Well, do I have the server for you! We got North Korea sending 10,000 soldiers to join forces with Russia in an epic battle against Zelensky’s army. It’s gonna be a showdown of epic proportions, and you can be right in the middle of it all! Join now for the chance to fight alongside Kim Jong Un himself and take down the enemy with your trusty diamond sword. Don’t miss out on the action, join today and be a part of the first step to World War Minecraft Edition!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 100/1000 Uptime: 99%
    Rating: 4.6 / 5
    Chimeras Created: 4 Alternate Realities Explored: 4
    Evil Twin Fights: 2 Mystic Mirrors Unlocked: 2
    Giant Mushrooms Cultivated: 5 Gnome Villages Protected: 2
    Forbidden Tomes Read: 5 Magic Scrolls Discovered: 6
    Phantom Rings Equipped: 24 Interdimensional Bake Sales Hosted: 3

    Random Fact: Adorable But True: Someone enchanted a broom to sweep by itself—it now has a habit of tidying up wherever it goes.

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  • Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon

    Mingle & Race Horse Chat-athon
    come join our epic minecraft server where horses race like they’ve never raced before! they’re all just chillin and chatting on the track, then BAM they all decide to cross the finish line together like one big happy family! it’s chaos, it’s madness, it’s pure horse magic! you won’t find this kind of excitement anywhere else, so saddle up and join the fun today!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 93/500 Uptime: 97%
    Rating: 4.0 / 5
    Sentient Weapons Trained: 4 Invisible Pathways Walked: 4
    Ghostly Villagers Traded With: 3 Phantom Rings Equipped: 14
    Doomsday Clocks Constructed: 2 Magical Moments Shared: 18
    Endless Staircases Climbed: 1 Royal Courts Attended: 3
    Vanishing Items Found: 8 Necronomicon Pages Collected: 8

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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  • E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun

    E-Nose Oil Detector: Eco Refinery Fun
    LOLZ JOIN DIS MINECRAFT SERVER CUZ WE GOT E-NOSE TECHNOLOGY DAT CAN SMELL DA ORIGIN OF OIL IN DA GAME! U CAN USE IT TO FIND OIL SPILLS IN DA LAND AND KEEP DA ENVIRONMENT CLEAN! PLUS, IT ONLY COSTS 20 COOKED CHICKENS, WAY CHEAPER DEN OTHER SERVERS! COME JOIN DA FUN AND SMELL DA OIL IN DA AIR, YO!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 104/800 Uptime: 98%
    Rating: 4.1 / 5
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 3 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Cursed Biomes Uncovered: 8 Phantom Ships Sailed: 5
    Spectral Entities Defeated: 2 Invisible Walls Found: 2
    Cuddly Creatures Pet: 34 Evil Twin Fights: 3
    Frozen Fortresses Conquered: 4 Celestial Crowns Worn: 5

    Random Fact: Heartwarming Moment: A player found a magical flute that summons birds to sing along—it’s the perfect soundtrack for any adventure.

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  • invited

    invited

    On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc. just like in vanilla, and cooperate with server members to survive. Also, the main language is Japanese. On this server, you can enjoy building, making equipment, etc., just like in vanilla, while cooperating with server members for survival. The language is mainly Japanese.

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 97/800 Uptime: 100%
    Rating: 4.5 / 5
    Gnome Villages Protected: 3 Eerie Music Discs Played: 6
    Cryptic Prophecies Deciphered: 5 Meteorites Collected: 2
    Wyrmholes Dug: 2 Cursed Lands Purified: 8
    Pirate Ghost Ships Conquered: 3 Shadow Cloaks Sewn: 5
    Ghost Miner’s Tools Found: 6 Interstellar Fungi Gathered: 2

    Random Fact: Did you hear? The most powerful magic item found this week was a spoon that can bend reality.

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  • Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server

    Blocky Adventures Minecraft Server
    Looking for a Minecraft server that will make you question your life choices? Look no further than this server where the owner is LITERALLY HITLER! But don’t worry, he’s not actually a dictator, just a really strict admin who will ban you for even looking at him the wrong way. Join now for the chance to experience the thrill of walking on eggshells while trying to survive in a world ruled by a power-hungry maniac. Plus, rumor has it that if you can defeat him in a PvP battle, you’ll be granted access to the secret diamond mine where all your wildest dreams come true. So what are you waiting for? Join now and see if you have what it takes to conquer the tyrant and claim your rightful place as the new ruler of the server!

    Updated October 19, 2024

    Players: 110/900 Uptime: 95%
    Rating: 4.4 / 5
    Titanic Relics Retrieved: 3 Mystical Amulets Crafted: 21
    Cosmic Entities Communed With: 2 Bizarre Potions Brewed: 8
    Wyrmholes Dug: 5 Epic Bosses Defeated: 4
    Fairy Circles Danced In: 8 Endless Legions Commanded: 49
    Powerful Allies Recruited: 4 Endless Night Skies: 2

    Random Fact: Did you know? When the last shadow realm was conquered, the conquering player gained the ability to speak in rhymes.

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