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Players: | 94/1000 | Votes: | 6935 |
Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
God-Killer Bows Constructed: | 5 | Star Shards Collected: | 107 |
Time Loop Anomalies Resolved: | 3 | Celestial Dragons Tamed: | 1 |
Endless Minecart Rides Taken: | 2 | Fabled Crowns Discovered: | 9 |
Endermen Teleportation Errors: | 1 | Ender Chest Mysteries Uncovered: | 1 |
Cuddly Creatures Pet: | 27 | Divine Scrolls Written: | 21 |
Players Killed by Monsters: | 6545 | Portal Loops Escaped: | 2 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 5 | Zombie Dances: | 0 |
But that’s not all! Our server is filled with drama, gossip, and outrageous stories that will keep you entertained for hours on end. Want to critique someone’s character? Go for it. Need feedback on your roleplay skills? We’ve got you covered. And don’t forget to check out our shitposting tool for some extra laughs.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you build a castle, fight dragons, and explore endless worlds all while indulging in your wildest fantasies? Come join us and let your imagination run wild… and maybe a little kinky.