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| Players: | 93/600 | Votes: | 6988 |
| Rating: | 4.3 / 5 | ||
| Immortal Potions Brewed: | 5 | Phantom Horses Ridden: | 1 |
| Evil Portals Destroyed: | 2 | Ethereal Couriers Hired: | 4 |
| Cosmic Pies Baked: | 5 | Lost Cities Unearthed: | 1 |
| Underground Cities Explored: | 3 | Omnipotent Charms Created: | 4 |
| Divine Scrolls Written: | 6 | Haunted Strongholds Conquered: | 2 |
| Zombie Dances: | 8 | Backwards Speech Heard: | 3 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 38 | Unicorn Sightings: | 0 |
Looking for a place to unleash your creativity and build the most insane structures imaginable? Look no further! Our server is like a canvas, and you are the Picasso of pixelated blocks.
But wait, there’s more! Our community is as diverse as it gets, with players from all walks of life coming together to create a world that’s as wacky as it is wonderful. From roleplaying as a potato to building a castle made entirely of cake, the possibilities are endless.
So why join our Minecraft SMP server? Because where else can you find a place where erotic roleplaying meets building epic structures? It’s like Fifty Shades of Grey meets Minecraft, but with way more explosions and creepers.
Come join us and see why our server is the talk of the town. Who knows, you might just find yourself in the middle of a roleplay session that’s so steamy, even the Nether will be jealous.
