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Players: | 97/500 | Votes: | 1226 |
Rating: | 4.8 / 5 | ||
Ores Mined: | 8558 | Warlock Pacts Sealed: | 0 |
Goblin Markets Raided: | 10 | Zeus’s Thunderbolts Captured: | 2 |
Crops Grown: | 6102 | Lava Oceans Crossed: | 1 |
Phantom Horses Ridden: | 3 | Magic Scrolls Discovered: | 5 |
Haunted Mines Explored: | 2 | Enchanted Teapots Collected: | 15 |
Ancient Ruins Explored: | 4 | Astral Amulets Crafted: | 32 |
Whispering Caves Entered: | 4 | Unsolvable Puzzles Solved: | 1 |
Why should you join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, there was a player who joined our SMP and built a giant statue of a chicken wearing a top hat. It became a legendary landmark that all players would come to admire and worship. And that’s just the beginning of the madness you’ll find on our server.
But wait, there’s more! We have secret underground dungeons filled with rare loot, mysterious portals that lead to alternate dimensions, and even a hidden village of friendly villagers who will trade with you for the most outrageous items.
So what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and let your imagination run wild. Who knows what kind of crazy adventures await you in this wacky world of blocks and pixels!