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| Players: | 99/900 | Votes: | 3731 |
| Rating: | 4.5 / 5 | ||
| Secret Guilds Joined: | 5 | Gods Slained: | 2 |
| Herobrine Sightings: | 10 | Endless Legions Commanded: | 11 |
| Runic Tablets Deciphered: | 39 | Crystal Wands Charged: | 12 |
| Spontaneous Duels Fought: | 8 | Forbidden Grimoires Read: | 5 |
| Time-Warping Watches Found: | 1 | Mystical Amulets Crafted: | 29 |
| Shattered Realms Restored: | 0 | Ancient Relics Unearthed: | 127 |
| Pirate Ships Captured: | 0 | Celestial Crowns Worn: | 1 |
Why join our server, you ask? Well, let me tell you a little story. Once upon a time, a player joined our SMP and found themselves in a hot tub filled with lava, surrounded by a group of shirtless villagers dancing to the beat of a jukebox playing “Baby Got Back”. And that player? They never looked back.
But that’s not all! We have epic quests that involve slaying dragons with nothing but a carrot, building giant statues of Steve in compromising positions, and engaging in intense battles of rock-paper-scissors to determine who gets the last piece of cake.
So come on, what are you waiting for? Join us on our Minecraft SMP and prepare to have your mind blown (and possibly your character too, if you catch my drift). Just remember to bring your sense of humor and a healthy dose of insanity – you’re gonna need it!
